Hello you beautiful miserable cunts - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Hello you beautiful miserable cunts
submitted by LydiaFar to introductions 1 yearApr 9, 2023 18:31:32 ago (+31/-4) (introductions)

I’m a former voat lurker, first time poster and miss all you delightful Incels, cucks and freaks. Which one of you is this penis obsessed weirdo: https://kenoshacountyeye.com/2023/01/17/jensen-trial-day-6-penis-is-the-word/

I am a vagina American - maybe the only one here? - and really just missed the fucking show, weird prepped gardening tips, urea firecracker recipes and CIA agent fat-hating shitlords. There are no forums for this kind of fuckery anymore. Dick slaps for all you freckled dumbass FBI bait code monkeys who patched this shit together.

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 18 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 18:59:42 ago (+18/-0)

Fuck off were full

You know the drill, tits or gtfo.

[ + ] FuckShitJesus

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 06:52:29 ago (+0/-0)

She's in PA.

[ - ] Peleg 12 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 18:36:21 ago (+13/-1)

Pics or you're a trannynigger with a wound not a womb.

[ + ] Ex_hack

[ - ] Ex_hack 14 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 18:37:43 ago (+15/-1)

Rot pocket

[ + ] LydiaFar

[ - ] LydiaFar [op] 2 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:27:06 ago (+3/-1)

Your mom.

[ + ] knightwarrior41

[ - ] knightwarrior41 3 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 19:11:17 ago (+3/-0)

Pics or you're a trannynigger with a wound not a womb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb4rC2n8oY4

[ + ] voatisajewishheaven

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 2 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 20:17:53 ago (+2/-0)

That doesn't roll off the tongue easily, you should try compressing it: trannigger or even niggertranny would sound better.

[ + ] uvulectomy

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 02:17:54 ago (+2/-0)

Troon, nigger troon, troonnigger...trigger?

Necromorph works as well.

[ + ] LydiaFar

[ - ] LydiaFar [op] 1 point 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:26:51 ago (+2/-1)

Would it even matter when you don’t even know what a pussy looks like?

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:50:04 ago (+3/-0)

everyone here knows what a pussy looks like

[ + ] Ex_hack

[ - ] Ex_hack 4 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 22:24:28 ago (+4/-0)

Well played

[ + ] ItsOk2bArian

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 22:42:37 ago (+3/-0)

That's an old douche

[ - ] PostWallHelena 10 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:37:39 ago (+10/-0)

I am a vagina American - maybe the only one here?

Oh no you are not.

[ + ] dulcima

[ - ] dulcima 6 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 01:05:56 ago (+6/-0)

Well, I'm not an American one!

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 6 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 06:14:49 ago (+6/-0)

boganette

I'd better gtfo before I get something heavy thrown at me...

[ + ] FuckShitJesus

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 1 point 1 yearApr 10, 2023 06:53:12 ago (+1/-0)

She still is - you're more a cyst than a woman.

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 09:12:30 ago (+0/-0)

Are you still calling that old thing a vagina?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1 yearApr 11, 2023 00:53:36 ago (+2/-0)

I sure am. Its not brand new but its “like new”— its very gently used. Its in great shape. I hate to brag but yeah. Thanks for asking.

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1 yearApr 11, 2023 01:23:52 ago (+1/-0)

I am reading it like a car ad, one old lady owner, then the wheels fall off the car.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1 yearApr 11, 2023 08:24:33 ago (+2/-0)

Made in America with German craftsmanship. Maintenece record available on request. Low wear on all self-lubricated bushings inside gearbox.

[ - ] beece 9 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 18:44:50 ago (+9/-0)

Upvoated for "vagina American".

[ - ] lolxd 8 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:40:17 ago (+8/-0)

Girl = Guy in real Life.

[ + ] Ex_hack

[ - ] Ex_hack 5 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:43:42 ago (+5/-0)

Isn't that one of the undeniable truths of the internet

[ + ] lolxd

[ - ] lolxd 6 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 22:24:11 ago (+6/-0)

op is a faggot as well.

[ + ] Ex_hack

[ - ] Ex_hack 1 point 1 yearApr 9, 2023 22:25:39 ago (+1/-0)

I mean that's a given

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 4 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 00:52:05 ago (+4/-0)

Look at @Monica ffs!Fooled everyone especially poor ol' heartbroken dangus

[ + ] lolxd

[ - ] lolxd 2 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 11:43:23 ago (+2/-0)

People being fooled by Monica is proof that even retards that have the world figured out are still retarded.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 8 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 18:48:12 ago (+8/-0)

Fuck off.

I can already tell you're a baby dick sucking kike who encourages his wife to fuck niggers.

we're full bitch.

[ + ] LydiaFar

[ - ] LydiaFar [op] 6 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:27:33 ago (+7/-1)

Dad?

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:50:49 ago (+3/-0)

I think I like you.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearApr 10, 2023 00:43:07 ago (+1/-0)

do you!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 7 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 20:07:03 ago (+7/-0)

Please be advised that I am the #1 women appreciating member of the site

[ + ] OoklaTheMok

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 4 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 20:27:15 ago (+4/-0)

LOL!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearApr 10, 2023 00:44:57 ago (+2/-1)

wrong! Joe is!

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 08:48:56 ago (+2/-0)

He is.

[ - ] Peleg 7 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 18:34:20 ago (+7/-0)

Fuck off. We're full!

[ + ] LydiaFar

[ - ] LydiaFar [op] 1 point 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:32:03 ago (+2/-1)

Funny That’s what your mom yelled from her whorehouse cubicle last night.

[ + ] Treefart

[ - ] Treefart 1 point 1 yearApr 10, 2023 09:40:30 ago (+1/-0)

You'll fit in fine here

[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 19:24:57 ago (+6/-0)

Wisconsinite? Hope you're enjoying the weather!

We have a few likely females: PostWallHelena, Gowithit, Dulcima, and Cunt. Others are here, they just don't post much.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 5 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 20:38:11 ago (+5/-0)

I suspect @NeedleStack of being a girl. @Judystroyer hinted he/she might be a girl. Not sure about @yesiknow. As for dangus...it's rather obvious he's a big fat sheila!

[ + ] LydiaFar

[ - ] LydiaFar [op] 2 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:28:43 ago (+3/-1)

I wondered why cunt was taken. Hot.

[ - ] rhy 4 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 06:30:05 ago (+4/-0)

Wait does this mean I'm a penis American?

[ - ] drhitler 4 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 03:03:46 ago (+4/-0)

Only an Aussie would use the word cunt like that

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 06:17:12 ago (+3/-0)

WRONG

in Australia you call your enemies mate and your mates cunt.

Unless there is a prefix to put it in context, i.e. shitcunt is bad, sickcunt is good.

[ + ] drhitler

[ - ] drhitler 2 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 06:27:24 ago (+2/-0)

its way more complex than that, its more tone related, you can call everything and everyone a cunt as long as you have the right tone or you can get punched by the first person you say it too esp adding in dog, like dog-cunt, you can't call anyone a dog unless you want to fight its way worse than cunt.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1 yearApr 11, 2023 03:06:47 ago (+1/-0)

Im sorry are you trying to give an Aussie a lesson in Aussie slang?

Fair suck of the save mate...

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 09:14:14 ago (+2/-0)

Actually where is our v/Australia's @Cunt?

[ - ] SumerBreeze 5 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 20:17:55 ago (+5/-0)

Hello perfumed cunt! This video is a collection of all the jewish supremacist kikes that have been shared online for the past few years in a quick and digestible format - share it in your friends and family group chat, as it’s better viewed on a phone:
Https://files.catbox.moe/gj93i5.mp4

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 5 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 19:02:14 ago (+5/-0)

https://kenoshacountyeye.com/2023/01/17/jensen-trial-day-6-penis-is-the-word/

Huh. So that's where @maroonsaint got off to.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 3 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 08:29:29 ago (+3/-0)

You are not a girl. You are a bad at your job. They should pay you less

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:50:42 ago (+4/-0)

Feetpix or fuck off

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 20:06:54 ago (+4/-0)

Have you ever had sex with an nigger?

[ - ] Nasturtium 4 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 19:59:57 ago (+4/-0)

Cringe! Well done! You have done introductions proud!

Now show us yer titbits!

[ + ] LydiaFar

[ - ] LydiaFar [op] 5 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:29:14 ago (+6/-1)

(.)(.)

[ + ] Nasturtium

[ - ] Nasturtium 3 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:36:29 ago (+3/-0)

Kek, someone down voated ya, apparently those are khazar milkers? Oi vei! {'∆'}

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearApr 10, 2023 00:46:07 ago (+1/-0)

Phwoar!

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 23:11:53 ago (+3/-0)

Lol, welcome

[ - ] 15MAR 3 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 19:20:35 ago (+4/-1)

Welcome home goat.

Armbands are in the following room. Your salute will be tested. Should it be off by 3 or more degrees, the penalty will be the mandated wearing of a yellow star, and every once in a while you will have to describe, in detail, the weather in your city (being, of course, tel aviv).

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 19:33:10 ago (+3/-0)

Downvoat me. Or are you too afraid to lose your yellow star?

[ - ] 2017Fallout 2 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 03:51:09 ago (+2/-0)

Hi and welcome to the capital wasteland of Voat.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 01:10:19 ago (+2/-0)

Hell there's enough of you to have a he-woman man-haters club.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 00:53:38 ago (+2/-0)

Girls are popular on Voat.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:48:11 ago (+2/-0)

I will marry you, come to Florida NOW NOW NOW

[ + ] LydiaFar

[ - ] LydiaFar [op] 3 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 22:02:02 ago (+3/-0)

I always dreamed of marrying a man named anus expander.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearApr 10, 2023 00:51:01 ago (+1/-0)

He plays in a band, you know. A singer I think.Despite his awful name he's not too icky.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 yearApr 10, 2023 06:12:17 ago (+1/-0)

That's just my internet nic. My real name is Chad Thundercock.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 yearApr 9, 2023 20:36:10 ago (+2/-1)

Good you found your way home. What have you been doing since Voat went down? What sites have you been on? I realise you'll downvote everything I post but I don't care. Prep! Prep! Prep! Grow potatoes!

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 4 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 23:13:26 ago (+4/-0)

Fck off queri. Take a leap off one of ya garden shrubs.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1 yearApr 10, 2023 00:48:50 ago (+2/-0)

G'day dass! Whatcha been doin' bro? Just got back from HomeDepot with 14 plastic garden tubs that I'm gunna try and grow spuds in. I haven't had much success so far (too much nitrogen in the soil - all leaf and no tubers). But I ain't gunna give up given WW3 is around the corner. I hope you'll be ok, bro.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1 yearApr 9, 2023 21:50:19 ago (+3/-0)

shut up, Queeri

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Hello you beautiful miserable cunts submitted by LydiaFar to introductions 1 yearApr 9, 2023 18:31:32 ago (+31/-4) (introductions)

Hello you beautiful miserable cunts
submitted by LydiaFar to introductions 1 yearApr 9, 2023 18:31:32 ago (+31/-4) (introductions)