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Unappreciative fuckers

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 19:55:46 ago (+17/-3)     (whatever)

I just took a piss in my backyard, as God intended, and there was steam coming off it. I tried to show my wife but she was indignant about it.

Some people just can't enjoy the finer things in life.


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[ - ] Steelerfish 9 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 19:59:51 ago (+9/-0)

Peckerwoodperry is an awful long name to write in cursive in the snow
(or sand/dirt in our case)..

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 8 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 20:04:37 ago (+8/-0)

This may come as a shock to you, but that's not my actual name.

[ - ] lord_nougat 13 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 20:12:51 ago (+13/-0)

IT IS TO US!!

[ - ] 2Drunk 8 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 20:15:44 ago (+8/-0)

Okay, Bob.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 7 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 20:25:05 ago (+7/-0)

Whatever Melvin.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 8 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 22:54:58 ago (+8/-0)

You'd better not be in Idaho or you can be sent to the gas chamber for handling that little boy penis.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 00:57:33 ago (+3/-0)

Oh God damn. That's fuckin hilarious.

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 08:23:46 ago (+4/-0)

Men must find fun where they can, I suppose.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 12:50:05 ago (+3/-0)

Finding simple joy in life is an art, and I am an artist.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 13:53:12 ago (+0/-0)

I read that on a fortune cookie once. I saved it for years

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 08:32:15 ago (+1/-0)

Hey now. God gave him his own toy. He can play with it if he wants to!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 23:10:48 ago (+4/-0)

wun time at deer camp, back when I was young, I pissed on a hot pot belly stove and pissy steam went throughout the cabin. The old timers just shook their heads. "that boy ain't right" they said. What made me do it was somebody let a deer chili fart and almost made me puke so I retaliated.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 04:04:28 ago (+3/-0)

I just took a piss in my backyard, as God intended, and there was steam coming off it.

Do it off a balcony in Fairbanks in the winter. At -50F you can watch it freeze on the way down.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 08:24:21 ago (+1/-0)

That must be exciting!

[ - ] Name 2 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 20:48:17 ago (+2/-0)

And you’re all dehydrated from the cold and your skin is cracking and the humidity hits your face and feels great…

[ - ] beece 2 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 19:56:26 ago (+2/-0)

Correct.

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 09:40:10 ago (+1/-0)

shouldnt piss on your lawn as the concentrated amonia can kill green grass. best practice is to piss on your compost pile. the amonia will seep into the soil and getting nitrogen i to growing soil is the the hardest thing.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 12:48:50 ago (+0/-0)

Grass doesn't grow back there. There's a bamboo thicket that keeps it in full shade all day.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 21:56:22 ago (+1/-0)

why would she be indignant, I'm sure she has seen your pecker hundreds of times.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 00:59:47 ago (+3/-0)

I wasn't trying to show her my pecker, I was trying to teach her about thermodynamics.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 01:07:09 ago (+0/-0)

53° here at 1 am

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 12:51:08 ago (+0/-0)

It was like 48°. Not really cold, that's why I got excited.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 22:18:33 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. My dog does that often in this weather.