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ButtToucha9000
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Never happy     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to TellUpgoat 1.2 years ago

6 comments

"Hey nigger"
"Don't call me that"
"OK what do I call you"
"..... negro."
"OK. Hey negro."
"..... don't call me that."
"Uhhhh... ok what then?"
"Hmm..... colored."
"Uhhh... ok then. Hey colored person."
"Oof you so racist. Stop calling me that."
"Wtf? WHAT THEN?!"
"hmm how about... african-american that sounds fancy and exotic."
"Jesus fuckin christ whatever dude OK. How are you, my fine african-american friend?"
"Nigga I look like I beens ta afrika?"
"....I'm done with yall niggers."
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Happy easter     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 1.2 years ago

3 comments

He is risen, kings.

2x PIMPY 3x BAPE

And PIMPY son OPP!
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How do you drink your coffee?     (coffee)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to coffee 1.3 years ago

62 comments

What style, process, bean, flavor, etc?

All answers are good answers.


I like espresso but my way. I blend my beans - a mix of light roast, medium, and a small amount of dark roast. A lighter roast fine grind that I pull way longer than most. This gives it a fuller flavor profile.

Then heavy cream. No sugar
If I feel fancy ill foam it
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What's your coffee setup      (coffee)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to coffee 1.3 years ago

32 comments

I run a breville bambino plus and pro grinder. It's litty titty.
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Which way, Western man?     (Wristwatches)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Wristwatches 1.8 years ago

17 comments

https://files.catbox.moe/x81av8.jpeg
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No YOU!     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 1.9 years ago

1 comments

Even when awake,

Many are still followers.

They want us to fight.
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Poetry is gay     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 2.0 years ago

9 comments

Rhyming is stupid.

Poetry is just some words.

I like sticks and stones.
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Forumslider     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 2.1 years ago

4 comments

Sperging kike faggot

Chews on his tendies and cries

Nobody likes him
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I would go into battle with this guy     (lawandcrime.com)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to WhiteBoySummer 2.1 years ago

10 comments

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Pay the toll!     (CoalBurners)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to CoalBurners 2.1 years ago

3 comments

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/construction-worker-who-ran-home-to-mommy-after-murdering-ex-girlfriend-for-absolutely-no-reason-sentenced-to-prison-for-senseless-crime/
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Crying out     (whatever)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to whatever 2.1 years ago

5 comments

Fellow whites should die!

Oy vey! You antisemite!

The shadow nose looms.
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Patience is a virtue     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 2.1 years ago

3 comments

Fourteen days of work

Fourteen weeks of maintenance

Fourteen months of food
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Resurrection     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 2.2 years ago

2 comments

Syllables entwine

Finding chaos in order

Haiku never dies
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What is the most important apocalypse skill     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to AskUpgoat 2.2 years ago

14 comments

In a survival civilization, what knowledge would you most want to have access to?
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So whats the moon then?     (whatever)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to whatever 3 years ago

45 comments

If the earth is flat, what the hell is the moon? Is it just a cheese floating in a soup? Why does it have phases? Is it bobbing in and out of the soup like a lumpy potato? How do eclipses work?
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The poal servers are booting them     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 3.4 years ago

60 comments

"Antisemitism". I know everybody likes to take Jabs at each other but we shouldn't be infighting when there's SO MUCH BULLSHIT in this world we need to fight together. Be ready to welcome poalr bears at least temporarily.
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Figured out why schools are pushing CRT...     (whatever)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to whatever 3.4 years ago

23 comments

https://www.theclassroom.com/standardized-test-scores-factor-much-money-school-receive-25534.html


It's not (all) about SJW bullshit. It's about MONEY. If they can get different testing and accommodations for their nigger children and shove everyone into a "special minority" then they can raise their testing scores by lowering the bar, giving them grants and funding and raises. It's always about fucking money.
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Gayspaceniggerfromspace     (Dialaltnamesuggestions)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Dialaltnamesuggestions 3.4 years ago

1 comments

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RESOLUTION      (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 3.5 years ago

1 comments

A new sun rises

On a new day; a new year.

It's never too late.
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Yule     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 3.5 years ago

0 comments

The dark night is long

Frost rime whispers through the air

Our songs give us hope
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Division     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 3.5 years ago

7 comments

The left eats itself.

Is the right any better?

No more brother wars.
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What are you thankful for?     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 3.6 years ago

6 comments

Reflecting on life,

I am thankful this season

To be a honkey
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Introductions are dum     (introductions)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to introductions 3.6 years ago

8 comments

I am butt toucha

I am good at the haikus

I toucha the butt
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Start calling all of these other races colonizers     (whatever)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to whatever 3.6 years ago

9 comments

Niggers and jews and shitskins all are the true colonizers. They want all of the benefits of our races achievements and culture. They don't produce anything of great value on their own, so they colonize our greatness.
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Alec baldwin a false flag?     (whatever)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to whatever 3.7 years ago

8 comments

Within a week or two, he will be all over the news decrying guns as evil due to this "tragic event" and use it to say "see? Even good guns are deadly. Think of the children! Don't go thru what I had to! Give up your guns!"

It's all a smoke show to propagandize more restrictions.