Hi, my name is Paul Neri, I want to destroy you. I am also a raging faggot and self proclaimed king of gay of the homo kingdom. I remove the seats before using bicycles. - Upgoat

Hi, my name is Paul Neri, I want to destroy you. I am also a raging faggot and self proclaimed king of gay of the homo kingdom. I remove the seats before using bicycles.
submitted by AnmanIndustries to introductions 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 03:24:03 ago (+42/-3) (introductions)

It was a warm and sunny day in 1935, when my mother dragged my almost dead just born baby body by the coat hanger into the river. I was saved by a school of mosquito larvae and ever since I have lived as the mosquito does. Currently I live in a nursing home with my two lovely wives who are registered nurses. But they are terrible people. They will only give me my meds if I give them $10 and they usually put them in bags in powder form. How very thoughtful of them, it is very hard to swallow pills. I think they should get a raise.

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https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=618b2c2e17d94&commentid=618b76ef9052f

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 11 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:35:16 ago (+11/-0)

I don't even have a strong opinion on the guy and this is hilarious. Well done.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 07:32:09 ago (+4/-0)

He sucks bro

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 12:26:34 ago (+4/-0)

Bro likes it

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 13:28:44 ago (+1/-0)

Haha funny, but sometimes I just can’t be bothered with commas

Edit: added a comma

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -7 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:48:07 ago (+2/-9)

my critics are being mean.

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 13 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:54:00 ago (+13/-0)

Speaking as a mean person I approve. Also as an attention seeker I hope they do me next.

[ + ] v0atmage

[ - ] v0atmage 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 07:44:29 ago (+4/-0)

Hmm I do have an intro post to burn...

[ - ] deleted 11 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:07:50 ago (+11/-0)

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[ + ] v0atmage

[ - ] v0atmage 8 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 07:43:52 ago (+8/-0)

A worthy use of the intro sub. It's funny how we agree on so little but when a shill comes along we form a tight brigade.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 07:57:06 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] UrCoolerOlderBrother

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 08:41:05 ago (+4/-0)

what immune system did the original voat have that this one doesnt?

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 09:54:38 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 19:50:06 ago (+1/-1)

I've noticed that too. A young couple (neighbour 1) up the road sometimes have terrible fights. Indeed the Police turned up once. They have a few kids.Anyway a few days ago there was this awful neighbour confrontation in the street between the man in neighbour 1 and the man in neighbour 2. Seems it was over the noise neighbour 2's friends had caused the previous night (it was pretty bad). Anyway after much shouting neighbour 1 returned to his house yelling to his wife: "where's the baseball bat". Not sure if they found it but when I looked out the window neighbour 1 and his slightly built missus were storming up the road to confront, as a team, neighbour 2 and all hell (screaming) broke out.My point - how neighbour 1 and his missus, often at each other's throats, had joined forces against an outsider, an external threat.

[ + ] yesiknow

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 23:04:27 ago (+0/-0)

And that video is all you've ever seen of australia.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -9 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:18:36 ago (+2/-11)*

I love you coggi and I know you have feelings for me too.

And if anyone knows about my nob it's you coggi. You try and forget those days many years ago when I was an exchange student working on your father's farm in South Africa. You were all of 18 and on holidays from some Swiss Finishing school...[to be the subject matter of a separate post].

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 9 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 08:23:43 ago (+9/-0)

See what I mean.
You:
Faggot--->Turbo-Faggot©

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 12, 2021 17:41:33 ago (+1/-0)

Anyone else see the irony? This has been Anman's most popular post. Everything else he posts hardly gets a mention.

[ + ] AnmanIndustries

[ - ] AnmanIndustries [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 13, 2021 02:19:06 ago (+0/-0)

Almost all of my posts are relevant to Australia. In the grand scheme of things, Australia is nothing.

[ - ] didyouknow 7 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 07:08:19 ago (+7/-0)

I love that this has one dislike because it is so obvious who pressed that button.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 07:58:29 ago (+5/-0)

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[ + ] didyouknow

[ - ] didyouknow 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 16:32:59 ago (+1/-0)

A very pathetic individual.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 12, 2021 17:37:35 ago (+1/-0)

why do you say that?

[ - ] Master_Foo 7 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 06:48:43 ago (+7/-0)

I think we are approaching the paul neri problem the wrong way.

What we need is a clique of popular high school girls to make fun of him and give him an eating disorder.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 07:06:22 ago (+5/-0)

its more than likely thats what brought him here in the first place.

you really think chad is here pushing kids around?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 08:28:58 ago (+1/-3)

What a beastly suggestion!

[ - ] UncleDoug 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 03:52:33 ago (+5/-0)

If paul_neri was a colour: it would be Lavender.

Your turn,
If paul_neri was an X:

[ + ] AnmanIndustries

[ - ] AnmanIndustries [op] 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 04:06:19 ago (+5/-0)

Wait, maybe you should it, but leave the answer blank for the next person.

If paul neri was a bag: It would be a bag of dicks.

If paul neri was a sound: ?

[ + ] mumbleberry

[ - ] mumbleberry 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:22:07 ago (+5/-0)*

The screech of an enraged tranny.

If paul neri was a substance?

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 8 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:32:46 ago (+8/-0)

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[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:34:59 ago (+6/-0)

If paul neri were a fluid, he would be a GENDER fluid!

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 6 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:53:25 ago (+6/-0)

If Paul Neri were a substance he would be a lack of substance.

If Paul Neri were a muppet: ?

[ + ] mumbleberry

[ - ] mumbleberry 7 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:57:54 ago (+7/-0)

He'd be very happy with the puppeteers hand up his ass

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 07:33:50 ago (+3/-0)

Hahahahaha

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:40:58 ago (+5/-1)

If paul neri was a substance?

AIDS smegma.

If paul_neri was a movie?

[ + ] AnmanIndustries

[ - ] AnmanIndustries [op] 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 06:21:58 ago (+5/-0)

Paul neri would be the first hellraizer movie. Because Jesus wept.

If paul neri was a potato chip flavour: ?

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 07:04:47 ago (+5/-0)

Paul Neri would be 'prawn cocktail' because its ass and should never have been a thing.

If paul neri was a black celebrity?

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 08:28:06 ago (+3/-0)

Paul-neri would be the faggot nigger that gave satan a lap dance for a music video

What if paul neri was a politician?

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 08:52:58 ago (+2/-0)

He would be Nelson Mandela, because he acts like a nigger who is bankrolled by communists.

If paul_neri was a tool?

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 09:02:22 ago (+3/-0)

He would be a cum bucket.

What if paul neri was a fish?

[ + ] mumbleberry

[ - ] mumbleberry 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 06:37:07 ago (+3/-0)

Cumsock?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:32:31 ago (+2/-4)

or a rock?

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 07:15:42 ago (+4/-0)

This is one of the best intros I have ever read! Excellent work!
Paul is an absolute annoyance and definitely the king of faggots. Most probably mossad.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 5 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 08:36:30 ago (+5/-0)

Interestingly enough, I checked faggot's profile and he suprisingly has never given out a down voat. I would have sworn some of my dv's were from him, but i guess not. We are going to have to try even harder.

[ + ] mumbleberry

[ - ] mumbleberry 4 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 10:18:33 ago (+4/-0)

He uses his RobertGruceBanner alt to DV, or HulkJizz.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 12, 2021 20:36:10 ago (+0/-0)

You think banner and hulkjizz are him huh?

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 09:14:27 ago (+3/-0)

I’m legit surprised!
I guess he is hardcore committed to the gay look-at-the-positives-in-everything boomer persona.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 11:33:27 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 16:17:31 ago (+0/-0)

Good point

[ + ] Jerd34

[ - ] Jerd34 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 10:49:03 ago (+1/-0)

I wonder how many accounts he has. One to make comments and 5 more just for downvoting. Such genius...

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 18:15:32 ago (+1/-2)

Hurtful, Ragnar. I thought we had some rapport but...I was wrong.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 19:32:13 ago (+1/-1)

Oh noes, grampy Paul is hurt in the feefees. I’m sure you can drown your sorrows in beer with your coworkers at the agency

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 09:25:10 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 12, 2021 17:40:05 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bro. I get pissed off when folk talk 'bout me and don't let me know.

[ - ] mongre 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 09:40:54 ago (+1/-0)

All this thread does is read like 101 divisive propaganda.

Gotta remember one of the primary ways they ruin boards like this is sowing hate and division. The more they distract with infighting, the more tokens their handlers give them.

Do yourself a favor, go down the list of people in this thread and block everyone who participated. Congratulate yourself for moving past the tactics of Jew shills and improving your experience. Don't worry, though...they're already busy creating new accounts.

[ + ] AnmanIndustries

[ - ] AnmanIndustries [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 17:58:39 ago (+0/-0)

This may be true, but it depends on how people use this site. I use it for news first and to shipost for entertainment second. I do not care about shills, other than to use them as a means to entertain. Most people here only have a one track mind and are boring and useless anyway. If you go to the main page chat each day and look at what people are talking about, 75% of people talk about the same thing every day. So who cares.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 07:03:33 ago (+3/-0)

you are both fucking faggots

but that was kind of funny

[ - ] Jerd34 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 10:47:32 ago (+2/-1)

I wonder if this is the retard i triggered. Suddenly everything i comment is getting downvoted. Just suddenly since yesterday. Even my old comments. Fucking loser. The more downvotes i receive, the more I know I'm making an impact.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 12, 2021 18:42:33 ago (+1/-1)

not me. I don't dv. Joe McArthy is the only other "Saint" I've come across.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 13:31:19 ago (+1/-1)

Should take another look and assess Mr. Neri. Enemies like him are annoying with their politeness and stuff, when they destroy you.

[ + ] mongre

[ - ] mongre 0 points 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 09:44:14 ago (+0/-0)

You've been a member of this site for one week.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 18:17:22 ago (+1/-2)

Another person with whom I thought I had some rapport but...

Does anyone like anyone on this site?

[ + ] GhostCow

[ - ] GhostCow 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 19:38:26 ago (+3/-0)

Yes, it's just that no one likes you.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 20:14:56 ago (+2/-1)

Yeah I've got that impression from time to time but just thought I was imagining it but after this post I'm not so sure. Do you want to set out in point form why you think no one likes me? Incidentally I think nobody likes me on Chat because she never says anything mean.

[ + ] thebearfromstartrack4

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 15:15:52 ago (+1/-0)

I didn't have a problem with you, UNTIL this thread. Now you're under some suspicion. The investigation is ongoing. Don't be a crybaby. I STILL upvoted you.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 11, 2021 17:38:34 ago (+2/-1)

I-am-a-crybaby, goddamnit!

[ + ] thebearfromstartrack4

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 12, 2021 17:30:33 ago (+1/-0)

Me too, it's GREAT isn't it?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 12, 2021 17:43:28 ago (+2/-1)

Um, that's not quite the response I was expecting!

[ + ] thebearfromstartrack4

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2.5 yearsNov 12, 2021 18:32:50 ago (+1/-0)

I KNOW. I know EVERYTHING, practically.I have NO limitations (assumption). What if I was LYING though? Falling into traps (you) perhaps. This is so easy. It's kind of like being Jewish, when you don't care about TRUTH anymore, but MANIPULATION as YOUR way of GETTING what you want. Fuck 'em, if they can't take a joke. Right? What Jew said that first? Anyway, as I said, it's an ongoing investigation. Still upvoted you though.

[ - ] paul_neri -3 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:36:59 ago (+2/-5)*

If one goat, just one (1) appreciates something about my posting then...I'm home and hosed! I've made a positive contribution. Justified my participation in this Message Board and dumbfounded my critics!(see below).

"As much as I hate @paul_neri i even thank you for keeping posts and content and discussions going, even if it is out of pure disgust you filthy degenerate faggot. I was really pulling for you to not make it from the shot, but alas, youre still breathing...thanks anyway." per @Judystroyer Edit: found another!

[ - ] RobertBruceBanner [op] -2 points 1 day ago (+1/-3)

@paul_neri has more cognition in his little finger than your whole family combined, including your fat ass dead mom.
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[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 6 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 08:29:34 ago (+6/-0)

I still hate you and wish for your death daily.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -3 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 08:33:24 ago (+1/-4)

I still love you and wish for your love in return daily.

Esp if you are a tradwife.

[ - ] paul_neri -6 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 05:27:30 ago (+1/-7)

Not a bad effort in this creative writing subtalk. Quite unsettling, confronting imagery (coat hanger/failed abortion - probably common in that period). A bizarre, supernatural-type theme is hinted at viz "saved by a school of mosquito larvae".The writer has talent and should be encouraged by TLOL Management. Perhaps given a scholarship?

6/10

[ + ] AnmanIndustries

[ - ] AnmanIndustries [op] 7 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 06:27:35 ago (+7/-0)

My shit posting skills are a reflection of my story telling skills. You should feel privileged that I am wasting my time on you. One of the greatest and saddest things about the internet, is no one really knows who anyone is. But no one cares who you are.

So entertain me more. You cum vacuum.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 07:36:36 ago (+3/-0)

You are clearly butthurt. No wonder you are unable to sleep

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Hi, my name is Paul Neri, I want to destroy you. I am also a raging faggot and self proclaimed king of gay of the homo kingdom. I remove the seats before using bicycles. submitted by AnmanIndustries to introductions 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 03:24:03 ago (+42/-3) (introductions)

Hi, my name is Paul Neri, I want to destroy you. I am also a raging faggot and self proclaimed king of gay of the homo kingdom. I remove the seats before using bicycles.
submitted by AnmanIndustries to introductions 2.5 yearsNov 10, 2021 03:24:03 ago (+42/-3) (introductions)