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Amplifying an acoustic guitar is one thing humanity has not truly acceptably figured out. What is the best path to amplifying my jumbo (Guitar)

submitted by Dindu to Guitar 11 hours ago (+9/-0)

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The options are to mic it which, the mic will hit feedback before you hit the proper volume. You cannot move away from the mic even an inch

Clip on mic. Maybe the best option but you have to get the expensive one

Install pickup - has to be a great pickup and then has to go through a pedal for processing. That is the route im taking. I've looked at it every way and cannot find an easier path. This is the guitar I like and I want to get it amplified.

Not real excited about drilling a hole. Putting it off as long as possible

modern day christianity is satanism in disguise, thats the ONLY thing that makes sense (Rants)

submitted by BeholdTheLight to Rants 4 hours ago (+7/-1)

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I'm part of a dispensationlist church and holy crap, you'd think these people think death and destruction is a GOOD thing. They get overjoyed at the idea of their entire country going to shit. Mixed with suicidal apathy, and you'd think these people WANT to die. Such blatant lack of care for anything and everything. These assholes would fuck over their own kids to virtue signal to niggers. They'll help anyone but their own, going so far to outcast anyone who trying to maintain some sense in their teachings. And when their own kids hate them, and want nothing to do with their cultist bullshit, they think it's God teaching them a lesson. No, stop being a fucking retard and realize your kids hate you for forcing your virtue signaling, suicidal ideology onto them. An ideology where they need to endlessly sacrifice their money and time, only to get fucked over at every turn.

Oh Great, an American Pope. This pope will certainly be more degenerate and a five times the faggot the last gay anal pope was (www.foxnews.com)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 4 hours ago (+8/-0)

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Chimped Out of Tournament! - Nigger knows he is losing the match, and can't contain his true nature at international wrestling tournament. (theworldwatch.com)

submitted by KosherHiveKicker to whatever 6 hours ago (+34/-0)

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Already at odds with new pope (Christianity)

submitted by jfroybees to Christianity 9 hours ago (+23/-0)

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JD Vance had said that Christians should prioritize families over strangers. The new pope, before he was pope, disagreed trying to talk for Jesus. Any Christian that puts a stranger over their own family is not a Christian.

Pope Leo XIV supports destroying Western White Nations via ((( Open Borders ))) - Previously took aim at VP J.D. Vance for defending American sovereignty. - The Bolshevik-Jews already have their claws in him. (www.thegatewaypundit.com)

submitted by KosherHiveKicker to whatever 8 hours ago (+6/-1)

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iSnark elected Pope! A goat in the Vatican and the first American Pope! USA!USA!USA! (www.abc.net.au)

submitted by paul_neri to WorldNews 4 hours ago (+7/-1)

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Waking Up Weird States (Sleep)

submitted by Kozel to Sleep 7 hours ago (+6/-0)

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In experimentation with sleep cycles I've found myself waking up in weird states of mind.

Most specifically, sometimes I wake up and my mind is somehow unaligned with reality. And I have deep thoughts, and upon exploring those thoughts I can sometimes reach a state of what I would describe as a mental orgasm, a release of energy at where my neck where my head connects.

For example, some time ago I woke up in such a state in the middle of the night whilst undergoing my annual anti parasite schedule, and I forgot what the idea was but I had a complex idea. An unrestrained flow of thoughts. I verbally articulated it as if I was giving a speech. I never verbally articulate. When I concluded I had multiple pulsations of pleasure and energy in my brain stem.

In my dream states (asleep), I now often find myself creating energy balls from my hands like in dragonballz. I try it after I wake up and it never works. Similarly I find myself flying a lot.

As result now when I lay to sleep my body is immediately yearning for flight and mana balls.

submitted by Crackinjokes to tellupgoat_based_edition 48 minutes ago (+1/-0)

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It seems like we should be past the time in history where the leaders tell us who our enemies are and they send us off to fight them. It seems like we should get to vote who we think our enemies are and if the leaders don't support us then we get rid of those leaders and find the leader that will fight the enemy we have chosen.

The leaders of many European nations are telling their people that Russia is the enemy but the people have not decided that Russia is the enemy. In fact the people have had very little saying anything. Seems like the Real enemy to most of the nations of Europe are the immigrants that are coming in. And of course that is because of the Jews who have planned for the immigration destruction of Europe and European societies and have told us they were going to do it for at least 20 years and some would say 80 or more.

So if the leaders of the nation tell you that Russia is the enemy and your European brethren in Russia must be killed as they try to kill you I'm not sure why the people wouldn't just say we don't agree Russia is the enemy. We're not going to fight russia. If you're going to raise a standing army we're going to fight the immigrants that are taking over our nation and we're going to fight the Jews wherever we find them who are leading the immigrants to take over our nation.

That's what should happen once they give the citizens of Europe the guns to go fight russia.

The star of David on Israeli flags represents Jewish unity, Jewish identity, protection, and connection to history. So even their flag is in devotion to their race (TheJewishProblem)

submitted by oppressed to TheJewishProblem 12 hours ago (+16/-1)

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The Jewish flag is devoted to the Jewish race, ie Jewish Nationalist. Yet no Jewish anti-racists have a problem with that.

Jews are totally devoted to their race without jewish objection. Yet if Whites have any racial loyalty, jews have a conniption.

Jews demand racial loyalty to Jews but disloyalty to Whites. It's a scam exhibited in Jewish groups like ADL and SPLC, and in world Jewish intellectual thought.

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Birth places of intellectuals (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Eliack to Interesting 8 hours ago (+2/-4)

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BOTH... Kash Patel, and Pam Blondie are echoing the Deep State's bullshit cover up of all things ((( Epstein ))). - We will never get the truth unless we seek Weimar solutions. (x.com)

submitted by KosherHiveKicker to whatever 8 hours ago (+13/-1)

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The Side That Wants to Win Will Always Beat the Side That Just Wants to Be Left Alone (QuotesToWakeWhites)

submitted by oppressed to QuotesToWakeWhites 13 hours ago (+23/-0)

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Just a thought

Rich old rap nog tells story about being a young ghetto nigger on drugs (youtube.com)

submitted by ItsOk2bArian to NiggerCulture 9 hours ago (+3/-0)

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How long has it been since we've had a proper @system sighting in these parts? (AskUpgoat)

submitted by iSnark to AskUpgoat 1 day ago (+9/-1)

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@system seems to be as elusive and rare as Sasquatch, A good woman, or Leprechauns...

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Act like a real Christian (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Sal_180 to Memes 5 hours ago (+1/-2)

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All of you lurking faggots need to start uploading good stuff (AnonWhatever)

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 1 hour ago (+0/-1)

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Regrets. I've had a few.... (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Sal_180 to funny 6 hours ago (+0/-3)

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What would you do if you had enough money to send half the niggers back to africa? (Jokes)

submitted by MCDLXXXVIII to Jokes 10 hours ago (+39/-0)

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Send them all back half way.

Passport and passport card alternative to real ID? (whatever)

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 1 hour ago (+1/-0)

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If sounds like it's the case

Trump Urges GOP To Raise Taxes On The Wealthy To Fund Economic Agenda: Report (www.zerohedge.com)

submitted by dosvydanya_freedomz to whatever 2 hours ago (+0/-0)

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https://www.zerohedge.com/political/trump-urges-gop-raise-taxes-wealthy-fund-economic-agenda-report

President Donald Trump is urging Republican lawmakers to raise taxes on some of the wealthiest Americans as part of >his sweeping new economic package - a move that US Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick says he's 'in favor' of doing.

from the comments:

So from no income tax we are now at higher income tax.
By wanting that he admit that he just lied

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Tesla Sales Plunge In Both China And Europe (oilprice.com)

submitted by Sal_180 to news 4 hours ago (+0/-1)

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Starbase Has Officially Become Its Own City (www.youtube.com)

submitted by the_old_ones to whatever 42 minutes ago (+2/-1)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4SSwyzUa7E

elon musk owns a city now.

Everyone get in here! We're bullying a nigger-loving White woman to suicide (x.com)

submitted by GreatSatan to WhiteWomen 1 day ago (+8/-3)

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Pam Bondi: FBI Reviewing Epstein Files, Tens of Thousands of Videos, Hundreds of Victims (redstate.com)

submitted by gaijin to news 1 day ago (+10/-0)

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