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ButtToucha9000
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The intelligence fallacy     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to TellUpgoat 1 week ago

10 comments

Just a friendly reminder that you can't comprehend being smarter than you are. Or dumber.

We see different things in our world, in our relationships, in our conversations and we say "I can help them. Can't they see? Wtf the answer is so obvious!" But we forget that it requires certain levels of iq to comprehend certain things AND THEN APPLY THEM. someone may even understand in a vague sense what you're saying during the conversation and turn around and do the opposite again.

It's easy to get frustrated or to point fingers or look down upon ppl for this, but remember to check if they are even capable of actually understanding the concept in the first place. You can't get mad at a chimpanzee because it failed a math test. And it's OK to be the chimpanzee that can't do math. Jist eat your fucking bananas and stop throwing poop.
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These larper shills would be whipped out of the temple     (whatever)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to whatever 2 weeks ago

19 comments

https://www.knightstemplarorder.com/ethos
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Never happy     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago

6 comments

"Hey nigger"
"Don't call me that"
"OK what do I call you"
"..... negro."
"OK. Hey negro."
"..... don't call me that."
"Uhhhh... ok what then?"
"Hmm..... colored."
"Uhhh... ok then. Hey colored person."
"Oof you so racist. Stop calling me that."
"Wtf? WHAT THEN?!"
"hmm how about... african-american that sounds fancy and exotic."
"Jesus fuckin christ whatever dude OK. How are you, my fine african-american friend?"
"Nigga I look like I beens ta afrika?"
"....I'm done with yall niggers."
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Happy easter     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 4 weeks ago

3 comments

He is risen, kings.

2x PIMPY 3x BAPE

And PIMPY son OPP!
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How do you drink your coffee?     (coffee)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to coffee 1 month ago

62 comments

What style, process, bean, flavor, etc?

All answers are good answers.


I like espresso but my way. I blend my beans - a mix of light roast, medium, and a small amount of dark roast. A lighter roast fine grind that I pull way longer than most. This gives it a fuller flavor profile.

Then heavy cream. No sugar
If I feel fancy ill foam it
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What's your coffee setup      (coffee)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to coffee 1 month ago

32 comments

I run a breville bambino plus and pro grinder. It's litty titty.
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Which way, Western man?     (Wristwatches)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Wristwatches 8 months ago

17 comments

https://files.catbox.moe/x81av8.jpeg
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No YOU!     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 9 months ago

1 comments

Even when awake,

Many are still followers.

They want us to fight.
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Poetry is gay     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 10 months ago

9 comments

Rhyming is stupid.

Poetry is just some words.

I like sticks and stones.
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Forumslider     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 12 months ago

4 comments

Sperging kike faggot

Chews on his tendies and cries

Nobody likes him
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I would go into battle with this guy     (lawandcrime.com)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to WhiteBoySummer 1 year ago

11 comments

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Pay the toll!     (CoalBurners)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to CoalBurners 1 year ago

3 comments

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/construction-worker-who-ran-home-to-mommy-after-murdering-ex-girlfriend-for-absolutely-no-reason-sentenced-to-prison-for-senseless-crime/
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Crying out     (whatever)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to whatever 1 year ago

5 comments

Fellow whites should die!

Oy vey! You antisemite!

The shadow nose looms.
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Patience is a virtue     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 1 year ago

3 comments

Fourteen days of work

Fourteen weeks of maintenance

Fourteen months of food
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Resurrection     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 1 year ago

2 comments

Syllables entwine

Finding chaos in order

Haiku never dies
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What is the most important apocalypse skill     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to AskUpgoat 1 year ago

14 comments

In a survival civilization, what knowledge would you most want to have access to?
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So whats the moon then?     (whatever)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to whatever 1.9 years ago

45 comments

If the earth is flat, what the hell is the moon? Is it just a cheese floating in a soup? Why does it have phases? Is it bobbing in and out of the soup like a lumpy potato? How do eclipses work?
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The poal servers are booting them     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 2.3 years ago

60 comments

"Antisemitism". I know everybody likes to take Jabs at each other but we shouldn't be infighting when there's SO MUCH BULLSHIT in this world we need to fight together. Be ready to welcome poalr bears at least temporarily.
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Figured out why schools are pushing CRT...     (whatever)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to whatever 2.3 years ago

24 comments

https://www.theclassroom.com/standardized-test-scores-factor-much-money-school-receive-25534.html


It's not (all) about SJW bullshit. It's about MONEY. If they can get different testing and accommodations for their nigger children and shove everyone into a "special minority" then they can raise their testing scores by lowering the bar, giving them grants and funding and raises. It's always about fucking money.
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Gayspaceniggerfromspace     (Dialaltnamesuggestions)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Dialaltnamesuggestions 2.3 years ago

1 comments

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RESOLUTION      (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 2.3 years ago

1 comments

A new sun rises

On a new day; a new year.

It's never too late.
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Yule     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 2.3 years ago

0 comments

The dark night is long

Frost rime whispers through the air

Our songs give us hope
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Division     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 2.4 years ago

7 comments

The left eats itself.

Is the right any better?

No more brother wars.
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What are you thankful for?     (Basedhaikus)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to Basedhaikus 2.5 years ago

6 comments

Reflecting on life,

I am thankful this season

To be a honkey
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Introductions are dum     (introductions)

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to introductions 2.5 years ago

8 comments

I am butt toucha

I am good at the haikus

I toucha the butt