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Going to a wedding in about an hour. Ya boy looking sharp as a tack right now.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 13:23:14 ago (+43/-2)     (whatever)

Only time in fourteen years that my wife and I are attending a wedding where both of us don't know the bride and groom. It's her work friends. Figured I'd polish up a bit to be her arm candy.

She's asked me at least three times not to bring up kikes, but we'll see what happens after a couple beers.


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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 17 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 14:05:34 ago (+17/-0)

I haven’t been drunk or buzzed since I was 15. I can’t stop talking about them when I’m perfectly sober. Good luck.

[ - ] con77 16 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 14:49:12 ago (+16/-0)

surprise her and be on your best behavior. In my experience no one wants to hear the truth anyway. Especially not at a wedding.

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 11 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 15:19:01 ago (+11/-0)

Yeah it's not a platform to discuss politics. Enjoy the food and drinks, dance, and have small talk about hobbies.

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 19:23:05 ago (+6/-0)

Had to inform someone of that while I was alone drinking at the bar the other day.

Guy started to bring up the jew on jew war and our continued obedience of supplying them with generations beyond the next with endless amounts of tax payer money to futher plunge our country into subservience to countries that hate us and want us dead.

I said that's one subject you should probably avoid at a bar with glass bottles and lots of alcohol.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 16:44:47 ago (+2/-0)

Fedposting isn't a hobby?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 18:20:34 ago (+4/-0)

Not when you get paid for it.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 17:25:05 ago (+8/-0)

I love that look my wife gives me when she knows I'm getting ready to drop the turd of knowledge somewhere. Its comical. She says "don't(while gritting her teeth). Then she sticks a sharp pointy finger between my ribs.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 6 monthsNov 12, 2023 00:55:06 ago (+3/-0)

Mine does that when I've had a few and, instead of trying to "inform the ignorant" (because it would be a pointless waste of time), I start amusing myself by going completely the other direction.

Seizing on any boilerplate liberal views and/or talking points that come up in the conversation and amplifying them to the point of absurdity. Quoting from nonexistant "studies" that have "conclusively demonstrated" (insert absurdly astronomical statistics here).

If/when I see the liberal bobble-heads nodding along with shit that I just made up on the spot, it has been a good evening.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 19:18:51 ago (+3/-0)

Does anyone here have any objections to these two children of God being married please speak now...

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 22:40:28 ago (+2/-0)

“THE JEWS DID 9/11”!!! -bolts for the door…..

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 15:50:24 ago (+8/-0)

Slap your hand on the table and tell everyone to shut the fuck up, then point to your eyes and say "I am the groom now" and proceed to tell them all the stuff that dirty jews and niggers have been doing and what we need to be doing. Its your duty.

[ - ] Inward 7 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 16:20:14 ago (+7/-0)

I hope it's not at a synagogue.

[ - ] dingbat 7 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 15:15:56 ago (+7/-0)

Have a great time, Perry \o

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 5 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 17:09:24 ago (+5/-0)

Have fun, bud! Feels good to sharpen up once in a while for stuff like that.

[ - ] Rob3122 5 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 15:02:52 ago (+5/-0)

Stop talking like a nigger, peckerwood

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 19:24:55 ago (+2/-0)

Frfr 💯 no cap!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 22:42:07 ago (+1/-0)

Word nigga!!!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 22:41:32 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 14:48:38 ago (+7/-3)

BigfagfromNYC has ruined you. I swear to god I thought this was one of his posts.

She's asked me at least three times not to bring up kikes

Never reveal your power level unless you are in good company. We understand, we know and embrace it but normies will be normies.

[ - ] rzr97 3 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 17:47:01 ago (+3/-0)

Who the fuck are you to talk shit about that guy? WHAT ARE YOU DOING besides talking shit on a website?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 19:10:16 ago (+2/-0)

fuck off rage nigger spool up your widdle tantrums somewhere else

[ - ] rzr97 0 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 19:16:46 ago (+1/-1)

That's kike speak for I'm a pussy that does nothing but bitch on the internet. BigGuy has done more in a week than you have your entire life pussy.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 19:21:48 ago (+2/-1)

whats that? I can't understand you with that big cock throttling the back of your throat

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 19:26:50 ago (+0/-0)

Taking a shit on the toilet?

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 19:57:49 ago (+0/-0)

Upper Decker, bro

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsNov 15, 2023 21:33:11 ago (+0/-0)

Oh whard?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 22:43:19 ago (+0/-0)

Who the fuck are you?

[ - ] rzr97 0 points 6 monthsNov 12, 2023 23:07:01 ago (+0/-0)

I'm the motherfucker calling out kike pussies. Are you one too?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsNov 13, 2023 00:07:30 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I’m a motherfucker! Welcome to the club.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 16:09:51 ago (+3/-0)

Bring breath mints

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 19:25:17 ago (+2/-0)

For the brides maids?

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 15:16:51 ago (+3/-0)

Camo shorts and flip flops. Only. Florida style…..

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 19:26:04 ago (+0/-0)

Yaaaaayahhhhh!! 🌴s and 80 degrees.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 14:19:27 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] con77 3 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 14:47:23 ago (+3/-0)

that crew has high morale. its good to see.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 14:51:25 ago (+3/-0)

That'll be fine until the liquor starts flowing then............https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

[ - ] deleted 3 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 15:02:13 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] WNwoman 3 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 13:54:25 ago (+3/-0)

HAha if you don’t know anyone, go ahead and cut loose. Plant some seeds. Hope you have a great time!

[ - ] deleted 4 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 14:21:07 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 19:28:12 ago (+1/-0)

Droppin jewbombs on the owner.

Who did you say your wife was again?

That tight piece of cooze over there ::shooter mcgavin::

Ahhh I see. Well you have yourself a good time.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 14:53:31 ago (+2/-0)

'Wife's work friends' lol - literally not my problem man.

Best thing for her is to introduce him as 'My date for the event'.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 19:31:32 ago (+0/-0)

My ex with a smile then a look of disgust.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 17:09:01 ago (+2/-0)

Talk about your trans 3 year old and how terrible those Hamas people are for killing those poor jews that dindunuffin

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 14:05:04 ago (+2/-0)

I haven’t been drunk or buzzed since I was 15. I can’t stop talking about them when I’m perfectly sober. Good luck.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 15:57:31 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] recon_johnny 2 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 19:58:57 ago (+2/-0)

Same, but perhaps it’s for the best.

Considering.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 15:32:06 ago (+1/-0)

Scope out the room carefully. Mention upgoat to people who might be cool.

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 6 monthsNov 12, 2023 03:12:04 ago (+0/-0)

Hope you had fun... I'm not a fan of attending weddings where I don't know the bride and groom. Let alone the guests!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 6 monthsNov 12, 2023 05:05:09 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsNov 13, 2023 06:38:38 ago (+0/-0)

Do you know how it ended up?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsNov 13, 2023 06:52:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Trickthegoyim 0 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 21:22:58 ago (+0/-0)

Total shitpost. And yrs don't bring up anything like that to the uneducated. Their minds are so fucked from propaganda they will dismiss you as a nazi the minute you mention anything

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 6 monthsNov 11, 2023 16:19:00 ago (+0/-0)

Cocaine, ether, and alcohol are necessary for every wedding to be special.