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Doing my part.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 19:55:07 ago (+38/-0)     (whatever)

Went on a nice walk through a park that's known to have a ton of gators. I saw at least seven today, they were mostly in the water. The one I saw on the bank was a nesting female, guarding a clutch of eggs. We gave her plenty of space, ya know, because nesting gators are dangerous as fuck. Close to the end of the walk we came upon a herd of niggers. Two adults and three niglets. The male adult nigger asked me "where da gators at" like we're at a fuckin zoo. I kindly directed his troop to the large female nesting gators. I just wanted them to experience the majesty of nature, I swear. I also hoped that one of the unruly spawn of a union of shit fucked around and found out. My wife thought it was cruel, but what's cruel about letting nature take it's course?

So yeah, directed niggers towards mortal danger. I'm doing my part.


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[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 13 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 21:17:52 ago (+13/-0)

"There's one right over there, Jamal, and you're just in time. She just laid a bunch of eggs and when they do that, they're so tired you can walk right up to them and pet them."

[ - ] Anus_Expander 9 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 20:06:54 ago (+9/-0)

That gator? Got raped.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 20:12:02 ago (+6/-0)

If it's a tussle between a nine foot female alligator with eggs about to hatch and a nigger kid, my money's on the lizard.

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 22:07:07 ago (+5/-0)

That's one big fuckin prehistoric lizard!

[ - ] bosunmoon 8 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 20:23:06 ago (+8/-0)

You forgot the part where everyone clapped.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 12 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 20:38:24 ago (+12/-0)

Oh yeah, that's right.

Everyone clapped and the gator gave me $100 and a hearty atta boy. It was fuckin epic, you should've been there.

[ - ] bosunmoon 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 20:48:18 ago (+5/-0)

Dang that sounds rad. I wish I was.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2023 01:27:52 ago (+1/-0)

You know who was there? Alfred Einstein

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2023 10:34:32 ago (+0/-0)

Alfred Einstein

Trying to plagerize any good gator ideas?

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2023 08:43:28 ago (+3/-0)

You’re doing God’s work. The wife and I finally saw some in the wild, down at Lake Tarpon on Sunday. They were all babies, but still cool af. We always try to see them when we drive by a pond, but never had. After seeing how well they camouflage themselves in the water, it makes sense.

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2023 01:35:15 ago (+3/-0)

Based.

I never give non whites directions or phone or translation help ever. I just claim i don't know the area and keep about my way.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2023 10:17:35 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 23:33:03 ago (+3/-0)

Doin' dah Lawd's work! Sheeeiit!⚡️⚡️

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 21:07:27 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] WhiteGoat 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 20:03:32 ago (+2/-0)

If only he muh dicked it

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 20:14:07 ago (+1/-0)

Seriously, a nigger/gator hybrid would be docile as fuck and live within the laws of nature.

[ - ] Name 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 20:44:45 ago (+3/-0)

That sounds a little weird but I’m open to any new ideas at this point.

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2023 01:36:07 ago (+1/-0)

I'm kinda excited for the fake alien show we are going to see

[ - ] Name 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2023 06:11:29 ago (+1/-0)

You’ll know the alien show is fake when they first land in Tel Aviv and walk into a gay bar and say “take me to your leader” of course they will then be taken to the closest Holocaust Memorial.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 20:50:55 ago (+2/-0)

Sheeeit we all be vibing in da swamp

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 20:56:16 ago (+6/-0)

If not for human intervention niggers would be extinct. You can't even pretend to say the same about alligators.

[ - ] Trope 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 21:48:42 ago (+4/-0)

I was under the impression there would be a handful of small tribes spread across the plains of Africa if not for outside intervention.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 22:12:29 ago (+3/-0)

Yuuup

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2023 10:03:08 ago (+0/-0)

If not for human intervention niggers would be extinct

Ok, keep going.

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 22:07:59 ago (+5/-0)

💯 % 🔥 frfr

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2023 10:33:07 ago (+1/-0)

Hey, gators gotta eat too ya know. Hakuna matata, circle of life, all that shit.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2023 20:45:49 ago (+0/-0)

Would you be mad at the gator for being a gator? I use the same thinking when I consider humans. Stop with the emotional hatred it makes everyone look bad.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2023 20:44:45 ago (+0/-0)

You didn't do shit. Your wife probably thinks your an impotent cuck for having such a feeble, spiteful attempt. Way to show that you have an emotional hatred instead of a knowledge based understanding of race.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 5, 2023 10:01:39 ago (+0/-0)

Aw man, you should have turned around to watch.