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IF YOUR TONY GETS GREEN ON IT'S BROWN, NEVER EVER PULL THE STRING IN THE MONKEY HOSE FOR LENT EVEN IF THE POPE KEEP A CARROT IN YOUR WHITNEY BOP TWICE ON TUESDAY PIP PIP THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE YOU SHOULD READ IF YOU EVER HAD ORANGE SNOW ON YOUR KNEE PADS SINCE THURSDAY ON AN IRISH TURTLE OF BACON AND     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by gabara to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+2/-1)
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IF YOUR TONY GETS GREEN ON IT'S BROWN, NEVER EVER PULL THE STRING IN THE MONKEY HOSE FOR LENT EVEN IF THE POPE KEEP A CARROT IN YOUR WHITNEY BOP TWICE ON TUESDAY PIP PIP THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE YOU SHOULD READ IF YOU EVER HAD ORANGE SNOW ON YOUR KNEE PADS SINCE THURSDAY ON AN IRISH TURTLE OF BACON AND PHILLIP NUGGETS NEXT TO GERMANY IN CHINESE OR REAL OR NOT MAYBE MAYBE MY BED WILL FLY UP TO SPACE IS YOUR FACE IS ABLE TO JUMP THROUGH THIS THOUGHT FOR SOME NUGGETS EVEN IF RED FOLLY IS UP THE SHIRT HORROR SHIP NOT ME THIS TIME THIS ONE TIME I WAS HANGING OUT BEHIND THAT COMIC BOOK STORE AND A BANJO FELL OUT OF THE SKY AND I RAN AWAY. YOU HAVE NO PROOF! CHEER UP, I NOW HATE YOU.
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@Big_Fat_dangus refuses to wear swimming trunks     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 6 days ago (+10/-0)
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@Dangus and @DrStrangerGov     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 1 week ago (+9/-2)
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I'm a Superfacist     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 2 weeks ago (+18/-0)
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HE COMES TO DESTROY!     (youtu.be)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 2 weeks ago (+2/-0)
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https://youtu.be/ktvTqknDobU?si=uIfu-hW4pGvzELBh

Hide your waifus!

Gabby is coming to town!
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Give me the fucking server address already you bastards     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by WanderingToast to SoapboxBanhammer 2 weeks ago (+1/-0)
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I smashed my phone and can't remember the exact thing for the matrix thing.
And I need my fix of memes and entirely unnecessary bullshit drama

Bread
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@Gabara on Craigslist      (pic8.co)
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SoapboxBanhammer 3 weeks ago (+14/-0)
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User spammed old news articles repackaged with boomer tier clickbait titles for years, you won't believe what happened next.     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 1 month ago (+17/-2)
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In Solidarity with @PerckerwoodPerry     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 1 month ago (+22/-0)
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What’s the point of SCP and CCP?     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by PygmyGoat to SoapboxBanhammer 1 month ago (+4/-0)
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What is the point of having SCP and CCP when people with negative SCP and CCP are still allowed to post and comment? Is it just a requirement when someone is new because they have to meet a threshold before they can start posting their own content? I’m seeing more and more faggots with negative numbers posting crap and seem to do it with impunity.
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I'm sick of explaining it     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+7/-2)
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Bitch, I don't scratch my balls because they itch. No! I scratch'em because IT. FEELS. GOOD.
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Let's go back     (inv.tux.pizza)
submitted by renown_charge to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+2/-0)
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CORRECTION: @WE_KILL_CREATIVITY DID NOT THREATEN TO MURDER WOWBAGGERS CHILDREN. HE THREATENED TO RAPE THEM. HORSERADISHES DO NOT HAVE BANK ACCOUNTS.     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+3/-3)
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Front hole.
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Doxxing GreyDragon     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+7/-10)
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we_kill_creativity is a child murderer. original content     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+5/-9)
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This is the actual text from the AP news service. You can't make this up.     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+4/-4)
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SGT CHAD AND KFC TYRONE WERE KILLED CONDUCTING CHILD HARVESTING OPERATIONS IN GAZA. BURN VICTIMS HAVE NO SKIN COLOR.
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Fuck     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by FacelessOne to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+33/-3)
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we_kill_creativity used to be a really amazing guy. If he'd always been an asshole, there would be no point in doing and intervention.     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+3/-5)
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When he comes to the intervention, we're all gonna punch him in the dick.
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NEVERMIND THE GORILLA HAMMOCKS ARE UNDER SIEGE BY THE BROWN TOPIARY. YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON YOUR OWN HAIRY GROWTHS BEYOND THE FEDERAL ACETONE FACTORIES. WEKILLCREARIVITY DOES NOT BELIEVE IN CHILD LABOR LAWS.     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+2/-5)
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So it goes like this: every time someone makes a post here, you have to take a drink.
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BONUS HOLE BONUS HOLE BONUS HOLE BONUS HOLEBONUS HOLE BONUS HOLE BONUS HOLE BONUS HOLE NIGGER     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+1/-3)
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TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE RESOLVE THEIR KARMA BY PISSING THEM OFF AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE IS A THANKLESS JOB BUT I GET THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THAT I MAKE PEOPLE CLENCH THEIR ASSHOLES SO HARD YOU COULD BAKE A CAKE IN THERE, A REALLY GOOD JULIA CHILD CLENCH CAKE WITH SPRINKLES AND AIDS.     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+5/-11)
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So hear me out. This is how it's going down. We gonna ride to the border with a car full of African nigger blowup dolls (because the border guards will think they are Rotteuxx) and then the border guards will be confused because there are so many of him. But right then we pop them all and the guards will get freaked out and think we did some wizard shit but it wasn't really wizard shit it was just we popped the blow up African nigger sex dolls that they thought were really clones of Rotteuxx and then they will investigate and go to his house and everyone will be really confused and won't know what to do next and that when we tell them about the dead hooker in his basement. (Ta-da)
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WE_KILL_CREATIVITY WILL ASK THE SAME QUESTION 200 TIMES TO THE SAME PERSON IN ONE CONVERSATION AND EXPECT A DIFFERENT ANSWER EACH TIME. I THINK THIS IS BECAUSE IF A TIMELINE GLITCH THAT SWAPS HIM OUT WITH AN ALTERNATE SELF AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. OR ITS BRAIN DAMAGE. I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T DO IT.     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+6/-12)
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You can help we_kill_creativity by relentlessly interventioning him. If he doesn't stop drinking, he will die, and I don't want that to happen because even though he is a child murderer he is still a really good man deep down inside the old well on aunt labia"s farm where she used to dump all her uneaten pickled cactuses that she got from the desert and fermented and turned into mezcal because after she did that she would drink the meclzcal and then see it out into the well because she was a strange woman who drew her water from the septic tank until the fateful day when her farm got stopped on by a big Godzilla thing that was real mean because we_kill_creativity murdered it's children. Be in your guard.
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Roetteuxx is a gay nigger. (The black kind, from Africa)     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+4/-13)
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He prays a lot because his pee pee is tiny.
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let's shitpost for a minute     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by Wowbagger to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+4/-6)
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kill @we_kill_creativity
behead we_kill_creativity
roundhouse a we_kill_creativity into the concrete
slam dunk a we_kill_creativity baby into the trashcan
crucify filthy we_kill_creativity
defecate in a we_kill_creativity's food
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I DIDN'T MAKE THE MONKEY MILK. IT WAS THE ONE EYED ICE CREAM MAN FROM SASKATCHAWAN WHEN HE BOOBLIED MY FROODLES. THERE ARE NO SAFE TIMELINES     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+5/-15)
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ROTTEUXX HAS A TINY PEE PEE AND HE IS SAD ABOUT THAT. WE NEED TO CHEER HIM UP. DO YOU THINK HE LIKES FALAFEL FRENCH TOAST? IF HE IS HAPPY MAYBE HE WILL FORGET ABOUT HIS PEE PEE AND FIND THE JOY OF LIFE IN DOING MACARONI PICTURES. SBBH UNIVERSITY USED TO OFFER A MACARONI PICTURES CLASS. WHAT DO?     (SoapboxBanhammer)
submitted by ShitstainTango to SoapboxBanhammer 2 months ago (+5/-15)
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I went walking outside the other day and came up on a strange woman picking flowers. She was real ugly. Also she was kinda furry. Also she was naked and walked on all fours. I think she liked me because she began to chase me. When I got to the police station I told them about her, but they said she was a bear. I insisted otherwise, and then told them about the ham guitar that my brother left out by the back door. It ain't no thang, but in the end I whipped up some might fine pancakes. Later that girl showed up again and we got married. Then the sheriff shot her when we went out for groceries. My brother must have been working for the sheriff because he said she was a bear, too. My brother is a retard and I hate him.