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Cleaning up dog shit

submitted by prominent_proboscis to NoticingThings 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 07:58:07 ago (+20/-1)     (NoticingThings)

i have noticed its the shitlibs and only the shitlibs in the neighborhood who don’t clean up their dog shit.

in the past five years, the shitlibs in the neighborhood have made their presence known with the typical lawn signs and weimar flags shitlibs mark their houses with. so i’ve got a good map on who are the allies and who are the communist first-rounders.

there is a lot of woods area and space between houses, but the dogs owned by wacky shitlibs seem to prefer shitting on driveways or at mailboxes. as a dog owner, i know sometimes the pup takes a doop in a less-than-ideal location, but its no problem because i have doggie bags. not the shitlibs though. and knowing shitlibs, i know its caused by a combination of both laziness, and general disrespect for the world around them.

and yes, i stepped in dog shit bringing the trash down this morning.


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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 6 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 09:10:27 ago (+6/-0)

It's always been my policy to never date a broad with animals, farm animals excluded...I want nothing to do with a woman who carries around a bag of shit that she picked up from her pet...animal ownership is at an abnormal level now with a lot of retards unleashed.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 13:21:35 ago (+2/-0)

Same. I have never picked up dog shit in my life. My dogs always found a spot in the backyard no one ever walks in.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 0 points 6 monthsOct 27, 2023 02:04:10 ago (+0/-0)

I hated my exes little fucking dog. She'd share her water bottle with it after it just shoved its face into its ass after spending time out at the park where it took a shit earlier.

I told her I'm not kissing her when she does that and she got so mad but I would find actual shit in places she was so weird about her dog. It controlled her entirely.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 10:41:19 ago (+4/-0)

My last dog, I had the same roll of bags his entire life. Used it maybe twice. This new dog, I use it 2-3x per walk.

I’ve got a good map on who are the allies and who are the communist first-rounders.

Yeah, same here. You know it's some cali-fag that just moved in when they rip up the perfectly good grass, cut down their trees, and are constantly in-progress completely destroying refurbishing their 100 year old house.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 14:01:50 ago (+3/-0)

general disrespect for the world around them

After being around pedolibs most of my life, this is their most prevalent trait. There's some psychological study that talks about genuinely shitty people doing good deeds performatively to make up for the terrible people they are. That is leftists defined. If you're close enough to them that they don't hide shit they are most hateful than you can imagine. They fucking hate everyone, especially poor white people.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 08:43:43 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] alolanpikachu2 3 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 08:26:14 ago (+3/-0)

Bring a shovel and start slinging it on their lawns.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 11:17:51 ago (+3/-0)

I was about to say their roof - larger target and the shit will collect more before they notice.

It will also attract mice/rats to their attic.

[ - ] ItsBacon 1 point 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 08:53:58 ago (+1/-0)

OP said he carries poop bags. Shovels are great for catapulting objects but this operation needs precision, so OP should use the bag to pick it up and then throw it at their house.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 10:42:15 ago (+2/-0)

For even more precision the bag should not be used until after acquisition. Then the bag should be used over the hand like a glove to keep everything locked in place.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 20:03:16 ago (+0/-0)

I'm... not sorry. But cleaning up dogshit is pretty much the faggoty-ist thing you can do.

[ - ] prominent_proboscis [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 27, 2023 07:05:52 ago (+1/-1)

well ok then. you and the batty vaxfags have some social behavior you can agree on. leave that dogshit everywhere like its bombay for dogs.

[ - ] BitterVeteran -2 points 6 monthsOct 27, 2023 22:59:03 ago (+0/-2)

Random projection from an obvious kike.

[ - ] prominent_proboscis [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 07:23:50 ago (+1/-1)

i’m a kike because you and libfags don’t clean up after your dogs?

bitter veteran… ok i’ll bite. you have one of those fenced-in, bitter veteran lot properties that has piles of rancid dog shit everywhere, and it stinks up the whole neighborhood because you are high and drunk 24-7, and way too busy getting plowed up your faggot shitpipe to clean up after your nigger dogs. when you aren’t getting plowed up your faggot shitpipe, you are watching your nigger dogs shit everywhere on the 10 security cameras you have scattered all over your stinky shit yard.

israel appreciates your continued, social idiot service in the west, bitter veteran dude.

[ - ] BitterVeteran -1 points 6 monthsOct 28, 2023 18:38:46 ago (+0/-1)

Gets upset at being called out for projection. Uses more projection.

Typical kike.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 11:57:42 ago (+0/-0)

You should go poop in their yard lol

[ - ] TheGreatWar -2 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 09:32:34 ago (+1/-3)

It's better to leave it out. The sun and rain will take care of it.

[ - ] JamesMadison -3 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 09:46:51 ago (+2/-5)

In my little corner of the South, in my neighborhood, nobody cares if a dog shits in their yard. I don't. I have two dogs that I walk everyday. Both of them like to save up their turds for the walk, and then deposit them strategically for maximum dog-political effect. Everybody around here understands this. Nobody cleans up dog shit. It goes away by itself.

In twenty-five years of dog-walking I have had three individuals tell me to keep my dogs off their yards because they don't like dog shit on them. The last one was a female who worked at the nearby university. I cut her short by asking if she voted for Biden. She had. OK, I understand, I said and me and my dogs went on our way. Another was a crazy nigger ratchet who expected me to clean up my dog's crap out of her yard. Her male companion hushed her up. I suppose he might have warned her that I could come back at night and burn their house down. lol.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 12:08:54 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Endo_Aryan 2 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 13:50:40 ago (+2/-0)

"it's okay, it's therapeutic shit" like it will magically evaporate or something

[ - ] deleted 3 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 15:31:07 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 4 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 11:51:57 ago (+4/-0)

"in my neighborhood, nobody cares if a dog shits in their yard."
Except for the nigger and libtard who ask you to clean it up??? You sound like a piece of shit.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2023 10:43:30 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds like a real shitty neighborhood.