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Welcome New Talk Goat! Please feel free to introduce yourself to the community with a Discuss post. How you got here, where you came from, why you're here, whatever... it's nice to get to know you. Making a post and commenting is a great way to build up the points you'll need going forward

The site was created by "System" on 2021-02-26 in honor of voat.co, one of the last places for free speech on the web, and as a way to regroup that community after shuttering on 2020-12-25. The goal here is to allow for just about everything that's legal in the USA, just like the original voat. We do have a few simple rules here though, please take a moment to check these out.

This site, Talk.lol, has a twin-sister site, Voat.xyz; while the content and your submissions and comments are absolutely identical, you will need to be signed into both to move back and forth freely.

Some FYI's:
There are two kinds of points: Comment Contribution Points (CCP) and Submission Contribution Points (SCP). CCP's are earned from your fellow goats when you make comments and are up/down voted; SCP's is the same but refer to your Discuss or Link submission posts.

As a new goat, you will need 10CCP to create a Link post and any 10 pts total to upvote, so start on the site with Discuss posts and then make comments, you'll find that many here agree with your thoughts or enjoy some adversarial conversation. Vote as you wish, you can upvote 2x times as you can downvote, but you will need at least 25CCP to cast a downvote. Downvoted content is just a reflection of others' opinions, low numbers won't stop you from posting or commenting here.

There are tons of subverses where you can post/comment and the list grows everyday, Explore Talk, with v/whatever being a catch-all place to post. We have a few subs here that do have rules/guidelines so be sure to check the sub's sidebar for these.

In the top bar of the site, up towards the left, All is now a drop-down and gives you options for viewing the site. Subscribed shows you to all the posts for every subverse you've subscribed to, so you see only what you want when you want it, check out the other viewing options too. Don't see a sub to suit your needs, create one after you reach the 50CCP threshold! Viewing v/All here will show you every post from every sub no holds barred (unless you've excluded viewing some content, see below). Many users enjoy surfing the site sorting by New, this feature will also sort posts in any sub on the site too.

Visit your Profile Page to upload an avatar by clicking on your username! Here too you can access Account Options, tools that allow you to customize the site, from shutting off Adult-oriented posts to listening to the Chat window via text-to-speech to allowing YouTube links to embed. More options are added as we grow so check back to see what new options might be available.

Talk is often a free-wheeling place and there are times when you'd prefer not to see certain content, that's cool. In addition to customizing your views in Account Options, you may also Hide a post, Block a User, or even Block a Subverse should you so desire.

Found a bug? Look to see if someone else has reported it or make a post as needed in v/TalkDev.

Have an idea for the site? Check out v/IdeasForTalk and start a new post or comment in an existing post!

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As a new site, there's still some growing and learning going on but we hope you like what you see and want to make us a daily stop.
Join us, Goats have all the fun -- MaaaaaLOL! :)




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Welcome to upgoat 🐐     (Introductions)
submitted by system to Introductions 2.4 years ago (+15/-9)
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Thank you for joining the site.

If you make a thread in this sub you will automatically receive 10 scp. This should help you get your account going.

Check out https://www.upgoat.net/v/Colorizer for different site color themes.

Feel free to PM me if you have any questions.

-system admin
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Jeezus friggin cripes am I glad I found you guys.     (introductions)
submitted by MasterAce to introductions 3 weeks ago (+62/-3)
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I’m just glad this place exists ,haven’t been around in ages talk lol link is dead and I started actually being sad. Went to searchvoat for nostalgia sake but that actually just intensified the sadness of loss. Figured I could lurk poal till something dropped me a clue to find you glorious faggots but they dead too I guess (good tho ) really thought I’d lost this part of the internet .so threw upgoat out on a whim in the search and found my way home. I’m posting before all/newso maybe no one left but am hopeful,what up system if you still conducting this orchestra.
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Hello Fellow Far Right     (introductions)
submitted by salviaperson to introductions 1.1 years ago (+56/-0)
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I live in the cucked island known as the UK. We were once called English but even this is now considered racist to identify with the St. Georges Cross. So British it is. That's cool. Irish, Scottish and Welsh are my brethren and there is little to distinguish between us for the last thousand years. However... Being told brown skinned immigrants are as English as me and my native ancestry boils my piss and my kids now know we are at war. I have loved the reassurance provided to me by lurking on Voat for so long. Please let me now repay this spiritual dept I have incurred to your good selves with resounding vigor. We must prevail or else all is lost.
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Hello Frens! This is your first annual reminder that the only people Jesus beat the shit out of were Jew bankers!     (introductions)
submitted by WolvenWargod to introductions 2.2 years ago (+49/-7)
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And I'm not going to decapitalize Jew. It's a proper noun, and I refuse to contribute to the further bastardization of my native language.

Glad to be back.
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Hi, my name is Paul Neri, I want to destroy you. I am also a raging faggot and self proclaimed king of gay of the homo kingdom. I remove the seats before using bicycles.      (introductions)
submitted by AnmanIndustries to introductions 2.4 years ago (+42/-3)
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It was a warm and sunny day in 1935, when my mother dragged my almost dead just born baby body by the coat hanger into the river. I was saved by a school of mosquito larvae and ever since I have lived as the mosquito does. Currently I live in a nursing home with my two lovely wives who are registered nurses. But they are terrible people. They will only give me my meds if I give them $10 and they usually put them in bags in powder form. How very thoughtful of them, it is very hard to swallow pills. I think they should get a raise.

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https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=618b2c2e17d94&commentid=618b76ef9052f
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Pretty weird when the bootleg nigger-rigged new voat still runs better than the original.     (introductions)
submitted by Astupidname69 to introductions 3 years ago (+39/-2)
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As a side note, who do I have to downvoat/disagree with to get my internet shekels stolen from me around here?
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Hello niggerfaggots. Not really new but I changed my name from allahead to allAheadFull because apparently some people thought I was muslim or something.      (introductions)
submitted by allAheadFull to introductions 1.2 years ago (+31/-2)
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Didn't really want to change it since I had it on old voat but whatever it wasn't worth the confusion.
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Hello Again Goats     (introductions)
submitted by Salacious_Salicylic to introductions 1 week ago (+29/-0)
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Was on original Voat back in the day as seventh_jim. Have lurked here off and on for a while, figured it was a good day to make an account and say hi.
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I don't even know how long it's been. Sober again, been attempting to register here every month or so. Gosh fellas I havent been so happy since elon let me troll niggers again. I see most everyone is still here, that's good.      (introductions)
submitted by Dindu to introductions 2 weeks ago (+28/-0)
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Where's postwall. Lol she should pop up like princess leia "I'm here!". I missed her most of all.

So the end of the world is getting pretty close huh?
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Hello you beautiful miserable cunts      (introductions)
submitted by LydiaFar to introductions 1 year ago (+31/-4)
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I’m a former voat lurker, first time poster and miss all you delightful Incels, cucks and freaks. Which one of you is this penis obsessed weirdo: https://kenoshacountyeye.com/2023/01/17/jensen-trial-day-6-penis-is-the-word/

I am a vagina American - maybe the only one here? - and really just missed the fucking show, weird prepped gardening tips, urea firecracker recipes and CIA agent fat-hating shitlords. There are no forums for this kind of fuckery anymore. Dick slaps for all you freckled dumbass FBI bait code monkeys who patched this shit together.
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Never before have I seen such a faggoty group of niggers...I think I'll stay.     (introductions)
submitted by CHIRO to introductions 3 years ago (+24/-0)
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A VOAT.XYZ SPOKEN WORD by CHIRO

Old Voater.

Sought refuge on Poal. Poal sucks ass. It sucked ass before old Voat shut down. It sucks ass today.

Found New Voat. Dark mode default.

Square corners. No snowflakes in the background.

I'll downvote whoever the fuck I want. Whenever. Feels good.

NukeIsrael complaining about AOU.

TallestSkil found his way here. He hasn't told me to neck myself. Yet.

Can we donate here?

Let me give you my money. No more Christmastime surprise evictions.

I want to be told something.

I want to be told to fuck off because we're full.
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Hello again!     (introductions)
submitted by boekanier to introductions 2.5 years ago (+24/-0)
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I've been on voat (the defunct one) for 4 years, to my greatest satisfaction. Now, i came upon this new voat as if by accident. It's almost like coming home after a long absence. It will take some time getting used to, but my joy is endless. BTW, is it possible to make this dark background light?
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Finally caved     (introductions)
submitted by Prairie to introductions 2.8 years ago (+23/-0)
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Went to Poal after Voat's demise. Visited here a few times. Different content that I'd been missing. OK, this faggot had to sign up.

EDIT: I see search is done with searchvoat.co, just like old times.
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I'm back. Thanks to whomever is hosting this little hornet's nest     (introductions)
submitted by blit416 to introductions 2.8 years ago (+23/-0)
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Nice to see you bunch of malcontents and miscreants again.
I hope the right bunch find out about this place.
I hope my favorites found their way back.
I want some points to start submitting links.

Me?
Still sober
Still angry
Still a pretty boy
Still ready for when the time comes and I get the call.

I never went back to the bad old days, mostly, and I don't intend to.
I've kept most of my teeth, and all of my hair.
I'm not even old yet.
Fuckin right boys. Fuckin right.

The White Man Rolls up his Sleeves, and Changes the World.
https://files.catbox.moe/pj6gzi.jpg
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Conspirologist from Voat here     (introductions)
submitted by Conspirologist to introductions 2.3 years ago (+29/-7)
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Hi. I'm Conspirologist from Voat. Glad to see there is another free speech forum.
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Is this where I came in?     (introductions)
submitted by PygmyGoat to introductions 2.6 years ago (+21/-0)
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Wow just found this place. Thought Voat was gone for good but glad it survived in some form. I recognize quite a few of the old goats around here, feels like a family reunion. Glad to see it.
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Hi. Just got run off POAL for actually posting content.     (introductions)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to introductions 2.3 years ago (+18/-0)
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was a poal user for a few months, then got run off by AOU cause I made the mistake of posting things in subs AOU didn't like. That guy is a prick. was on original voat years ago, but mostly just a lurker (not a creepy one).
anyway, here i am.
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We are doing introductions?     (introductions)
submitted by RedBarchetta to introductions 2.6 years ago (+16/-0)
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RedBarchetta. New name because my Voat username had connections. Six years ago when I signed up from Reddit, I saw no big deal in being connected to my username. Voat taught me a lot. Still learning.
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Had a terrible dream that Voat had closed down...     (introductions)
submitted by paul_neri to introductions 3.1 years ago (+15/-0)
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...and many Goats migrated to a place called Pole or something where they were brutalised and oppressed by merciless Mods! Thank god I've woken up! Phew!

Good luck Voat 2 may you live forever!
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My name is Theodore Kent and I am posting from the basement of a sober house, eating ice cream.     (introductions)
submitted by TheodoreKent to introductions 9 months ago (+18/-3)
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The ice cream is real good. Got it from the shop down the block, owned by some old-school working class Italians, run by what I can only assume are high school aged grand children and their friends. Cash only.

I got a cookies and cream and tipped 'em two dollars. They were closing up shop for the night, so they gave me a bag full of soft pretzels that I did not want, but to refuse their generosity would've been rude, and I am always polite.

I have heard about this website before, but never really gave it a chance, because my exit from Voat always left a bad taste in my mouth. I am curious, though. I am assuming this place is not run by that interminable faggot @puttitout, but I am not really basing that on anything.

Who does run this place? How is this place different from Voat, or Poal for that matter?

And most importantly, how are you doing today?
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Non-participating lurker paracite     (introductions)
submitted by totalitariat to introductions 1.1 years ago (+14/-0)
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I haven't had an account since voat.co and missed the registration to searchvote.co when all that went down. I've mostly just lurked, but that makes me a serial nonparticipating parasite while everyone else is finding good links, sharing opinions, and shitting on each other with the voat immune system. So I'm off my lazy ass and I'll participate. I like to post linux shit, raspberrypi tutorial links that I'll never bother myself to do on my pi, and political shit that everyone already knows about. Also guns, radios, and prepper/guerrilla stuff. Oh, I came here with the MDE crowd from reddit when all that went down. Fun times, even if Sam's a clown.
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i'm an outlaw no more     (introductions)
submitted by bewaryofbug to introductions 3 years ago (+13/-0)
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well, actually i felt like one for not moving on from old voat to whatever people were shilling, to say nothing of making an account here. i took a break from news and started to comment on yt, and you'd be surprised at how receptive people are to natsoc ideas. my one regret with voat was that i lurked too much so i hope to call each of you a faggot in time. just glad a nice simple replacement is here and that i dodged the poal bullet.
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‎‎‎‎‎‎‎     (introductions)
submitted by nobody to introductions 2.3 years ago (+15/-2)
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From the old school Voat checking out the new     (introductions)
submitted by ISlooshyYou to introductions 2.3 years ago (+14/-1)
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Today is the last day of 2021.

If memory serves me well, it was this time last year that the old Voat decided to call it quits.

I still miss Voat so I thought I would give the new site a try. At least do a little lurking.
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Ex Voat refugee joining you again     (introductions)
submitted by AnotherGalaxy to introductions 3 years ago (+12/-0)
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Just created my account with my old Voat username.
I don't care about my points.
God bless anybody reading this.
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This is nothing like Voat. This actually works.     (introductions)
submitted by lordvain to introductions 3 years ago (+12/-0)
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Whats up. Where de white wimmin at.