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Introductions are dum

submitted by ButtToucha9000 to introductions 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 00:27:27 ago (+4/-1)     (introductions)

I am butt toucha

I am good at the haikus

I toucha the butt


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[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 01:21:00 ago (+2/-0)

Just collect your ten pieces of silver and get out.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 20:51:51 ago (+1/-0)

What am I, judas?

Keep your silver, pharisee!

I haiku for love.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 23:28:55 ago (+0/-0)*

Nice!

In 7th or 8th grade I was forced to write poetry including illustrations. My Haiku was a bee stinging someone and dying with a shit picture of a sad bee with a bloody ass on the grass. I recall writing it like that because I thought Haiku's were the dumbest form of poetry ever created. Little did I know at the time that they could be fun.

E: Thinking about why Haikus are cool: they are in essence heavily restricted creativity.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 12:05:47 ago (+0/-0)

A simple child's joke,

The bee sacrifices all

To protect his hive.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 09:59:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ButtToucha9000 [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 20:49:41 ago (+0/-0)

I like woman butts.

Preferably hairless ones.

Small and round and white.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 20:54:11 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ButtToucha9000 [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 22:16:55 ago (+0/-0)

Bent over the crib

She looks back and winks at me.

"Let's make another"