Fuckin cunt hair near fuckin four am and I wake up from having dreams about being at fuckin work and I go out to smoke a smoke and there's a god damn possum licking clean an empty can of fuckin catfood on my back porch. Cue me yelling "go on, go on git" at some poor fucker, while wearing naught but a fuckin blanket around my waist and I hear the fuckin elderly neighbor ask me if everything is ok. What the fuckin fuck man? I just wanted a got damn cigarette, for fucks sake. Shit god damn. Fuck.
Well shit, I can't have the fucker eating off my back porch. I smoke cigarettes where it was munching and I ain't in the mood to make friends barefoot and functionally naked. I like possums, I really do. Those fuckers have softer fur than cats. I just need my smoke space clear but for anything larger than a toad.
It's been a long week. I've worked the past six days. Last night was a fuckin banger. I'm just trying to rest and I can't even escape work sleeping. I'd think I was losing my mind if I was under the impression that there was any left to lose.
Nope, I usually don't carry when I'm wearing a blanket. I don't know what that fuckin old timer was doing, but I hear him yelling at wildlife all the time. Maybe he thinks we're kindred.
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[ - ] Kozel 5 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 04:50:09 ago (+5/-0)
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[ + ] purityspiral
[ - ] purityspiral 3 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 09:53:47 ago (+3/-0)
worker bees get no rest and the drones use us for entertainment.
Adult males need space. NEED. It's not a want, it's a need.
I will save you a space in the mountains.
Not too fucking close though.
and If i hear one more fucking four wheeler in my front drive....
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Edit: and wtf was old man doing up at 4am? Hope he's a night owl.
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[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2023 13:54:59 ago (+0/-0)
douche flute. ha.