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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1 yearApr 28, 2023 20:36:53 ago (+1/-0)

You have to read between the lines of this police service announcement:

when Lapinski shouted at an on-duty state police sergeant

Yeah? Did he say the huwurtful tingz offisur?

The sergeant next attempted to take the defendant into custody

Ego butthurt off duty cop. It's funny how cops are "always on duty" until they break the law, then they were off duty. Strange isn't it?

the sergeant briefly lost sight of the sedan but then spotted it again nearby and activated his police unit’s emergency lights and siren to make a traffic stop.

I wish I had State Powers that allowed me to chase, taze, shoot, kill people that huwert muh fweelings too ossifur.

The CSP alleges that Lapinski then accelerated to speeds over 100 mph on Interstate 91 going south

Of course he did. He's got an armed vigilante with a history of violence on his tail with hurt feelings

A search ensued. Troopers and Hartford police officers combed the city.

Hey guyz! a big meenie said bad words to meh, get him real gud if youse see heem okay! You muh gang brothas fo' evaaahh!

Fuck cops. There is no bigger piece of shit in this nation than a cop.

[ - ] beece 1 point 1 yearApr 28, 2023 18:17:30 ago (+1/-0)

Not me, guy like that will get you killed for no fucking reason at all. From him just being stupid. Don't run with stupid people.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 1 yearApr 28, 2023 17:22:08 ago (+1/-0)

Knowing is half the battle- like knowing who and when to battle...
Hold my bag of empty cans while I engage a superior opponent with unlimited resources for zero potential gain should I succeed...
He'd get you killed.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1 yearApr 28, 2023 17:23:47 ago (+0/-0)

I worked with a guy who shares this last name. He tells crazy unbelievable stories, like one time he lifted a Harley over his head and threw it across a two lane highway.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 1 yearApr 28, 2023 22:21:45 ago (+0/-0)

You know Jesse?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 yearApr 28, 2023 15:36:32 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking goofball!

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 1 yearApr 28, 2023 15:22:24 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, look at that guy.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1 yearApr 28, 2023 15:14:37 ago (+0/-0)

He’s got ANTIFA face/hair.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 yearApr 28, 2023 14:49:36 ago (+0/-0)

muh new mentor

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 0 points 1 yearApr 28, 2023 13:49:01 ago (+0/-0)

There's nothing wrong with being anti-ZOGbot but... (((Lapinski)).

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 28, 2023 14:06:18 ago (+0/-0)

A polish or Russian name. Probably from northeast Russia near finland