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I Hate the Female Names of Women Whose Parents Named Them Between like 2000-2010

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 06:35:35 ago (+9/-0)     (whatever)

Their parents are detestable assholes. They gave them these androgynous, fake-WASP names (CLASSY!) that are sometimes even nigger-spelled to add to the annoyance.

Chase
Chance
Bruklin/Brooklyn
Riley
Peyton/Payton
Emory
Avery
Taylor
Sidney/Sydney
Jordan
Reagan

FUCK THESE NAMES AND OTHERS LIKE THEM. Give your daughter a feminine name, you fucking Commie.


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[ - ] CoronaHoax 3 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 07:47:31 ago (+3/-0)

We’re in an age of invented names. And ironically everyone still manages to choose the same ones often.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 06:40:13 ago (+3/-0)

Gen beta names I've heard so far

-zoriah

-zyala

There are far worse name out there than what's on your list.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 08:35:29 ago (+2/-0)

When "Khaleesi" hit the child naming scene I knew it was over.

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 08:46:01 ago (+0/-0)

Don’t forget Daneryous too.

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 08:21:18 ago (+2/-0)

I could not agree more. I’m extremely traditional when it comes to names. I cannot stand make names used on girls when there are so many beautiful feminine names. A special pet peeve are names ending in “son” which quite literally are supposed to be for sons.

Madison
Addison
Emerson
Carson

And then stealing Rory, which means king, Blake, Morgan, Taylor, all the last names trend. I could go on all day.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 08:49:52 ago (+0/-0)

Its like ghetto classy. Which is not classy

[ - ] germ22 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 08:48:05 ago (+0/-0)

Probably this niggers fault. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpsRKuyi3Y

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 08:49:11 ago (+0/-0)

That came after all the special names.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 08:14:13 ago (+0/-0)

Brookelynne
Ptoughneigh

It's all nonsense.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 08:48:37 ago (+0/-0)

How is that second one pronounced. Is it Daphne?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 49 minutesMay 13, 2025 09:00:54 ago (+1/-0)

Like "Tony."

(It takes best parts of pterodactyl, dough, and neighbor to spell out the short version of "Anthony.")

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 48 minutesMay 13, 2025 09:01:29 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus Christ

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 47 minutesMay 13, 2025 09:03:11 ago (+0/-0)

KEK

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 08:06:39 ago (+0/-0)

Feel bad for mfs named Braedyn. id cite that shit on my emancipation papers.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 08:15:46 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine naming your child after a car you can't afford.

"Dinner's ready, Bentley."