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Wife got pulled over yesterday

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 07:26:09 ago (+5/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

she was impatient and passed a slow car in a no passing zone.
she cried to the cop.
he still gave her a ticket.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 07:53:20 ago (+5/-0)

Yesterday I had to tell my wife to go at a green light and to stop at a red light. I've tried so many different ways to get her to stop driving like a nigger, but nothing works. She is a danger to herself and others, and is the primary reason I believe that women should not be allowed to drive cars.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:17:27 ago (+3/-1)

☝️this btw how are you doing with your sobriety.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:18:55 ago (+2/-0)

It's the estrogen. Male blacks are higher in estrogen which may contribute to their aggressive and feminine nature.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1 hourMay 13, 2025 08:32:40 ago (+1/-0)

I'm glad my wife is disabled and can't drive any longer because I honestly thought she was a hazard to herself and others on the road. My reaction time to events is almost immediate, which makes me a good driver, because I can respond to things very quickly, but when my wife drove, I was always anxious because I'd see something and give it a One Mississippi Two Mississippi before she'd notice it. The irony is that she thought she was a good driver.

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 07:46:51 ago (+5/-0)

Why would she put herself in a situation? If my daughter did that I'd beat her.

Don't cry honey ...I won't give you a ticket unzips .

Honestly think about things before you do them. Never let yourself be in a position where you can be taken advantage of. Frankly I'd accuse her of hitting on the cop for doing that.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1 hourMay 13, 2025 09:21:26 ago (+1/-0)

The number of times I've seen pigs setting in a dark area in their car with the top of a head bobbing up and down over his crotch.

"DO you know how fast you were driving, ma'am?" "DO you want a ticket, or would you rather work it out?"

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 34 minutesMay 13, 2025 09:47:53 ago (+1/-0)

So, the cop wasn't impressed by your wife's charms

[ - ] Panic 0 points 14 minutesMay 13, 2025 10:08:08 ago (+0/-0)

My wife never got any tickets driving. Over 40 years behind the wheel. She actually drives the speed limit. Damn it.