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I feel bad for Anne Frank ...
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First her diary was published, which is every girl’s nightmare.
On top of that, she never got paid any royalties, which is every Jew’s worst nightmare.
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What's another way of saying 'cocoon'?
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Ni-nigger.
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Why is white poop bad?
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Because it's racist!
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This morning my son said his ear hurt ...
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I asked "On the inside or outside?"
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says "both".
Moments like this has me wondering if Im saving too much for college.
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I showed a Murdoch Murdoch video to someone and now I’m called a Nazi…
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… I said No way bro! I would need WAY more than four ovens!
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A woman wanted a pic of Gabara with a banana for scale.
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Unfortunatley the store was out of plantains.
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Name six WNBA players off the top of your head...
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No idea?
Name six atomic elements from the periodic table.
See, you're closer to being a scientist than you first thought!
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Two frogs were in a pond catching bugs...
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One frog said, “I don’t know about you, but I think this is great!”
The other frog said, “Well, you know the old saying: Time’s fun when you’re having flies.”
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A Marijuana Dispensary started naming joints after world events.
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The Fukashima, Chernobyl, etc. Because of how much they'd fuck you up. They were all selling great and got rave reviews except for the Auschwitz. Customers claimed they were burning too fast.
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Q. WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JELLY & JAM
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A. IM NOT GONNA JELLY MY DICK IN YO MAMA.
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I own two shirts and some neckwear that used to belong to a guy who was in The Mamas & The Papas...
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All the sleeves are brown, and the tie is grey.
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This girl told me, "kiss me where it stinks."
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So I drove her to New Jersey.
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You've got some upgoat on your shirt there.
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Or, you've got some upniggerfaggot on your shirt there.
That would work.
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How do you contact an amoeba?
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Cellular phone!
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As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I'm sure of....
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it will be misspelled and have no punctuation!
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Vegan influencer Zhanna D'Art died from starvation and exhaustion...
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All she could manage as her last words were, "I am a .....".
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If a man has six apples in one hand and eight BANANA'S in the other, what has he got?
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How are police cars and society alike?
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They are both White on top and black on bottom!
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A guy sits down at a bar...
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"Is everything okay?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn't going to talk to me for a month."
The bartender says, "Well, maybe that's a good thing... a little peace and quiet?"
"Yeah but today is the last day."
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"Knock, knock..."
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"Knock, knock."
"I'm a vegan."
"You're meant to say who's -"
"I'm a vegan."
" - Who's there."
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Where was the first French fry made?
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In grease!
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I've been trying to come up with a good joke about Indians...
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But they all stink.
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The problem with charities is their TV ads are extremely racist ...
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How about showing some White People for a change?
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