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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree...

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 8 monthsSep 1, 2023 02:25:55 ago (+51/-0)     (Jokes)

"You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"

The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."


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Jokes are supposed to be funny, retard. The tree should have said he’s glad they stopped hanging those Alabama windchimes because they smelled like shit.