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A woman wanted a pic of Gabara with a banana for scale.

submitted by Monica to Jokes 1.8 yearsAug 8, 2023 12:49:03 ago (+5/-6)     (Jokes)

Unfortunatley the store was out of plantains.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 8, 2023 13:02:35 ago (+1/-0)

Wait wait wait. Sweet plantains or savory. There's a god damn difference.

[ - ] Monica [op] -1 points 1.8 yearsAug 8, 2023 15:05:07 ago (+0/-1)

Savory. Full of flavor.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 8, 2023 15:16:52 ago (+0/-0)

How to get rid of scale: For minor infestations, use a gentle blast from a hose to dislodge eggs, nymphs, or adults. Dispose in a bucket of soapy water to kill them. Wipe down leaves or stems that exhibit sooty mold.

Banana is unlikely to work. Give Gabara a pressurized sprayer with soapy water, and maybe a banana for lunch.