Young Jamal, whose mother is black and his father is Jewish had one question to ask his parents:
"Mom, Dad, am I black or am I jewish?"
"Why Jamal, why on earth would you ask such a question? Have the other children been teasing you at school?" His parents inquired.
"No," Jamal replied. "It's just that Billy Williams wanted to sell me his bike for $50, but I can't decide whether to jew him down to $25, or just steal the damn thing!
An old man is lying on his death bed in his family’s home. All of a sudden, he gets a whiff of the best thing he’s ever smelled.
“What is that glorious smell?? I know that smell. Oh lord, it’s my daughters famous brisket.”
A few minutes go by, and his grandson comes into his room. “Grandson, please go get me a plate of your mothers brisket. I want nothing more in this world than I want a plate of that brisket for my last meal.”
“OK, grandpa.”
10 minutes pass and his grandson comes back empty handed.
“My boy, where is the brisket? I don’t have much time left and that’s the only thing I want.”
“Sorry, Grandpa... Mom says that that’s for after the funeral.”
