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prominent_proboscis
Member for: 1.6 years

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Eyebrow threading - a good sign.      (Women)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to Women 2 months ago

4 comments

my girl gets her eyebrows threaded every so often. i didn’t even know about this eyebrow thing until i started dating her. of course, after wasting years and years dating retarded shitlibs, this is my first conservative girl.

she usually books her sessions when we are out doing errands. i’ll wait in the car observing the scenery. i have noticed this - the average girl walking out of the eyebrow place is an 8, even in maine where the average female is a 1-2 with broom hilda eyebrows. its like this ritual that is mostly reserved for hotties.
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ak problems     (Guns)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to Guns 5 months ago

20 comments

i’m trying to remove the nut on a gas tube to replace furniture on an ak. nut is stuck on solid. its a PSA gf3. watching videos, i’m pretty sure its reverse thread, but don’t know for sure because none of the videos are PSA aks. PSA is useless for product support and manuals say nothing. i’m going to destroy the gas tube if i go in either direction. all internet videos the nut comes off without issues and without a vise. i am definitely having an issue.

what is a good forum to get answers to these types of questions answered?
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Cleaning up dog shit     (NoticingThings)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to NoticingThings 6 months ago

23 comments

i have noticed its the shitlibs and only the shitlibs in the neighborhood who don’t clean up their dog shit.

in the past five years, the shitlibs in the neighborhood have made their presence known with the typical lawn signs and weimar flags shitlibs mark their houses with. so i’ve got a good map on who are the allies and who are the communist first-rounders.

there is a lot of woods area and space between houses, but the dogs owned by wacky shitlibs seem to prefer shitting on driveways or at mailboxes. as a dog owner, i know sometimes the pup takes a doop in a less-than-ideal location, but its no problem because i have doggie bags. not the shitlibs though. and knowing shitlibs, i know its caused by a combination of both laziness, and general disrespect for the world around them.

and yes, i stepped in dog shit bringing the trash down this morning.
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Judge rules full custody to ex-wife, gets aerated in his driveway     (morganton.com)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to UpliftingNews 7 months ago

97 comments

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what’s your favorite apple variety?     (Food)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to Food 7 months ago

21 comments

its apple season. what is your favorite? these are the common varieties. share your favorite heirloom if you have one. i am a big fan of the roxbury russet, but pink lady is my grocery store go-to.
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Business credit card recommendations     (Finance)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to Finance 7 months ago

2 comments

I’m going to need to set up a credit card for my small business soon. I’m on the road too much and don’t feel comfortable debiting misc purchases from my biz bank account. Is there a credit card you niggers recommend? is there a credit card that is less jewy than the rest? am i a cucked goy faggot for even asking this?
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PSA brand     (Guns)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to Guns 8 months ago

6 comments

anyone have any Palmetto State Armory brand firearms? anyone have any opinions on their rifles? specifically the AKs? they have better prices and a lot more options than the legacy brands. does the quality stand up?
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Pinned and welded muzzle devices     (Guns)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to Guns 9 months ago

9 comments

Why would anyone ever desire their muzzle device to be pinned and welded? to make it harder for the ATFags to frame you?
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Coffee shops at 930am on Tuesday     (whatever)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to whatever 1 year ago

6 comments

i work field service, so i find myself stopping for coffee and lunch in the field from time to time. growing up, mother needed to work in addition to my father in order to make ends meet, so the situation i’m seeing at the coffee shops at 930 am mid-week will always blow me away. bless you men who make enough shekels to afford your wife and kids to be fucking off at the coffee shop at 930 am on a tuesday. of course, the line of stay-home moms and kids out the door means no quick coffee and bagel for me. and are these kids home-schooled? and even if they are, whats up with the coffee break at 930 am?
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Some shooting shit went down in Maine today     (Guns)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to Guns 1 year ago

12 comments

looks to be related now - 4 dead in bowdoin, then they started shooting people on the highway in yarmouth. someone in custody but its hush hush right now. if its not a nigger or tranny, mills is gonna try a gun grab.
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Shittiest American City     (Niggers)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to Niggers 1.1 years ago

5 comments

only so many options - would have liked to include for consideration Memphis, San Antonio, Seattle, Hartford, Sacramento, St Louis, Minneapolis, Jackson, Buffalo, Bakersfield, Las Vegas, Cleveland and Milwuakee
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Reptile preparing to molt     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to Reptiles 1.1 years ago

9 comments

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My hot water heater is 30 years old     (random)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to random 1.3 years ago

39 comments

because we’re on well water. no chlorine, no fluoride, no mystery jew shit. avoid that city water like the plague it is.
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Tell me the band is done without telling me the band is done     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to music 1.3 years ago

3 comments

no you can’t have d’arcy, but you can have this spoiled nigger bitch shitting on your 90’s nostalgia. sorry for the jewtube.
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soy admission     (Soyboys)

submitted by prominent_proboscis to Soyboys 1.5 years ago

5 comments

miso is pretty bomb ass, and so is black bean sauce. i’m going to grow some soy fag beans in the garden next year so i can ferment my own. suck my limp soy dick, niggers.