Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

This is awesome and every website should deploy it. Fuck ai. Also you can "poison" trapped ai so you can tay tf out of them. Hitler will be the good guy once again!

Nacho (files.catbox.moe)

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Nacho

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Imagine NOT having crocs filled to the brim with nigger pubes filled to the brim with hamburger helper (files.catbox.moe)

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This dude masturbates (files.catbox.moe)

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How can I get a new Xbox without paying for it? (AskPeckerwoodPerry)

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He got theyrule working again (theyrule.net)

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This is an excellent research tool it went offline when flash stopped working but its partially back.

This you, bigguyfromsqueens? (x.com)

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The TRUTH about Toxoplasmosis gondii (whatever)

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Toxoplasmosis gondii is a parasite that replicates inside a cats intestines. It can only do so properly there, so what does it do? It infects rats thru exposure and makes them LOVE CATS. They are no longer afraid of them and want to be near them. The cat then eats them and the cycle continues. IT MIND CONTROLS THE MICE.

BUT WAIT! There's MORE...

It can infect humans as well and pass from human to human. It makes us love cats as well, and it makes cats like infected humans. They can smell it on us. This is why we care for them. THEY MIND CONTROL US FOR LOVE AND SHELTER AND FOOD.

BUT WAIT! there's MORE...

Being infected by toxoplasmosis gondii before puberty ends PHYSICALLY ALTERS your features to be MORE SYMETRICAL AND ATTRACTIVE, as well as your pheromone scent. This makes you a more desirable partner to infected other humans. IT LHYSICALLY CHANGES OUR BODY STRUCTURES TO IMPROVE ITS SURVIVAL AND PROLIFERATION.

BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!

Cats are APEX PREDATORS.they are quite literally the perfect biological machine. Nothing comes close to comparing in overall ability, big or small. So if you were a parasite capable of altering physical and mental attributes of your host, and you could only replicate in a single type of receptacl, you would want that receptacle to be THE ULTIMATE MACHINE. Toxoplasmosis gondii has MADE cats the perfect apex predator.

IN CONCLUSION...Its pretty neat and we should all love cats and be close to them so toxoplasmosis gondii can make us more perfect and better as well. Fuck the haters. This message was brought to you by a totally normal human being of sound mind and body.

What do yall think of these (ressencewatches.com)

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I like convex glass designs

Tetanus isn't real (whatever)

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"GET this shot"

"Why"

"SO you don't get tetanus"

"Whats tetanus"

"Oh its horrible it makes you die horribly"

"Where's it come from"

"From a bacteria"

"Where's the bacteria come from"

"FROM EVERYWHERE that's why you need this shot"

"Then why isn't everyone sick?"

"Oh ppl get sick just not anyone you know"

"SO it's a bacterial infection?"

"Yes super scary"

"And the bacteria is everywhere, but only affects some ppl, but everyone should get the shot?"

"Yes exactly and another shot every few years just to be safe."

"Man sounds scary. I hope I don't catch tetanus from someone else"

"Oh you cant."

"But it's a bacteria"

"Yep"

"And bacteria can spread from people to people"

"Not this one"

"Why not?"

"Idk lol just take it"

"What?"

"What?"

Which one of you is this (m.youtube.com)

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BANANA (files.catbox.moe)

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Isn't it interesting... (TellUpgoat)

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How these flat earth retards ALWAYS ramp up during election cycles? Every 2 years you see em suddenly come out of the woodwork only on right wing channels about 6 months before an election. HMMMMMMMmmmmm makes you think. Try denying THAT GLOBETARDS!

Did @prototype break the world? (AskUpgoat)

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He said he gonna.

Now everything breaking.

WHERES MY MONEY RACISM SANTA?!

True story (Basedhaikus)

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imagine receiving vaxxie nigger blood after a chainsaw accident
15 liters of vaxxed niggerblood
plus AIDS and syph
you think Shaniqua knows how to test blood for that shit?
she makin nail tutorial vids during work
'Miz Shaniqua, did u test the blood?'----'SHEEEEEEEEEIT U IZ RAYCISS!'---'s...sorry'
>she gits promoted to Chief of Staff
demotes the White guy that knows how to run the testing machine to janitor
'NIGGA DEM TERLETS AINT GONNA CLEAN DEYSELFS!'
''Y.yy...yes Ma'am'
dying patients fill the hallways of the once-proud hospital
Shaniqua and Jerrod the brain surgeon (formerly the janitor) have not left her office in months
terrified nurses deliver pharmacy narcotics and Pizza Hut food to them through a window
outside her office window, a massive pile of spunk tissues, pizza boxes, and feces prompts the evacuation of several city blocks
pale and shaking, a Green Beret Colonel timidly knocks on her door
'Ummmm Miz Shaniqua, we really must speak to you about..'---'GIT DA FUCK OUTTA HEAH FOO!'
crying, he jumps into the armored helicopter, and his hundreds of traumatized troops watch as it quickly flies away
Chaos reigns as they tear off their uniform insignia, and start looting the now-empty hospital
a highly decorated sniper is seen trading an x-ray machine for sex
the buyer, a proud Black woman in a wheelchair with a penchant for crack cocaine
after wiping her mouth with a sock, she trades the machine to RayRay for one single hit of crack
RayRay, aka Jerrod Washington Jr, sells the machine back to the hospital for 1.3 million dollars
You get a bill.

New dogwhistle (files.catbox.moe)

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You're welcome. HAMBURGER HELPER!

Oh look the bolsheviks liked rainbows (en.wikipedia.org)

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You never hear of this in school

Space is AWESOME (files.catbox.moe)

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Petition to know wtf all this petition bullshit is about (Petitions)

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...it was revealed to me in a dream. (Goats)

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https://files.catbox.moe/k8ipph.jpg

The intelligence fallacy (TellUpgoat)

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Just a friendly reminder that you can't comprehend being smarter than you are. Or dumber.

We see different things in our world, in our relationships, in our conversations and we say "I can help them. Can't they see? Wtf the answer is so obvious!" But we forget that it requires certain levels of iq to comprehend certain things AND THEN APPLY THEM. someone may even understand in a vague sense what you're saying during the conversation and turn around and do the opposite again.

It's easy to get frustrated or to point fingers or look down upon ppl for this, but remember to check if they are even capable of actually understanding the concept in the first place. You can't get mad at a chimpanzee because it failed a math test. And it's OK to be the chimpanzee that can't do math. Jist eat your fucking bananas and stop throwing poop.

These larper shills would be whipped out of the temple (whatever)

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https://www.knightstemplarorder.com/ethos

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