How do you contact an amoeba? - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

How do you contact an amoeba?
submitted by SilentByAssociation to Jokes 10 monthsAug 4, 2023 08:10:29 ago (+18/-0) (Jokes)

Cellular phone!

[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 10 monthsAug 4, 2023 09:07:21 ago (+4/-0)

Swimming in hot stagnant fresh water in Florida with an open wound.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 1 point 10 monthsAug 4, 2023 09:29:02 ago (+1/-0)

It's contact, not contract, silly goat! That's why it's posted in v/Jokes. Doesn't Florida have brain-eating amoeba?

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 10 monthsAug 4, 2023 13:21:57 ago (+0/-0)

By snorting a neti pot with tap water.