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Happy New Year.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 18:10:03 ago (+45/-0)     (whatever)

I honestly hate this time of year. A lot of fucked up shit had happened in my world this time of year. Tomorrow is the nine year anniversary of the death of my father, but that's not the only thing. Cry posting aside, I hope all of you have a beautiful, better year than last year. I kind of hate you bastards, but I do wish you the best that you can take.

Happy New Year Goats. See ya on the flip side.


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[ - ] Fascinus 12 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 18:14:23 ago (+12/-0)

Sorry about your dad, bro.

Glad that he made enough of a difference in your life that his passing affected you.

Here's wishing for a better year for you and yours and likewise to all of you faggots reading this.

\Ω

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 01:06:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 01:53:16 ago (+0/-0)

I miss your dad too, I thought I had one but that turned out to be a lie.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 01:57:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper 10 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 19:55:51 ago (+10/-0)

(Sung to the tune of 'Jingle Bells')

"Dashing through the Reich,

in a big Mercedes Benz,

killing lots of kikes,

making lots of friends (hahaha),

Rat-tat-tat-tat-taaat,

mow the fuckers dooown,

Oh what fun it is to have,

the Nazis back in tooown!"

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:02:04 ago (+2/-0)

claps

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 00:30:08 ago (+2/-0)

Love it

[ - ] iSnark 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 18:21:04 ago (+7/-0)

Happy New Years to everyone! I wish the absolute best for you and your families. 2024 sounds like it's going to be a white knuckle ride. May God be with us all!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 18:49:54 ago (+5/-0)

No U!!

Buy a few big bags of dry beans and rice and put them in those 5 gallon food buckets and put them up. I don't tell this to people I don't like :)

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 23:56:37 ago (+2/-0)

They do last longer with O2 eaters and mylar bags, if not actual glass jars.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 20:28:41 ago (+3/-0)

At least you have the lessons in your life that your father taught you to remember him by.

I'll toast to his honor tonight. Cheers, brother. Happy New Year.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 20:24:51 ago (+3/-0)

sorry about your father. happy new year to all of you

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 18:14:42 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah man, I hate all this holiday shit too. My father has been gone for twelve years now, but not related to the holidays. Makes it tougher for you I can see. I’ll just be glad when it’s all over and we can get back to uninterrupted work schedules.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 18:27:25 ago (+2/-0)

I hope 2024 is a good year for you, Pecker. Happy New Year.

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 03:55:05 ago (+1/-0)

Happy new year, you bunch of niggerfaggots!

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 02:40:17 ago (+1/-0)

Consoom year, get exited for the new year.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 00:15:31 ago (+1/-0)

Happy new year to you and all goats.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 05:01:22 ago (+1/-1)

Thanks dass.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 08:47:00 ago (+3/-0)

KYS, Queeri

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 16:39:58 ago (+2/-0)*

You are not a goat - you are a boosted zog faggot with a prolapsed sphincter.

Ergo - Merry fck you and Happy KYS!!.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 17:46:20 ago (+1/-1)

Your cruelty knows no limits, dassar!

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 23:01:11 ago (+1/-0)

Unlike the length of your sphincter ...

[ - ] DanielR 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 11:52:13 ago (+0/-0)

Happy new year !

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 02:12:41 ago (+0/-0)

My wife is drop dead gorgeous. I use any excuse I can to get her naked. Today’s excuse was world war. I got her naked, that’s all that counts. If you had the opportunity to see her naked, you would abandon all decorum just to see her titties, I’m knew here, and I have a problem. I love, absolutely love her bare bottom.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 05:04:26 ago (+1/-0)

omit:knew; substitute:new

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 05:05:22 ago (+1/-1)

Sir, none of us have the slightest interest in seeing your wife's nakedness. It would be like looking at our sister naked.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 08:48:13 ago (+3/-0)

"Pussymeat is not for me"---P Queeri 2023

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 22:55:58 ago (+1/-0)

The only 'pussymeat' neri is interested in, would be his prolapsed sphincter in a mirror ...

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 2, 2024 17:43:41 ago (+0/-0)

Hi dass. Correct. When we are suffering we tend to concentrate on ourselves.I'm hoping my pile-problem is finally fixing itself, thank god.It's been 4 weeks of misery and I think it all started when I over-indulged on cheese. I'm lactose-intolerant and I think the cheese gummed up the works and caused the straining which caused the piles. I'll keep you informed, bro.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 2, 2024 23:47:05 ago (+0/-0)

Fck off neri ...

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 22:59:26 ago (+1/-0)

What is the difference between a photograph of neri and a photograph of his sister ?/

No difference - you will still be looking at a retarded cunt !!

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1.4 yearsJan 2, 2024 17:38:33 ago (+0/-1)

Rude!

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 14:58:26 ago (+0/-0)

I appreciate that, I too do not want to see our sister naked. Mom would be shocked. I grew up in a house full of girls. We functioned with a modicum of dignity. The only line that was crossed was my sisters kept stealing my socks. Nothing sinister here, they just took my socks. I don’t know why.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 17:47:31 ago (+1/-1)

A bro's missus is our sister.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 18:06:39 ago (+0/-0)

You’re rocking the Jaqen H'ghar theme. The faceless one.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 19:08:09 ago (+1/-1)

Jaqen H'ghar is an assumed identity of one of the Faceless Men of Braavos, a feared order of mysterious assassins with the ability to change their appearance at will. He trained Arya Stark to be a Faceless Man. [Library Service for uncool people who do not watch films]

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 22:56:46 ago (+0/-0)

'Pics or gtfo' totes prob some degen on social media ...

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 23:58:25 ago (+0/-0)

Not a damn thing going on for new years and everyone's pretending to do shit when they're not.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:44:38 ago (+1/-1)

Slappy Jew Tears

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 00:31:48 ago (+2/-0)

You too ya big bastard

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 20:01:20 ago (+0/-0)

2O23 was a great year for making fun of.

It's 2O23 get on your knees

It's 2023 there's only enough food for me

(fucked up story. people are starting to gear up for the fall)

You get the gist.



I was slightly worried about 2024 but then I realized there are more words that rhyme with four than three so it's all good.

Happy new years. Let's hope it's a fun one!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 00:33:19 ago (+2/-0)

You tried, and that's what counts.

Best to you and yours!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 00:42:05 ago (+0/-0)

You tried, and that's what counts

We both hear that a lot don't we?

Best to you and yours!

To you too!

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 18:01:29 ago (+3/-0)

We both hear that a lot don't we?

Probably not nearly as often as @paul_neri hears it from his Mrs.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 19:11:03 ago (+1/-1)

Life's not black and white, Fascinus, but many shades of gray.

[ - ] dassar 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 23:10:27 ago (+3/-0)*

BS - without black or white you don't get to have grey.
'shades of grey' is merely a simplification for the low of IQ, seeking to mystify and muddy the subtle exchanges between black and white as experienced by the individual.
Life is a continual cascade of somewhat indeterminate variables between the two.
Dumb fcking faggot.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1.4 yearsJan 2, 2024 05:29:27 ago (+0/-1)

For example, if you live in the United States and use American English, then you'll probably use the spelling “gray.” However, if you live in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, or other English-speaking countries where British English is used, then you likely use the spelling “grey.” [Library Service]

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 2, 2024 14:34:05 ago (+0/-0)

Nope, don't care what you regurgitate, faggot.

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 19:14:19 ago (+0/-0)

See ya next year my friend.