Last 4th of July we sat out in the florida sun almost all day for like 7 days straight. With nothing but sun tan lotion on. Now we've still got tan lines from the last 4th of July (12 months ago).
If you didn't know that permanant tans were possible, now you know. Do not spend nigger tiered leveled amounts of time out in florida tier sun. You can and will actually end up with essentially a tattooed retard ugly level set of tan lines on you and be permanently darker otherwise.
If a single mother fucker in all of existence would have ever warned any other mother fucking person that this was ever possible I wouldn't have been so stupid to spend so much time in the sun at that level.
On the phone with my sister, I jokingly asked her if there was anything we cannot buy online. She suggested this and POOF! there it was. Cool website name to. Cannot possibly get scammed on this one.
I'm moving Monday, putting all my stuff in a storage unit. I don't want to be in Milwaukee anymore. I need to spread my wings and GTFO of here. I'm sick of it here. My soul is telling me to move out West, yet doesn't have a specific destination.
If you were in your 40s with no kids, no job, no car, where would you move to? And don't say Vegas because I've been there and did that YEARS ago and it was a big mistake.
