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What would you do if you had enough money to send half the niggers back to africa?

submitted by MCDLXXXVIII to Jokes 2 hoursMay 8, 2025 13:35:57 ago (+17/-0)     (Jokes)

Send them all back half way.


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[ - ] ZenoOfElea 2 points 1 hourMay 8, 2025 15:06:06 ago (+2/-0)

Keep the money and hang them all from trees.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 2 points 1 hourMay 8, 2025 14:31:10 ago (+2/-0)

Make them each sit on a lap. Problem solved.

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 2 hoursMay 8, 2025 14:25:04 ago (+2/-0)

Honestly? I'd buy a Starship from Space X, relocate to Mars after installing a satellite network to deflect sunlight from Venus so it cools down enough for future generations to consider terraforming it after I'm dead.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 21 minutesMay 8, 2025 16:03:33 ago (+0/-0)

You spacetards want to try and flee to a light in the sky, believing it to be a solid planet due to jewish propaganda.

You then want to try to make this imaginary place inhabitable even though Earth was perfectly created for life.

There is no leaving Earth, there has to be a physical barrier holding in all of Earths gasses.

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 2 hoursMay 8, 2025 13:52:04 ago (+2/-0)

it's strange. isn't monrovia an african nation named after a US president? has this happened before?

[ - ] MCDLXXXVIII [op] 2 points 1 hourMay 8, 2025 15:00:16 ago (+2/-0)

Had to look it up, but it is the capital of Liberia, named after James Monroe.

Here’s a star sticker for you, the good kind.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 44 minutesMay 8, 2025 15:41:04 ago (+1/-0)

Liberia is what happens when you give free land to non african black americans.

I believe the old expression 'return to monkeh' applies here

[ - ] Darwintroll 1 point 38 minutesMay 8, 2025 15:46:58 ago (+1/-0)

Put a bounty on the nigger population. Money for each head they can prove. To be paid at the end.
They will devour themselves faster than Briar Rabbit; then I get to keep my money cuz they'll all be dead.
Win WIN Bigly!!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 45 minutesMay 8, 2025 15:39:43 ago (+1/-0)*

A fleet of the jankiest cheap chinese planes i can get my hands on.

Doesnt cost as much if you dont need the plane to 'land' anywhere on land.

Instruments and fuel only need to last long enough to get them far enough outside your borders that they cant turn back.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 hourMay 8, 2025 15:02:48 ago (+1/-0)

blub blub blub

[ - ] racerxist 1 point 1 hourMay 8, 2025 14:48:38 ago (+1/-0)

unsinkable liners,work well,we just need moonman to plant an iceberg.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 43 minutesMay 8, 2025 15:42:12 ago (+1/-0)

Irish submarines.

Fly screen doors meam they live in the same place as the iraqi air force

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 15 minutesMay 8, 2025 16:09:40 ago (+0/-0)

Send back as many as possible.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 20 minutesMay 8, 2025 16:04:37 ago (+0/-0)

I'd send them to Israel instead.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 57 minutesMay 8, 2025 15:27:57 ago (+0/-0)

Minding my own business.
Niggers manage their numbers good enough,some days even better.
Not a fuckin cent of my money would never "nigger" on purpose