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Look at this retard trying to hide

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to Nature 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 16:18:43 ago (+51/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] RomeoCasanova 11 points 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 16:32:46 ago (+11/-0)

Still better than any jew trying to blend in with white people.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 4 points 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 16:35:55 ago (+4/-0)

You make a solid point. I'm not gonna kill it though.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 5 points 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 16:37:03 ago (+5/-0)

If you had ducks, they would LOVE those as a tasty little snack.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 7 points 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 16:44:07 ago (+7/-0)

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 20:56:51 ago (+1/-0)*

Not hard to find a breeder/farm around you that would sell you a duck. Same place that would sell you duck eggs.

You can also hatch your own if you want many ducks that are imprinted on you and will follow you around everywhere; a duck raised around other ducks will avoid you. Buy an 80 dollar incubator and the fertilized duck eggs online for cheap.

Oh, and
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[ - ] Gigglestick 1 point 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 01:03:40 ago (+1/-0)

You should buy lots of ducks. They’re great and an excellent source of peace and nutrition from eggs.

[ - ] Wahaha 5 points 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 16:44:20 ago (+5/-0)

Reminds me of the vine that can copy the leaves of other plants as it grows. Even if that other plant is made of plastic.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 12 points 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 16:45:42 ago (+12/-0)

Wait, what? Are you telling me there's jewish vines?

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 21:00:03 ago (+1/-0)

Quick - what’s the National Plant of Israel? lol

[ - ] bosunmoon 5 points 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 16:43:28 ago (+5/-0)

He looks a bit gay.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 7 points 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 16:44:38 ago (+7/-0)

Well, takes one to know one.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 2 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 03:35:24 ago (+2/-0)

Hello fellow leaves.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 17:37:03 ago (+2/-0)

Katydids are awesome.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 05:33:44 ago (+0/-0)

Just had one of those fly at me yesterday while piling fallen tree bits on the trailer. I shooed him off to the side in some bushes.

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 01:07:05 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 00:23:48 ago (+0/-0)

Where? You can eat all those leaves for free

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 18:05:15 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 20:32:51 ago (+0/-0)

Make your jokes, bro. I'm on a different level with the critters in my back yard. The birds kinda keep to themselves. The squirrels are a different story though, they all have names. I made friends with some of the lizards too. I got a little buddy named Petra that's a half breed between green and brown anole. She's hopped up on my foot a couple times just to hang out. There's a possum I call Margaret that lives under my shed, and she's cool as fuck too. Super soft fur, wouldn't expect that from those ugly fuckers.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsAug 8, 2023 20:44:16 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 01:07:14 ago (+0/-0)

I usually do a lot of things between those two activities… but more power to your possums I guess.

Skunks dude. Why?

Also, platypi… koalas? Sloths? Cool and everything but koalas are sex addicts and smooth brained retards. Idk anything about slots or platypi. Same with skunks. Just wannabe stinky cats.

Fucking porcupines dude? Wtf?

Gnats. Fleas feed possums. No need for possums if no fleas or ticks.

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 13:03:02 ago (+0/-0)

paper wasps eat larvae of many types of bugs that harm crops

filthy gaslighting kikes like you larping disgust me.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsAug 9, 2023 13:47:25 ago (+0/-0)

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