A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree... - Upgoat

"A TALKING TREE!", he exclaimed as he dropped his axe.
"Tell me please, oh wise Tree, of the things you've seen in your 150 years on earth."
The tree slowly turned to face the axeman...
"More like 300 years, bitch. I've seen much in my time. I've learned much from my elders. Why did you fast-moving, stupid people let jews take over your countries and bring in those black niggers?"

[ + ] Bonanza

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 06:21:46 ago (+0/-0)

If only that tree would have warned those of us who would have listened...

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 14:35:04 ago (+2/-0)

There are stories in ancient texts that history-jews hate on, that tell us of our ancestors, who worshiped Wralda, Freya, and communed with nature in blessed groves of trees. These people were warned of a certain tribe who would steal their children, swindle them, lie, cheat, and steal, only to have their children return speaking strange twisted versions of their own beliefs.

This of course being a few thousand years before Christ.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 15:58:49 ago (+0/-0)

Jokes are supposed to be funny, retard. The tree should have said he’s glad they stopped hanging those Alabama windchimes because they smelled like shit.

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