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PeckerwoodPerry
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Aw well, for all you know it was minutes away from being something else's lunch. You didn't do it with malice, don't let it get to ya. It's spring, there's gonna be plenty of baby birds around.


/v/TellTalk viewpost?postid=6820fc07349cf

Baggie at the head of the table.
It's kinda silly though, cocaine is the least shocking thing these freaks do. Like, you mean to tell me the child fucking puppets of the elite use Peruvian marching powder? Say it ain't so!


/v/videos viewpost?postid=6820e24f22640

We have a place called Krystal's that makes basically the same kind of burgers. Haven't been to one in decades, but I remember it being functionally the same as White Castle.


/v/Food viewpost?postid=6820932cbd37b

That's what I mean. You don't have to have a PhD to patch yourself up. I'm a stupid bastard and I hurt myself pretty often, not as much lately but it was like a monthly occurrence at one point. I'm fuckin handy with gauze, medical tape, and triple antibiotic and I have the scars to prove it. I kinda wanna try giving myself stitches, but I'm not really rushing to figure out if I'm any good at it.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=682039e17bae0

Imagine waking up in the drunk tank and piecing that bender together. Dumb mother fucker, but at least he stands on principle.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=682039e17bae0

I've self extracted a molar, but instead of vice grips I used needle nose pliers. I was also more fucked up than a nigger named mayonnaise, but I still had the wherewithal to get the right fucking tooth. I left a little root behind, but it came out on its own a couple weeks later while I was eating a turkey sandwich.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=682039e17bae0

Yeah, there wasn't anything anal about it. It was a solid 5 inches North of my b hole, and I'm prone to cysts. Had to get one removed from below my ear on my jawline a couple years ago. It was that experience that had me reaching for kitchen utensils this time.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=682039e17bae0

Only good thing in that photo is the butter.


/v/RealWhatever viewpost?postid=682030205706c

Throw some cayenne pepper in with the water, lemon juice, and a/c vinegar.


/v/askanon viewpost?postid=681ff0f9f3d48

No, fucks wrong with you? You shouldn't be eating steak and shake three times a year, that shit's like if poison and heroin had an illegitimate love child and sent it off to be raised by cigarettes.


/v/askanon viewpost?postid=681ff0f9f3d48

The rest of the ostrich wouldn't fit, but damned if he didn't try.


/v/Jokes viewpost?postid=68200a884c994

Start dropping tips to the crime stoppers hotline about drug dealing going on at that address. You can do it anonymously, but you might make a few bucks if you want to do it under their name.

Accidentally drop a bucket full of roofing nails all over their yard and driveway. A roofing nail will go right through the sole of Jordan's.

Get some industrial strength weed and grass killer and spell out "NIGGER HOUSE" on their front lawn. You ideally want it big enough to show up on Google Earth.


CPS also takes anonymous tips, you know there's niglets there. Get a couple friends to also report them. Write something like you witnessed naked and dirty children wandering aimlessly around the property, poor kids looked malnourished, all skin and bones.


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"Does this pizza make my ass look fat?"
-Me, probably


/v/CookingWithGoats viewpost?postid=681ec0dc774c2

Give me your fat, violent, ignorant, yearning to burn loot and murder.


/v/pics viewpost?postid=681f2cee49c34

No such thing as half White, she's either White or mixed.


/v/askanon viewpost?postid=681edf02b011b

Definitely that. Probably just took it out of the dishwasher.


/v/FunnyVideos viewpost?postid=681ee2e91d2e5

I had pizza tonight too. It's was cheap, greasy, and God damn delicious. It wasn't from a major corporation like Domino's or Pizza slut, so at least there's that. Still a quick and dirty local chain, but I'll be damned if it didn't hit the spot.


/v/CookingWithGoats viewpost?postid=681ec0dc774c2

You can safely assume any kike you come across is either actively working for mossad or absolutely willing to do so, paid or unpaid. Look into Sayanim, Satan's little helpers. They have a program for it, and since there's no way of knowing who is involved it should be assumed they all are.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=681ecab4392f8

Ok, cool. That's not what I asked. Why the dogma, do you think it's necessary to achieve that goal? I don't think we should be playing the same manipulation games with religion that have been played on us for 2000 years. What are you getting from worshipping Norse pagan deities, other than a social movement. Spiritually, what do you get out of worship?


/v/Christcucks viewpost?postid=681e93577ceb4

That would freak me the fuck out of I saw it in person. I'm going to choose to believe it's not real.


/v/Nature viewpost?postid=681e66015150f

Why would they need to replace one with another? What is the point of worship?


/v/Christcucks viewpost?postid=681e93577ceb4

Hey, I wasn't talking about Lays with Tribe. I've got nothing against her. Ya know, not at the moment at least.


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