A duck walks into his local bar after work. He sits at the bar, takes his hat off, orders a drink, and starts reading his newspaper. The bartender's never seen anything like this before, so naturally he strikes up a conversation.
"Say, fella. I've never met a talking duck before." "I get that a lot", he replies without looking up from his newspaper. "If you don't mind me asking, where do you get the money to buy your drinks?" "Work."
The bartender took the hint that the duck didn't want to talk, but he couldn't help himself. "What do you do?" "I'm a drywaller", said the duck as he lowered his glass from his bill, his eyes still never leaving his paper. "That's a strange profession for a duck," replied the bartender. "You get a lot of work?" The duck said, "I do alright. I'm always looking for the next job though." as he turned the page.
The bartender decided that was enough, and that he had work to do. The duck became something of a regular at that bar, always sitting in the same spot, almost never looking up from his newspaper.
One day, a new patron walked in. He was wearing a bright yellow suit with blue stripes. His mustache was styled into an old-fashioned handlebar style, with the tips tapered to a perfect point. Once again, the bartender is curious.
"Hey, fella. And what do you do?", he asked. "Oh, I work with the circus! We just rolled into town and we'll be setting up shortly." "Well, I know someone who's always looking for work! And I think he'd be a great fit. He's a talking duck."
The bartender and the new patron exchanged numbers, and he promised him that when he next saw the duck, he would refer him to the circus. The next day, the duck comes back to his usual spot. After he orders his drink the bartender starts conversation.
"You said you're looking for work right? Well good news, the circus is in town." "The circus?", replied the duck, still reading his newspaper. "You mean that big canvas tent in the middle of town?" "That's the one!" said the bartender. "The one where they keep the animals in those steel cages?", he asked, with the turn of a page. "Yep!" "And they travel from town to town in horse-drawn carriages, sleeping under the stars?" "Yeah," replied the bartender. "You know. The circus." The duck paused briefly, and looked straight up from his newspaper, staring blankly at the wall in front of him. "What the fuck do they need a drywaller for?"
In a groundbreaking move, Apple Inc. has announced its foray into brain-computer interfaces (BCIs), unveiling a technology that could redefine how humans interact with devices. The company is developing a system to allow users to control iPhones, iPads, and Vision Pro headsets using neural signals captured by brain implants. This innovation promises to enhance accessibility for individuals with severe mobility impairments, such as those with spinal cord injuries or amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), while laying the groundwork for broader applications in the future.
17-Year-Old Charged with Attempted Murder After Striking Juvenile and Crashing into Dollar Tree in Bishopville
May 11, 2025 Dollar Tree, 618 Sumter Highway, Bishopville, Lee County, South Carolina
Facts: On May 11, 2025, at around 2:00 p.m., a fight in the parking lot of a Dollar Tree in Bishopville escalated when a 17-year-old juvenile got into a car and intentionally struck another juvenile, causing non-life-threatening injuries.
The vehicle then rolled away, crashing into another occupied vehicle in the parking lot and causing structural damage to the Dollar Tree storefront, leading to a temporary closure.
Lee County Sheriff Daniel Simon reported that the incident involved two adults and three juveniles, with deputies responding to reports of the parking lot altercation.
The 17-year-old suspect, charged as an adult under a 2016 South Carolina law, faces charges of attempted murder, disorderly conduct, malicious injury to property totaling $10,000 or more, and malicious injury to property totaling $2,000 or less.
The suspect is being held at the Sumter-Lee Detention Center pending a bond hearing.
Two adults, Celvin Hickman, 19, and Shamirah Blyther, 24, both from Bishopville, were charged with disorderly conduct, and Hickman also faces a charge of malicious injury to property.
Two other juveniles involved were charged with disorderly conduct and released to their legal guardians.
Like, they want us dead. We know that. So it's a perfect excuse to take out their enemy if the goyim act up and retaliate. They have the damn military on their side. A civil war just isnt really feasible. The Jews have actually won it seems.
Jesus was very well documented, and from a prominent family that traced their lineage to King David at that.
Also, I despise preachers who don't speak in their regular voice. Preach as God made you. Don't imitate another preacher and certainly don't imitate a black preacher if you're white. Those truly called can speak eloquently in their own voice. Amen.
Today I had breakfast at the mall. I was still sleepy, so it took time to notice that nigger ads were suddenly replaced with beautiful, WHite models. It feels like a time machine, like back to the future. HIghly likely corporations are returning back to common sense normalty because of Trump not being fond of nigger faggots, despite still being a Zionist.
'Til Kingdom Come documentary - Christian Pastor indoctrinating little children with Christian Zionism and brainwashing them with Judeo-Christian values by saying 'The Jews are better than us, you need to accept that' and they are God's chosen people. Conservative evangelical Christians support Israel because it fulfills Jewish bible prophecies written by Rabbis to get gentiles to worship Jews for Greater Israel and the coming of moshiach (the Jewish messiah)
A foundational jewish faith has jewish values and worships jewishness.
Getting into this. It's a famous abridgement of a 4 volume work that won the Pulitzer in the 30s. Eric Foner called it a 'hagiography', but James McPherson said it remains the best single volume biography of General Lee. Freeman was a white supremacist.
