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PeckerwoodPerry
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Alright, happy fuckin thanksgiving fuckers.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.5 years ago

46 comments

Thanks to y'all for this place we have together, and thanks to @system for putting up with our dumb asses. Love you fuckers, have a grateful day.
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Gnome - Wenceslas     (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to music 1.5 years ago

4 comments

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The cabinet pill     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.5 years ago

15 comments

So, along with being a wagie that makes food for people I also build cabinets. I've recently stumbled upon a vast conspiracy which I've dubbed "the cabinet pill"
Let me explain.

It's no secret that a couple handfuls of kikes own most of the apartments in NYC, many of which are slum lords. It's also no secret that in order to stay within compliance of code they have to update their properties ever six or seven years.

Stay with me here, so some kike got the idea that if he just bought a cabinet manufacturer he could update his properties for, get this, not just next to nothing but less than nothing.

Let me explain. Cabinets have the highest profit margin when it comes to renovations. You can't own carpenters, or tile guys, or installers, but if you are the one that owns the company that makes the cabinets then you're sitting on a gold mine. So, all your units get new cabinets every how ever many years, you "sell" those cabinets to yourself AND all your jew friends that also happen to be slum lords, tax credits and write offs abound and the next thing you know some hook nosed fuck that goes to the same synagogue as you wants to do the same thing in his slum.

Fast forward thirty years, and all ready to build cabinet companies are owned by Hasidic kikes. They're manufactured in Mexico or Vietnam, but their home office is in fuckin Jersey.

I was talking about this with my buddy yesterday and we were both wondering how many other industries are driven, managed, and owned this way. Kind of a mind fuck.

Anyway, I told him I would run it past y'all and share the thread with him after 24 hours. Whatcha'll think?
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What do y'all think about stamp collecting?     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.5 years ago

8 comments

Title.
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Going to a wedding in about an hour. Ya boy looking sharp as a tack right now.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.5 years ago

51 comments

Only time in fourteen years that my wife and I are attending a wedding where both of us don't know the bride and groom. It's her work friends. Figured I'd polish up a bit to be her arm candy.

She's asked me at least three times not to bring up kikes, but we'll see what happens after a couple beers.
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You ain't having fun until someone bleeds     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to Campfire 1.5 years ago

12 comments

Wife wanted firewood, she wanted a fire tonight. I bought the wood and set shit up. She went to bed. Ok, cool that means I get some peace and quiet tonight, and a fire.

Nope. Sliced a four inch gash on my foot because I tripped on a broken terracotta pot that should have been thrown away months ago. Now I've got her fussing about my bleeding foot.

At least I have a fire going, and when it dies down I'm gonna cook a ribeye and some beets on it. I do have to hear some yapping and nagging though, so that's something.
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Ain't No Rock and Roll - Five Times August      (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to music 1.5 years ago

0 comments

Not my favorite genre, but I dig the message.
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Anyone got that meme of the dude at the urinal with his pants around his ankles?     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.5 years ago

4 comments

I just saw something adjacent to that, and I want to compare.
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Fuck. What the fuck man.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.5 years ago

26 comments

Fuckin cunt hair near fuckin four am and I wake up from having dreams about being at fuckin work and I go out to smoke a smoke and there's a god damn possum licking clean an empty can of fuckin catfood on my back porch. Cue me yelling "go on, go on git" at some poor fucker, while wearing naught but a fuckin blanket around my waist and I hear the fuckin elderly neighbor ask me if everything is ok. What the fuckin fuck man? I just wanted a got damn cigarette, for fucks sake. Shit god damn. Fuck.
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Check out this bodycam video of an old kike bitch being arrested      (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.6 years ago

18 comments

Nose check comes back inconclusive. Her accent, ears, and attitude tell a truth written in stone. Ain't no fuckin way it ain't a kike
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Jim Vancleve - Wheel Hoss     (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to Bluegrass 1.6 years ago

0 comments

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Requesting ownership of /v/askupgoat     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.6 years ago

21 comments

Current owner talks like a fag and his shit's fucked up.

Also, I'm definitely not an Israeli whore. I don't know if the current owner is, but if he takes a dick like he takes a joke he's done been run through
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Me and the Director of the FBI     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.6 years ago

14 comments

So my mom is selling her house, right? The house that I grew up in. Came home today and there was a package from her and it was full of pictures. One of those pictures is me, my brothers and sisters, and the Director of the FBI, at the time, Luis Freeh. It's funny as shit because I'm standing, quite defianitely with arms crossed, about eight feet away from him. Proof positive that even when I was young, dumb, and full of cum I didn't trust those glowing fucks.

I'm half tempted to take a picture of that picture and show y'all. It's pretty funny. The reason he took a picture with us was because my aunt and uncle were highly decorated FBI agents. They both retired shortly after 9/11/01, and they've always been very tight lipped about their service. I just thought the picture was hilarious.
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I got into it with one of these faggot soy cucks today.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.7 years ago

28 comments

I don't usually interact with faggots, but I stopped for gas and smokes at a different place than I usually go. Fuckin, everything is cool til I ask dickhead for my cigarettes. This faggot basically tried to read me the riot act on how I should accurately ask for cigarettes. Fucker went so far as to start reading off the names associated with the brand of smokes I was buying. Told him I don't care about that and I just wanted to buy the product he fuckin knew I was there to buy. Then this faggot says to me, and this is a direct quote, "Yeah, it's pretty confusing, right?"
I told that cunt that the only confusing part was that everyone knows what I want other than you.

What the literal fuck? I normally have a soft spot for people that have to deal with the public, but I really wanted to slap the smug off this faggot.

Why the fuck are people like that? I ain't no nigger, and neither was he. Fuckin hell, he was built like a broken down dump truck. How do these people think they have the right to talk to their betters like that!
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Brilliant      (CommentOfTheDay)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to CommentOfTheDay 1.7 years ago

0 comments

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=65059da619015&commentid=6505b500cf6bf
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New Sub Introduction      (CommentOfTheDay)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to CommentOfTheDay 1.7 years ago

3 comments

Comment of the day. Self explanatory. Post your nomination here.
It's tough to see all the clever, witty, and funny shit you fuckers post everyday. This is a place to make sure your fellow goats get to see that good good. Screenshot or link awesome comments here. Upvoats will decide the comment of the day. Winner gets an "atta boy".

"Dial gay" will not be considered. That's cheating.
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Watch it Fall - Billy Strings      (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to Bluegrass 1.7 years ago

4 comments

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It's really incredible how flippantly women lie.     (Rants)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to Rants 1.7 years ago

22 comments

Maybe I'm just around a bunch of degenerate whores, and that's entirely possible, so I'll preface this post saying that. If you're not a degenerate, lying whore, ladies this ain't bout you.

Anyway, twice in the past week I've been lied to. Straight to my face, no inclination of shame or guilt. Twice. The first time there was a good amount of money involved, the second was over a bowl of noodles. A bowl of fuckin noodles. Both times it was obvious they were fuckin lying. Two different bitches too, did I mention that?

Fuck man, I can almost, fuckin ALMOST, understand lying to get some cash. Noodles? Nah, that's the kind of shit that makes me want to lose my shit. I'm fuckin bewildered here. I just can't comprehend how it's this fuckin easy for these cunts to lie like that.

Rant over I guess.
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Doing my part.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.7 years ago

29 comments

Went on a nice walk through a park that's known to have a ton of gators. I saw at least seven today, they were mostly in the water. The one I saw on the bank was a nesting female, guarding a clutch of eggs. We gave her plenty of space, ya know, because nesting gators are dangerous as fuck. Close to the end of the walk we came upon a herd of niggers. Two adults and three niglets. The male adult nigger asked me "where da gators at" like we're at a fuckin zoo. I kindly directed his troop to the large female nesting gators. I just wanted them to experience the majesty of nature, I swear. I also hoped that one of the unruly spawn of a union of shit fucked around and found out. My wife thought it was cruel, but what's cruel about letting nature take it's course?

So yeah, directed niggers towards mortal danger. I'm doing my part.
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Ugliest damn cicada I've ever seen      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.7 years ago

6 comments

I don't know what happened to the poor fuckers wings, but it'll definitely be bird food before too long

https://files.catbox.moe/8ze8ti.jpg

Another view, right side up.
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Heard a joke about White people today, as told by a nigger.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.7 years ago

22 comments

"What do White people do when they get up in the morning?

They go to work."

Fuckin moon cricket thought that was funny as hell.
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Just some retard shit.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.7 years ago

7 comments

My wife left a jar of biofreeze gel on the ottoman. I guess there was a little of it on the lid. One of my cats found it and now the silly fucker can't feel her tongue, so she sticking out to, I dunno, make sure it's still there?

Granted, the cat's retarded for licking a jar of biofreeze. It's also pretty retarded to leave shit like that where the cats can get to it. Pretty funny watching the little fur face figure it out.
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Is Brandon Herra a kike?     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.8 years ago

17 comments

He announced that he's running for Congress. Inquiring minds want to know. That nose is suspect as fuck.
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Look at this retard trying to hide      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to Nature 1.8 years ago

22 comments

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Wasn't sure if I should post this here or /vw     (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to BANANA 1.8 years ago

2 comments

BANANA