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You can sell ANYTHING online these days

submitted by Panic to TellUpgoat 21 hoursJun 9, 2025 21:49:11 ago (+11/-0)     (www.cheapbedbugs.com)

https://www.cheapbedbugs.com/live-bed-bugs

On the phone with my sister, I jokingly asked her if there was anything we cannot buy online. She suggested this and POOF! there it was.
Cool website name to. Cannot possibly get scammed on this one.


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[ - ] BoozyB 4 points 21 hoursJun 9, 2025 22:01:57 ago (+4/-0)

I know some people who deserve......nevermind.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 20 hoursJun 9, 2025 22:16:03 ago (+3/-0)

NO! Don't!

This is a NON-incriminating page.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 20 hoursJun 9, 2025 22:28:03 ago (+2/-0)

??? I so know someone I'm going to gift some of these critters. Several hundred in fact. ⁹

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 19 hoursJun 9, 2025 23:48:05 ago (+1/-0)

Yikes! Bedbugs are the gift that keeps on giving.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 4 points 21 hoursJun 9, 2025 21:56:47 ago (+4/-0)

I was trying to think of a way to exact revenge on someone and all of the sudden there it is!

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 3 hoursJun 10, 2025 15:12:24 ago (+0/-0)

Just few and BAM! Like forever chemicals after that.

[ - ] observation1 3 points 21 hoursJun 9, 2025 22:08:50 ago (+3/-0)

Hang on. 25 bed bugs for $750?

Dafuq. Im in the wrong industry.

There's a market where people subscribe to recieving them regularly?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 12 hoursJun 10, 2025 07:00:35 ago (+1/-0)

I think they're for dog trainers and pest exterminators.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 19 hoursJun 9, 2025 23:22:55 ago (+2/-0)

When I was younger, some friends and I ordered German roach oothecas off a site like that. We stuffed them into a toy pokeball with a couple pieces of cat food, and a note that said "Gotta catch 'em all!" on it. Waited for the oothecas to split open, then mailed it to this retard that we fucking hated.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 12 hoursJun 10, 2025 07:01:41 ago (+2/-0)

That's pretty funny.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 21 hoursJun 9, 2025 21:58:28 ago (+2/-0)

You can ruin someone's home with these fuckers right? Make them have to get rid of all their clothes and bedding? I like this idear!

[ - ] SundayMatinee 1 point 6 hoursJun 10, 2025 12:33:08 ago (+1/-0)

Actually bed bugs are easy to manage. Some diatomaceous earth placed around room openings, interceptors on bed posts, bed covers, and packing your property up in ziploc bags will resolve the problem in a couple of months.

There is zero reason to throw out anything, but it can be annoying to clean up.

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 3 hoursJun 10, 2025 15:17:55 ago (+0/-0)

First, Shhhhh! Let us have our fun.

Second, DE is great for human consumption. Gentle laxative, cleans out the tough spots in the colon. Plus, it improves skin, ends acne, strengthens bones (a lot) and teeth, prevents hair loss and hair discoloration. Never go gray with one teaspoon a week in liquid (never dry!).