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hello, no more lurking

submitted by jooterblast to introductions 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 22:42:43 ago (+25/-3)     (introductions)

I've been lurking for a while and figured I should mention how gay you all are.

Also saw a post I wanted to reply to.

That's all. You guys are probably all ai feds.

Good day


74 comments block


[ - ] MuricaPersonified 21 points 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 22:51:59 ago (+21/-0)

Fuck off, we're full.

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 5 points 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 22:54:34 ago (+5/-0)

Deport me then.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 10:13:40 ago (+2/-0)

If you're here with us, you've already been deported!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 08:05:32 ago (+1/-0)

why bother. we have an ignore button here that works well.

just saying.

[ - ] Ragnar 10 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 00:25:39 ago (+10/-0)

Hello agent 63547...
Fuck off, we are full

[ - ] Kozel 9 points 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 22:47:14 ago (+9/-0)

shut the fuck up jew dick speak when your foreskin regrows

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 8 points 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 22:53:47 ago (+9/-1)

Stop obsessing over my Weiner, an unbutchered penis BTW.

Pretty gay of you to think of my privates first thing.

[ - ] Belrial 11 points 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 23:13:06 ago (+11/-0)

Wait until Greensaint shows up.

[ - ] Ragnar 6 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 00:26:18 ago (+6/-0)

You sound gay

[ - ] Freespeechplease 4 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 00:34:08 ago (+4/-0)

Just wait till he shows up.

[ - ] GreenSaint 3 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 07:03:57 ago (+3/-0)

Shoot them nudes boy ya ya ya send dem nudes jah mon send me dem dik pics boy jahhhhhh mon

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 23:04:53 ago (+0/-0)

You're probably hoping for that.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 23:34:32 ago (+1/-0)

You went from gay to full blown homosexual

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 00:52:47 ago (+1/-0)

I was hoping for that too

[ - ] Kozel 5 points 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 23:12:56 ago (+5/-0)

unbutchered

its called having an entire dick, retard

Pretty gay to check if I have been facet to ritual child/blood sacrifice to moloch

shut the fuck up and lurk another year to get educated, sweaty

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 7 points 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 23:41:43 ago (+7/-0)

The only entire dick you have experience with is through a hole in a truck stop bathroom.

[ - ] Kozel 8 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 00:09:14 ago (+8/-0)

this isn't reddit, faggot. You're on the shitlist for being a subversive kike.

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 07:03:07 ago (+2/-0)

Send me your dick pics

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 07:07:03 ago (+2/-0)

Send me a video of your foreskin so I know what it looks like. I know what mine looks like but I wanna see what yours looks like

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 00:57:15 ago (+6/-0)

Tell AOJew we called him a jewish homo.

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 23:03:36 ago (+0/-0)

Hey man, its not gay if its for shekels

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 05:22:21 ago (+5/-0)

fag KYS

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 22:58:30 ago (+0/-0)

OK, show me how.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 06:48:37 ago (+1/-0)

Rope is the incel standard. Do it in the living room if possible, so your parents find you right when they come home from a party or vacation. Be naked, with 'TOO GAY TO LIVE' written on your chest with lipstick.

[ - ] oyveyo 6 points 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 22:55:50 ago (+6/-0)

tits or GTFO

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 6 points 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 23:16:28 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 03:16:13 ago (+1/-0)

Nice boobies

[ - ] GreenSaint 3 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 07:04:27 ago (+3/-0)

Dick pics or gtfo

[ - ] Eliack 5 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 02:33:25 ago (+5/-0)

Hello, death to all kikes, goodbye

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 23:01:42 ago (+0/-0)

Hello, anuddah shoah, oy vey. Goodbye

[ - ] drstrangergov 5 points 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 23:57:37 ago (+5/-0)

the feds were defunded. i think.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 06:03:46 ago (+1/-0)

No, just given redundancies. New staff at the 3-letter agencies.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 01:03:36 ago (+5/-1)

Blow me faggot.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 05:23:25 ago (+5/-0)

wait, that would make you a faggot too

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 13:23:36 ago (+1/-0)

Only if I look you in the eye.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 17:07:35 ago (+2/-0)

We could both wear blindfolds, to heighten the senses

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 18:57:33 ago (+2/-0)

You would, you sick faggot! However, I choke on small bones.

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 23:02:32 ago (+1/-0)

I donno, seems pretty gay

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 02:11:34 ago (+1/-0)

Only if you look me in the eye.

[ - ] Freespeechplease 4 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 00:31:17 ago (+4/-0)

If your not putting your K'nex in the hot tub GTFO

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 02:08:34 ago (+1/-0)

wtf is that even about?

[ - ] Freespeechplease 1 point 4 monthsFeb 9, 2025 09:39:13 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 4 monthsFeb 9, 2025 10:53:40 ago (+1/-0)

Got it.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 23:16:22 ago (+4/-0)

Which post?

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 02:10:16 ago (+4/-0)

best place to donwnload books?

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 07:04:50 ago (+2/-0)

Send me your dick pics Iv got all the links

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 02:17:39 ago (+2/-1)

that post was lit.

Op has good taste.

[ - ] MaryXmas 3 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 07:20:10 ago (+3/-0)

Think your tough eh? Well, you've been a disappointment to your parents and have poor relationships.

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 22:45:42 ago (+0/-0)

Tougher than some.

Yeah, could have done better in life.

Ive had some poor relationships.

My current one is good and is going to last until one of us dies.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 13:23:15 ago (+1/-0)

It's a trick question. We all fail. Every single one of us. We only live through Christ.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 07:03:25 ago (+3/-0)

Oooh, AI is a new insult. We've upgraded from bots!

beep boop

For other lurkers: certainly what you have to say is not as stupid as some of the posts already here. Could be wrong, doubt it though.

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 22:48:09 ago (+0/-0)

Everything is smart or ai now.

Although feds probably don't have much of the i. or the smart.

Maybe if they drop the caDEIt hires.


[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 22:57:36 ago (+4/-0)

ai Feds? That's a good one.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 01:14:07 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, being MKUltra subjects is hair less glamorous, isn't it?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 4 points 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 22:47:47 ago (+4/-0)

k, keep me posted

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 5 points 4 monthsFeb 6, 2025 22:54:23 ago (+6/-1)

Absolutely

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 07:05:52 ago (+2/-0)

I’ll keep you posted. I’ll keep you posted so hard. Oh god. SO HARD. I’ll keep you posted so hard. You know you like it when I keep you posted. Ahhhh fuck I’ll post all over your face

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 3 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 01:11:39 ago (+3/-0)

if you think they're feds, make a thread supporting the fbi. you'll get no upvotes.

now make another supporting the kgb. many upvotes.

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 23:02:10 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, so Russian feds then?

[ - ] NegaroNegaroNeeegaro 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 05:53:11 ago (+2/-0)

so am I gay or an ai fed? can ai self-fellate like many posts?

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 07:02:52 ago (+1/-0)

Send me your dick pics I’ll determine how gay you are

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 22:57:07 ago (+0/-0)

All of the above.

Federal agencies require 5/8 of ai to be lgbtqipqrst+ and minority.

So you're also probably inbred, low IQ, with no self control, and an inferiority complex

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 22:57:47 ago (+0/-0)

As to the self fellatio.. No idea..you tell me.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 04:49:22 ago (+2/-0)

Look schlomo, you people popping up and coming here are a dime a dozen. I give it until the end of the week before your hooked nose crinkles at something which offends you and your account goes dead.

Save us all the time and fuck the fuck off.

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 22:59:46 ago (+0/-0)

You're projecting further than your nose Goldstein.

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 03:41:39 ago (+2/-0)

keep lurking, boy

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 23:00:39 ago (+0/-0)

Yessah massah

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 0 points 4 monthsFeb 8, 2025 10:27:16 ago (+0/-0)

niggerfaggot fuckstain. Good day to you.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 08:05:14 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck off nigger, were full.

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 22:41:53 ago (+0/-0)

Sheeeit I wuz voaten n sheet

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 07:02:26 ago (+1/-0)

We’re not gay bro send me your dick pics though since you’re here @jooterblast

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 22:53:00 ago (+0/-0)

Have look. Tell me what you think

https://files.catbox.moe/gvo081.jpg

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 06:02:19 ago (+1/-1)

Hi.

[ - ] jooterblast [op] 1 point 4 monthsFeb 7, 2025 22:53:21 ago (+1/-0)

Helko