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There's only 144000 people in this world that share a surname with me. There's 9 billion people on this rock. I'm literally one in a million.

Suck it Johnson.

I'm actually good friends with this guy. Fucker's strange, but he's probably the most lucid person I know.

That's Lulu. Sometimes her tounge gets stuck.

Fun way to say "jew lies" while getting around censorious fucks. I've been using it with some success in youtube comment sections. Thought I'd pass it on.

Little trouble maker, but she's a sweet heart.

Right about the year 2001 I fell in love with a girl from Pennsylvania. She wasn't crippled, but I met her at the "Ms. Wheelchair America" pageant in Ft Lauderdale. Probably sounds fictional and homosexual, but I have two adopted sisters in wheelchairs, and I was on probation at the time and needed to work off some community service hours. It took place at a beach side hotel, so I figured I was gaming the system.

So we got into a long distance relationship, and we'd frequently talk on the phone for hours. Shortly after, I violated my felony probation. I got arrested for reckless driving and I pissed hot on a drug test. Now I'm fucked, at least I thought I was at the time. I bought me a greyhound bus ticket from South Florida to Philadelphia and absconded, just wanted to go see me girl again before I sat through what I thought would be a ten year prison sentence.

I don't know if any of y'all have spent any amount of time on a greyhound, but strap in I'm bout to tell you about it. I used to see these busses roll through town and I looked at them with a kind of romance, I'd look at passenger planes in the sky the same way. Like "that's full of unique people making their way to unique situations". Were they going to the funeral of a parent, or their daughter's wedding, or vacation? All of those things could be true about the same bus.

So I get on the bus just north of Palm Beach and it's 24 hours (so I thought) to Philadelphia. Now, you might not know this, but racism didn't exist back in 2001. It's true, look it up. I ended up sitting next to this black dude that was also headed to the city of brotherly shove. An unlikely traveling companion, but it probably saved my life.

So we get to Fayetteville NC, and we got a hell of a delay. Ended up stuck in good ole Fayettenam for almost six hours. While there, some local nigger asked me if I wanted half an ounce of hash for $30. That seemed like a pretty good deal, and I hadn't yet learned to never relax. I leave the bus station to go make this deal. Unbeknownst to me, the black dude I was traveling with followed me out. He stepped into the deal, it seemed so strange to me at the time, but when we got back to the station he told me that those niggers were about to rob me. Maybe he was full of shit, but I really don't think so.

Ended up smoking a little and I got so fuckin paranoid that I flushed most of it, which was dumb.

The rest of the ride was mostly uneventful. I did ride past the Pentagon and you could see the damage from 9/11 from I95. I ended up going back and turned myself in to the authorities. Nine months house arrest and an additional three years probation, on top of the couple months in the county waiting for trial. I ended up moving to Philly when I completed that, only to learn that the girl I loved fucked a Jamaican nigger. Stayed up there four years before I came home, but that's another story for another day.

Monday is date night for the wife and I. We start off at a farmers market to buy our weekly groceries, then we hit the local watering hole for a few beers and a couple rounds of darts. Cricket specifically, but that's irrelevant to the story.

So last Monday we get to the market and as we're walking in some older liberal shit was blocking the sidewalk with his bike. I hate this inconsiderate bullshit. I'm walking with my wife, we're holding hands. I let go for a second to maneuver around this knuckle head. I look back and dickhead blocked her path even more with his bike so she has to go into the street to get get around. While I'm waiting for her to catch up, this fucker runs his bike tire into the back of my foot. Now I'm done with his shit. I squared up on him and asked him "Alright man, what's your fuckin problem?" Immediately he shrinks. "I don't have a problem" he says. By this time wifey has caught up and she's got a vice grip on my arm, so I turn to go about my business. After a couple steps I hear from behind me "you'd know if I did, man". End of story, everyone clapped.

What the fuck kinda pussy shit is that, ramming your bike into a complete stranger? I let it go because I didn't want to ruin date night. Would've, should've, could've yada yada, but I'm getting tired of inconsiderate assholes and their passive aggressive cunt fuckery. That's all I got to waste your time with.

Nigger.

Ok, so let me set this up a little. When Europeans first started settling in North America the tribes they came across were mostly nomadic and living in structures made of wood, mud, and animal hides. But when they first started conquering central and south American those were empires of "people" that lived in permanent settlements with buildings made of worked stone. Supposedly, America was first colonized by either a land bridge across the Bering Straight, or by ancient seafarers that hugged the coast in primitive canoes.

Here's the question: If these continents were settled from North to South shouldn't we see more advanced architecture and metalworks the further north you go? Before someone brings up climate, I encourage you to look into the primitive tribes of South Florida. They lived in chikki huts and were still largely hunter gatherers. Why did the Aztec have more advanced architecture, art, agriculture, and metalworks?

Maybe I'm retarded, but I just can't wrap my head around all this.

Oh, and he does it on a sub that he owns and has banned anyone that sees through zim/zers bullshit.

What a cunt. That's some high tier faggotry.

If you're going to talk shit, do it where you can get responses from people you disagree with, pussy. You're little echo chamber might as well be a safe space faggot.

This is my second to last day here. Place is filled with WW2 memorabilia. I'm wearing a weremacht helmet with the windmill of peace on it cause idgaf

Mister Metokur is trying to sell more hats