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PeckerwoodPerry
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The shit I do to avoid going to the hospital.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 14 hours ago

19 comments

Had a cyst on my tailbone. It was a big nasty fucker, looked like a whitehead, but the size of a half dollar coin. It was super painful to even wear jeans, fucker was angry. Lanced that bastard with a sewing needle, then opened it up a little more with a paring knife. Got about a shot glass worth of puss out and it smelled like the Ganges. Got it cleaned up real good and slapped some gauze on it. Fast forward a couple hours and I'm a new man. I can sit on my ass again without feeling like eating a bullet. My wife thinks I'm insane, but you really can't argue with results. Anyway, yeah I really don't like hospitals. That was one of the most painful things I've done, but at least I didn't have to deal with Dr Diversity and Nurse tiktok. Y'all think I can run that paring knife through the dishwasher, or should I just throw it in my tackle box?
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I've been in touch with Con77     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 3 days ago

53 comments

He's dealing with a health issue, he'll be back in a couple weeks. More than that I can't say, you can ask him when he comes back. He's still boomin' though, so y'all can stop worrying.
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The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 3 days ago

60 comments

Jail sucks, don't go there. Got out today, currently drinking all the coffee and smoking all the cigarettes. Got a lot of catching up to do. If I never see another nigger or eat another honey bun that would be just fine with me.
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Dude I used to know just OD'd on fent.      (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1 month ago

44 comments

Heard about it tonight, fat fucker I never really cared for. I used to work with him, and we were scheduled to go out of town and vend at a small festival. We were supposed to meet up to organize the day before and fucker showed up unapologetically 3 hours late, so I told him he needed to get his shit together. This doughy, chinless fuck raised his voice, put his finger in my face, and shouted at me that I needed to respect him. I squared up an bowed up, told that fuck that he needed to earn my respect. This was in a crowded bar, full of his buddies and regular customers. I was ready to throw down, even though he had at least 50lbs on me. I ended up just laughing in his face and walking away. Did the project by myself, but while I was out of town doing that he checked in to rehab for heroin. So yeah, no surprise tonight when I learned he's worm food. Fuckin degenerates, man. He did other questionable shit outside being a junkie. Like I said, I never liked the fuck. Oh well, sucks to be you Justin. Should have payed closer attention in rehab. At least he finally took some weight off.
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My copy of the Declaration of Independence      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1 month ago

14 comments

Figured since Trump just moved the original to the White House, I'd show off the one hanging in my living room. I don't know when, but I guess my dad made this, probably more than 40 years ago. I don't remember seeing it growing up, but I found it stashed away in his garage after he passed away. My mother remembered him doing it, just not when or why.
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Consprajeet fagging out over downvoats again     (www.upgoat.net)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1 month ago

66 comments

This is a thread for everyone he's banned from the only subs he posts in anymore. Please take this opportunity to let him know how you think about big chief shits in streets.
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Britfags: Why the fuck do you put tuna or sweet corn on pizza?     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1 month ago

42 comments

Fuckin explain yourselves.
https://anglosaxonpizzeria.co.uk/takeaways/Sheffield/S62/anglo-saxon/menu
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Dawson's Christian - Vic Tyler     (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to music 1 month ago

0 comments

Space shanty? I dunno, it's fun.
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When it Comes to You - Sturgill Simpson      (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to music 1 month ago

0 comments

John Anderson cover of his tribute album called Something Borrowed Something New.
Whole album is good, but this one's a heater.
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I'm going to get a pack of cigarettes      (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2 months ago

21 comments

I'll be right back, champ.
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500+ year old Legacy Live Oak from my walk today      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to Nature 2 months ago

15 comments

Picture doesn't do it justice. The trunk at the base was easily 15' wide. This tree was likely the grandfather of every live oak in that part of the pine flats.
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Y'all this needs to be said.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 3 months ago

68 comments

If you're watching the big sports ball game, you're a faggot

If you're just tuning in for the commercials, congratulations you're a retarded faggot.
Imagine someone bragging about watching commercials. Fuckin retarded.

If you just wanted to see the halftime show, you forfeit your account here and fuck off all the way back to retard faggot town. Fuckin retarded faggot, fucks wrong with you?
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Came upon this cypress swamp today.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to Nature 3 months ago

20 comments

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Intro to Kava      (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 3 months ago

23 comments

Kava is a drink made from the root of the plant of the same name. It's native to Polynesia, Micronesia, and Melonesia. Traditionally it's used for ceremonial purposes, but has found popularity in the US with those looking for an alternative to alcohol. The effects include mild euphoria and relaxed mind and body. It's not chemically or psychologically addictive and under most circumstances isn't really even an intoxicant. It's often described as taking the edge off.

Preparation
To make a batch of kava you'll need ground kava root, water, a cotton or synthetic fine mesh bag, and a container to prepare it in. Place 1/2 cup of kava root in the mesh bag and put it in a container with 4 liters of water. Warm water works best, but cold is fine too. Make sure the bag is securely closed and massage the kava in the water for 5 minutes. After that the kava is ready to enjoy. The flavor is described as earthy and it's definitely an acquired taste. Onset of effects is around five minutes and lasts up to an hour.

I've been using kava for almost twelve years. I'll go periods of months or more without it and never feel any kind of cravings. Basically, it's just nice to have if I want it. I also worked at a kava bar for several years and while I don't consider myself an expert, I certainly know enough to answer any questions you might have.


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I guess I'm about to get locked up for a bit.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 3 months ago

41 comments

A lot of y'all already know I'm on probation for DUI, so consider that the refresher. Friday I get a call from the PO saying I pissed hot for extacy back in December. My options were to get violated or pay $180 to have it retested. So I leave work and get a money order, take it to the probation office. I get there and she won't take my money. Apparently they can only test it within two weeks of giving the sample, so I'm violated. I'll get a knock on my door or a cop at my job anytime after Monday to either serve a notice to appear or a warrant for my arrest.

Reasons this is fucked:
1. I don't do drugs, I damn sure didn't do extacy.
2. Extacy has the most false positives out of everything they test for
3. They should have told me back when I failed the test instead of four weeks later. I'm at that office every week for something, sometimes twice or three times a week. I wasn't afforded the opportunity to prove that they made a mistake, and I'm supposed to have that fucking opportunity.

I don't know what happens next. I'm at the mercy of the judge. My PO said I should get a lawyer to protect myself from their mistakes. Can't afford that, but I'm getting a hair follicle test done next week if they don't come get me before then. Any advice?
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I feel like saying nigger tonight - Hard Archive      (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to music 3 months ago

1 comments

Can't believe YouTube's algorithm recommended this.
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All posts about Indians are shit posts     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 4 months ago

19 comments

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1952 Vincent Black Lightning - Richard Thompson      (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to music 4 months ago

0 comments

First song I listen to this year
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Just got done talking to my mom.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 4 months ago

33 comments

She was telling me about the USS Liberty! Said she saw one of the sailors interviewed by "that black lady". Ain't that some shit?
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Government Mule - The Shape I'm In     (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to music 4 months ago

3 comments

Cover of the original song by the band The Band
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Tired of hearing about the fucking drones.     (news)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to news 4 months ago

39 comments

Y'all realize that this is the same way they played up that fucking coof before we all got butt fucked sideways in March of 2020 right? Started with a few random news stories, then it was a joke, shortly after that it was all over the damn news, and next thing ya know they're butt fucking the shit out of all the fuckin crayon eaters that got caught up in the cycle. It's beginning to look a lot like BULLSHIT.
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The Hammer and the Anvil - The Longest Johns     (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to music 4 months ago

3 comments

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God shit     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 5 months ago

2 comments

When a rat finds that the barn door was left open it thinks "It is God's will that I have access to food" not knowing that the cat that lives in the barn thinks the same thing, and the farmer thinks "God damnit, I left the door to the barn door open".
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Fucking god damn, stupid, ugly, stinking god damn damn fuckin niggers     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 5 months ago

18 comments

I just got woken up, on my fucking day off, by some hair brained ghetto fucking porch monkey asking me if my wife, who also has the god damn day off because it's her fucking BIRTHDAY goddamnit, asking me if she just got in a traffic accident with him. I answer the door with not but a robe and my sig ready to go all the fuck the way.

God damned monkey fuck. I didn't get to bed until 3, didn't get out of work until fuckin midnight, and I really wanted to sleep the fuck in a little. Fuck. Now I'm up. Good morning assholes. Fuck.
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Horse Soldier, Horse Soldier - Corb Lund     (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to music 5 months ago

0 comments