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A Marijuana Dispensary started naming joints after world events.

submitted by OriginalGoat to Jokes 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 20:46:53 ago (+14/-0)     (Jokes)

The Fukashima, Chernobyl, etc. Because of how much they'd fuck you up. They were all selling great and got rave reviews except for the Auschwitz. Customers claimed they were burning too fast.


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 22:00:12 ago (+2/-0)

Right. Because the math, which is raycis, says that due to the efficiency of the three cremation ovens used for disposing of typhus ridden corpses, they would need to still be going strong eighty years later to get rid of all the bodies that never existed.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 22:06:08 ago (+1/-0)

Dude have you ever seen the holocaust?

Have you ever seen the holocaust ON WEEEEEED?!

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 9 monthsAug 7, 2023 00:46:23 ago (+0/-0)

No,no one has.

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 9 monthsAug 7, 2023 03:06:00 ago (+1/-0)

Do you know for a fact it was 3? i've been trying to find solid info on this factor

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 9 monthsAug 7, 2023 21:26:26 ago (+0/-0)

Actually, it was four. I came across another article.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 9 monthsAug 6, 2023 22:20:57 ago (+1/-0)

Can't wait to see the 3 mile island.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 9 monthsAug 7, 2023 01:51:01 ago (+0/-0)

Marijuana is for niggers.

[ - ] OriginalGoat [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 7, 2023 08:34:56 ago (+0/-0)

I don't Marijuana but one of my coworkers does and he talks about his fukashimas. That's how I came up with the joke. He listens to nigger music and participates in the nigger lifestyle with one glaring exception. He's a great father to his children, shows up to work his ass off everyday and isn't constantly embroiled in crime.