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Last 4th of July we sat out in the florida sun almost all day for like 7 days straight. With nothing but sun tan lotion on. Now we've still got tan lines from the last 4th of July (12 months ago).

If you didn't know that permanant tans were possible, now you know. Do not spend nigger tiered leveled amounts of time out in florida tier sun. You can and will actually end up with essentially a tattooed retard ugly level set of tan lines on you and be permanently darker otherwise.

If a single mother fucker in all of existence would have ever warned any other mother fucking person that this was ever possible I wouldn't have been so stupid to spend so much time in the sun at that level.