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Welcome to upgoat 🐐

submitted by system to Introductions 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 05:09:32 ago (+15/-9)     (Introductions)

Thank you for joining the site.

If you make a thread in this sub you will automatically receive 10 scp. This should help you get your account going.

Check out https://www.upgoat.net/v/Colorizer for different site color themes.

Feel free to PM me if you have any questions.

-system admin


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[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 2 yearsApr 23, 2023 13:24:23 ago (+0/-0)

I have no idea what an SCP is but I want one.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 2.4 yearsNov 26, 2022 23:40:22 ago (+0/-0)

Find a way to abuse it...


Hmmm.

Hand rubbing intensifies.

[ - ] account deleted by user -1 points 2.9 yearsMay 19, 2022 14:29:14 ago (+0/-1)

account deleted by user

[ - ] NighKnight 0 points 3.2 yearsFeb 22, 2022 16:43:08 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for the aid

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 20 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 05:33:54 ago (+20/-0)

Thanks man. Abusing newcomers is at critically low levels. I almost greeted someone the other day

[ - ] Splooge 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 09:30:10 ago (+4/-0)

Based and hazepilled

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 05:38:23 ago (+2/-1)

You are getting soft Pim. We expect better.

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 15 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 09:46:33 ago (+15/-0)

Did someone say free? oy vey then count me in! Thanks for the 20 free points. Its really good that you give 50 free points with an introduction. Hey!! Where'd my 100 points go!?? I'm contacting my lawya. Shaloms💎✡️

[ - ] Splooge 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 13:29:50 ago (+4/-0)

Hey cousin Noseberg, I noticed these dumb goyim had an outstanding balance of 250 points with your account. What happened?? Did they forget to give you your 500 points?? What are you going to do to recoup your loss of 1,000 points???

[ - ] MichaelStewart 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 18:21:04 ago (+2/-0)

Neva faggot th' 60 million points that got turned into soap lampshades, cremated at the chimney swimming pools at Auschwitz during the Hall of Co$t

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 21:47:10 ago (+1/-0)

Oy vey with compounded interest that adds up to 6 million points

[ - ] XenaWasnotAlesbo -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 05:03:56 ago (+0/-1)

lmao ass off negro you ccp cenship point dont allow you to post you fucking retard

-dial

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 07:22:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] system [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 07:47:10 ago (+0/-0)

If you legit want to contribute to the site I will adjust some of the restrictions. You making accounts constantly and getting suspended is a pointless cycle. The bullshit you spew is fake. You have your right to say what you want sure, but constantly mentioning it in chat and in random threads is spam, and other users are getting pissed. Make a master thread with all the bullshit you want to spew. Hell you could even create a sub dedicated to the topic when you get enough points. But what you have been doing isn't the way to go about things.

[ - ] XenaWasnotAlesbo -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 10:14:25 ago (+0/-1)

"legit contribute" okay... this you is starting up another "system" lie about me, to which you consistently do. I cant wait for you start saying "dial gay" and actually would not be surprising to me.

how about you stop being a fucking homo and admit your faults... lets fucking start there

carefull there speeztem, i may take my network of bots to down you system, i now have acess to a quantum computer that hacked by the russians, of course they work with the jews

no i trigger people (there is plenty that i dont), if you want to baby sit, go to a fucking childcare place. in fact stay the fuck away from chilrind.

signed,

fuck you

[ - ] Dialscockowner 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 14, 2021 10:35:08 ago (+1/-0)

quantum computer that hacked by the russians, of course they work with the jews


reported to putin for being gay

[ - ] UncleDoug 7 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 06:19:21 ago (+7/-0)

Can I donate +10 SCP if newbies can isolate the glowniggers and retards without prompting?

[ - ] ItsBacon 6 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 10:12:11 ago (+6/-0)

Sounds eerily similar to every communications company commercial being aired these days. New customers get free "xyz" while existing customers can go fuck themselves.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 5 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 10:47:48 ago (+5/-0)

Do you want some points? Go make 10 posts, I will give you 10 points. You family will be so proud, they might even forget that time you pulled out your dick at Thanksgiving and ask your mom for a handy to make the meal perfect.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 11:17:28 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] system [op] 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 14:05:16 ago (+3/-0)

What would you like/need?

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 21:49:59 ago (+2/-0)

For dial to be put in a padded room with no internet access. Forever.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 22:55:25 ago (+2/-0)

With jagged, razor-sharp edges rather than being padded. And an unpleasant smell.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 13:57:28 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] system [op] 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 16, 2021 16:37:42 ago (+0/-0)

Blocked users sending messages has been fixed. Can you drop the bitchy attitude now?

[ - ] system [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 14:03:54 ago (+2/-0)

That's joke. I'll stop trying to be funny.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 6 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 08:02:48 ago (+6/-0)

Fucking gay faggotry
NEWFAGS GET THE FUCK OUT
FUCK YOU POAL FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU REDDIT FAGGOTS
VOAT FOR VOATERS FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsJan 30, 2023 19:25:23 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AnmanIndustries 6 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 05:46:08 ago (+7/-1)

You might as well just remove the limit then.

[ - ] breh 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 11:41:03 ago (+4/-0)

If the upvote limit is removed bad actors can make 50 new accounts in 15 min and screw the site up before anyone has time to react.

[ - ] AnmanIndustries 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 18:59:17 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] system [op] 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 10:15:40 ago (+2/-0)

What limit

[ - ] AnmanIndustries 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 18:58:52 ago (+3/-0)

The scp requirement to vote. People who want to spam can just add this posting to introductions as an extra step to their routine.

[ - ] MaryXmas 6 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 05:24:55 ago (+6/-0)

What if I already made a introduction?

I guess I don't need the points anymore.

You can also just say "nigger nigger jew jew" and you will probably get about 10 points...

[ - ] system [op] 5 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 05:35:46 ago (+5/-0)

If you already made a post you can no longer post to the sub, you can still comment in existing threads. The incentive is just a way to maybe get lurkers to join in and acts as a shield/booster.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 11:09:24 ago (+3/-0)

nigger nigger jew jew!

[ - ] MaryXmas -3 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 11:53:27 ago (+0/-3)

Fuck off glowie.

[ - ] enormousatom 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 12:12:35 ago (+3/-0)

No. Fuck your fake internet points.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 13:22:29 ago (+1/-0)

B-b-but, how can I get muh validation from anonymous strangers on teh interwebz!?!? Muh poooooiiiinnts!!!1!1!!11!

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 20:20:17 ago (+2/-0)

Seven whole desperate losers have gone for the imaginary shekels so far.

[ - ] knije_tahou 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 09:53:31 ago (+3/-0)

I've kind of always been proud of how little I get points compared to some around here. Makes me feel like there are a shit ton of bots on this site that constantly post.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 21:11:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 19:33:54 ago (+2/-0)

This is the queerest shit I've ever seen. Why do you want to attract desperate losers?

[ - ] mumbleberry 3 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 05:15:48 ago (+3/-0)

Be right back, going to make some popcorn.

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 13:11:59 ago (+2/-0)

Limited time only! (maybe, depending on if people find a way to abuse it)

Find a way? You're making it easier to create an alt and immediately vote game. Should lurkers be able to vote? Yes. So allow voting after a period of time and indication that they are actually using the site. Of course any system can be gamed, but putting up enough of a hurdle will stop trivial abuse.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 15:21:43 ago (+1/-0)

I identify as a new user, why can't I post to that sub?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 22:54:00 ago (+0/-0)

I'll allow it.

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 22:27:36 ago (+1/-1)

I think this is nice

[ - ] HillarysBalls -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 14:25:46 ago (+0/-1)

What is an scp?

[ - ] Cynabuns 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 14:58:18 ago (+0/-0)

Submission Contribution Points, these are earned from your fellow goats when you make a post, the up/down votes.

[ - ] binrobinrro -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 14:03:16 ago (+0/-1)

Sure!

What's an SCP?

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 22:57:16 ago (+2/-0)

Secure Copy Protocol. It's kind of like FTP, only over SSH.

[ - ] Cynabuns 0 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 14:58:41 ago (+0/-0)

Submission Contribution Points, these are earned from your fellow goats when you make a post, the up/down votes.

[ - ] mongre -1 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 09:27:18 ago (+2/-3)

Great way to fuck the front page, dumbass. Who cares about cutsie introductions? Half are feds and Jew shills here anyway. Just post some niggerfaggot shit and move along. Nobody gives a fuck.

[ - ] system [op] 4 points 3.5 yearsNov 9, 2021 10:16:23 ago (+4/-0)

The points don't count towards the thread's score.