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Hi, my name is Paul Neri, I want to destroy you. I am also a raging faggot and self proclaimed king of gay of the homo kingdom. I remove the seats before using bicycles.

submitted by AnmanIndustries to introductions 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 03:24:03 ago (+42/-3)     (introductions)

It was a warm and sunny day in 1935, when my mother dragged my almost dead just born baby body by the coat hanger into the river. I was saved by a school of mosquito larvae and ever since I have lived as the mosquito does. Currently I live in a nursing home with my two lovely wives who are registered nurses. But they are terrible people. They will only give me my meds if I give them $10 and they usually put them in bags in powder form. How very thoughtful of them, it is very hard to swallow pills. I think they should get a raise.

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yesiknow 0 points 2.5 years ago

And that video is all you've ever seen of australia.