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Wife got pulled over yesterday     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 5 hours ago (+8/-0)
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she was impatient and passed a slow car in a no passing zone.
she cried to the cop.
he still gave her a ticket.
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I found a man     (whatever)
submitted by Storefront to whatever 1 day ago (+65/-3)
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He plays guitar as a pro, works in logistics and engineering, is a redhead and loves Jesus. He raised 4 white kids real good, all are in or just out of college, all are engineers. He is kind, sweet and gentle, and very very based on Jews and Nogs. I already cooked him a few good meals to prove my worth, and cleaned up his house while he had to take a work call. It's out there folks. I hope this is the one for me, but believe in it for yourselves. If it's not, and it doesn't work out, it's OK because he gave me faith. He's coming to my church with me next week but goes to his own.

Love and peace to you all this mothers day and please pray for my good luck. If you hate religion and prayer, just hope we do well. I am trying for the best things in life, a good white life and white future. 😌
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Jefferson and Washington were both of Episcopal background - as well as most of the 56 signers of the Declaration of Independence as well as most of the loyalists     (OccidentalEnclave)
submitted by Joe_McCarthy to OccidentalEnclave 15 hours ago (+2/-1)
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Niggercar vs Dollar Tree Wall     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Kozel to NiggersDrivingCars 12 hours ago (+36/-1)
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17-Year-Old Charged with Attempted Murder After Striking Juvenile and Crashing into Dollar Tree in Bishopville

May 11, 2025
Dollar Tree, 618 Sumter Highway, Bishopville, Lee County, South Carolina

Facts:
On May 11, 2025, at around 2:00 p.m., a fight in the parking lot of a Dollar Tree in Bishopville escalated when a 17-year-old juvenile got into a car and intentionally struck another juvenile, causing non-life-threatening injuries.

The vehicle then rolled away, crashing into another occupied vehicle in the parking lot and causing structural damage to the Dollar Tree storefront, leading to a temporary closure.

Lee County Sheriff Daniel Simon reported that the incident involved two adults and three juveniles, with deputies responding to reports of the parking lot altercation.

The 17-year-old suspect, charged as an adult under a 2016 South Carolina law, faces charges of attempted murder, disorderly conduct, malicious injury to property totaling $10,000 or more, and malicious injury to property totaling $2,000 or less.

The suspect is being held at the Sumter-Lee Detention Center pending a bond hearing.

Two adults, Celvin Hickman, 19, and Shamirah Blyther, 24, both from Bishopville, were charged with disorderly conduct, and Hickman also faces a charge of malicious injury to property.

Two other juveniles involved were charged with disorderly conduct and released to their legal guardians.
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Pastor says Jesus was an undocumented refugee and deporting migrants is like crucifying Christ again      (www.youtube.com)
submitted by GreatSatan to Christcucks 4 hours ago (+10/-3)
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We got Russell Brand on our side! Kikes SEETHING! Nigga Heil Hitler!      (x.com)
submitted by GreatSatan to UpliftingNews 5 hours ago (+7/-1)
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female making a point     (img.gvid.tv)
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RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day     (www.vanityfair.com)
submitted by Sal_180 to Weird 3 hours ago (+2/-2)
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Operation Niggerdog: My Neighbor's Barking Dog original content     (WarGames)
submitted by Kozel to WarGames 7 hours ago (+23/-1)
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So I have some oriental niggers living next door, a whole house full of them. Their grandson moved in with a piece of shit dog that barks at me the second I enter my back yard. Also barks randomly at night. And wakes me up.

After the 3rd or 4th day of being woken up I walked over to them groggy eyed and complained. Grandpa said we didn't want the dog but the grandson moved in with it and offered no solution.

Five or so days later, last night, I was in my back yard at 12am and the dog was barking and they were yelling at it and asking why its barking. I said from my back yard that he barks when I'm in my back yard.

Anyway, the grandchild who's in his early twenties came into the back yard and made a few statements:

He claimed to the other occupant he aint scared of me (I never made any threats)
He claimed to the other occupant that they've been here for 40 years who gives a fuck (about me)
And that if I have a problem I should come see them

I listened to all this and said, I'm right here, and he responded with an aggressive WASSUP. The kind niggers say when they start fights.

This pissed me off and shifted the paradigm from cordial communication to the art of war. I told him I talked to your grandpa a few days ago. And he did some nigger apology. But the line was crossed.

Next morning I went to the USPS and sent a cease and desist via certified mail giving them seven days to fix their shit and listing various injuries such as loss of business, loss of sleep, loss of enjoyment of property, the works as well as applicable codes they were violating as well as a log of numerous violations. And then I set up a backyard security camera with audio recording so I can log the incidents with evidence. If they do not comply they will pay for my pain and suffering.

But tonight I had the most brilliant idea after some random barking prevented me from falling asleep. Since the dog barks when I'm in my back yard and it pisses them off and prevents them from sleeping I simply walked around my back yard causing uninterrupted barking. Their response time is about 10 minutes. After they come outside I slink back in my house or lay flat on the grass to remain unseen and wait 10-15 minutes just long enough for them to start falling asleep. THEN I DO IT AGAIN. HAHAHAHAHA. I did this four times and the grandkid took the dog away from the back yard.

Its great because they just had a stressful night of barking and inter-family yelling and later today they're getting my cease and desist with a certified mail stamp.
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Juan goes BOOM!     (whatever)
submitted by texasblood to whatever 1 hour ago (+0/-2)
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Long and juicy play worth the attention.
Playback up 1.5 and it's shorter.
This is how news should be rather the media bots on green screens.
(He said Hillery around October)
https://m.beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2025/05/juan-o-savin-michael-jaco-booom-5-13-25-mass-arrests-are-here-gitmo-trials-live-video-3835833.html
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single whores     (pomf.lain.la)
submitted by boekanier to NiggerLoversExposed 12 hours ago (+25/-0)
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NATO using Ukraine as testing ground for military tactics     (tass.com)
submitted by boekanier to Ukraine 3 hours ago (+3/-0)
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Look at this disgusting whore belittle White South Africans      (gab.com)
submitted by SumerBreeze to whatever 3 hours ago (+9/-0)
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Pope Leo Avoids Rainbow Flag Like a Pro — His Smooth Move Goes Viral (VIDEO)     (conservativeus.com)
submitted by ProudAmerican to news 3 hours ago (+1/-3)
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https://conservativeus.com/pope-leo-avoids-rainbow-flag-like-a-pro-his-smooth-move-goes-viral-video/

That's how you do it, people.

We are entering a new age of faith

It was spoken about during a sermon yesterday in church, and many agreed, we are indeed witnessing a huge redemption arc of the faith

And I am all for it

Peace be with you, my friends
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Countertop reverse osmosis filters - good/bad?     (www.amazon.com)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to AskUpgoat 46 minutes ago (+1/-0)
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As always, it's worse than you think      (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by big_fat_dangus to killallpedophiles 6 hours ago (+19/-1)
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I Hate the Female Names of Women Whose Parents Named Them Between like 2000-2010     (whatever)
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 6 hours ago (+23/-1)
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Their parents are detestable assholes. They gave them these androgynous, fake-WASP names (CLASSY!) that are sometimes even nigger-spelled to add to the annoyance.

Chase
Chance
Bruklin/Brooklyn
Riley
Peyton/Payton
Emory
Avery
Taylor
Sidney/Sydney
Jordan
Reagan

FUCK THESE NAMES AND OTHERS LIKE THEM. Give your daughter a feminine name, you fucking Commie.
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Germany bans the largest ‘Reich citizen’ group and arrests 4 leaders     (apnews.com)
submitted by Spaceman84 to ClownWorld 31 minutes ago (+0/-0)
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I will donate to literally every single person who is videoed calling a nigger a nigger when they’re acting like a nigger     (UpliftingNews)
submitted by CoronaHoax to UpliftingNews 1 day ago (+23/-0)
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Just give me the givesendgo. And I’ll keep donating until this nigger shit is over and done.
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Apple Unveils Brain-Computer Interface Technology, Aiming to Transform Device Interaction     (cordcuttersnews.com)
submitted by dosvydanya_freedomz to Technocracy 37 minutes ago (+1/-0)
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https://cordcuttersnews.com/apple-unveils-brain-computer-interface-technology-aiming-to-transform-device-interaction/

In a groundbreaking move, Apple Inc. has announced its foray into brain-computer interfaces (BCIs), unveiling a technology that could redefine how humans interact with devices. The company is developing a system to allow users to control iPhones, iPads, and Vision Pro headsets using neural signals captured by brain implants. This innovation promises to enhance accessibility for individuals with severe mobility impairments, such as those with spinal cord injuries or amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), while laying the groundwork for broader applications in the future.

no fuck you
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Harvested some rhubarb, got some recipes? original content     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to pics 3 hours ago (+9/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/ipvqg3.jpg

What do you fags use rhubarb for?
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understandable     (pomf.lain.la)
submitted by boekanier to funny 12 hours ago (+20/-0)
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My pet shark Gracie     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by Not_a_redfugee to videos 4 hours ago (+16/-0)
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Who else is disgusted by the sounds made by pajeets? Attending my early morning meeting I find my stomach clenching with disgust for the noises coming from pajeets.      (AskUpgoat)
submitted by SocksOnCats to AskUpgoat 1 day ago (+17/-0)
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A duck walks into a bar.     (Jokes)
submitted by JohnnyKarateChop to Jokes 12 hours ago (+33/-0)
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A duck walks into his local bar after work. He sits at the bar, takes his hat off, orders a drink, and starts reading his newspaper. The bartender's never seen anything like this before, so naturally he strikes up a conversation.

"Say, fella. I've never met a talking duck before."
"I get that a lot", he replies without looking up from his newspaper.
"If you don't mind me asking, where do you get the money to buy your drinks?"
"Work."

The bartender took the hint that the duck didn't want to talk, but he couldn't help himself.
"What do you do?"
"I'm a drywaller", said the duck as he lowered his glass from his bill, his eyes still never leaving his paper.
"That's a strange profession for a duck," replied the bartender. "You get a lot of work?"
The duck said, "I do alright. I'm always looking for the next job though." as he turned the page.

The bartender decided that was enough, and that he had work to do. The duck became something of a regular at that bar, always sitting in the same spot, almost never looking up from his newspaper.

One day, a new patron walked in. He was wearing a bright yellow suit with blue stripes. His mustache was styled into an old-fashioned handlebar style, with the tips tapered to a perfect point. Once again, the bartender is curious.

"Hey, fella. And what do you do?", he asked.
"Oh, I work with the circus! We just rolled into town and we'll be setting up shortly."
"Well, I know someone who's always looking for work! And I think he'd be a great fit. He's a talking duck."

The bartender and the new patron exchanged numbers, and he promised him that when he next saw the duck, he would refer him to the circus. The next day, the duck comes back to his usual spot. After he orders his drink the bartender starts conversation.

"You said you're looking for work right? Well good news, the circus is in town."
"The circus?", replied the duck, still reading his newspaper. "You mean that big canvas tent in the middle of town?"
"That's the one!" said the bartender.
"The one where they keep the animals in those steel cages?", he asked, with the turn of a page.
"Yep!"
"And they travel from town to town in horse-drawn carriages, sleeping under the stars?"
"Yeah," replied the bartender. "You know. The circus."
The duck paused briefly, and looked straight up from his newspaper, staring blankly at the wall in front of him.
"What the fuck do they need a drywaller for?"