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You motherfucker are anti-Semites, hate women, racist, anti-choice, homophobic, promote hate speech, and do not use your turn signals!
submitted by notdobbler to introductions 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 19:53:54 ago (+23/-0) (introductions)

I wouldn't want to be on a site that wasn't filled with such reprobates. I'm nobody but an asshole that will likely be forgotten really quickly. I'm fucking out of touch because I'm old. I just have one question, when the fuck did everyone decide to become a flaming faggot in the real world?

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 19 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:03:06 ago (+19/-0)

You listen here, boy, I use my turn signals. In fact, I'm kind of fuckin particular about it and wish others would use them but they're so GD lazy and dumb they refuse to move their fingers two inches to do it as to not inconvenience others.

Oh, and welcome and fuck off we're full

[ + ] watts2db

[ - ] watts2db 3 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:05:36 ago (+3/-0)

I use my turn signals in a manner such as not to give the others an excuse otherwise I prefer not to advertise my intentions all the while maintaining hyper situational awareness and control

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:15:22 ago (+2/-0)

If I'm trying to pull out on the highway and someone is coming and I can see them from a distance then I have to wait there and not go and then they whip in to where I'm pulling out. Its an inconvenience and lacks common decency much like not putting shopping carts in the cart bin.

[ - ] Kozel 5 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:24:55 ago (+5/-0)

I stop on onramps and wait for traffic to pass.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 03:22:05 ago (+2/-0)

Ugh. My mother in law literally did this.
She's not allowed to drive anymore.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 07:58:23 ago (+3/-0)

Why did you marry an Asian woman?

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 04:12:24 ago (+2/-0)

bigot

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 07:57:54 ago (+1/-0)

BAD IOWAN, BAD!

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 23:37:16 ago (+3/-0)

"... so GD lazy ..."

Fuck you.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 23:58:27 ago (+1/-0)

No u

Using abbreviated text isn't lazy. Its time saving & cannot be compared to motorists not having any common decency for other motorists.

[ - ] Hermes 3 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 01:48:52 ago (+3/-0)

zog cops not using their turn signals are the real bastards

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 08:40:57 ago (+0/-0)

They're just as bad. Above the law. They blow by me on a highway that is 65mph going at least 80-90 but you better look out if you try that shit.

[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:26:59 ago (+9/-0)

I use my turn signals, you faggot. I'm no bmw driving nigger!

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 23:45:11 ago (+3/-0)

On my driving test to get a license, I forgot to use the turn signal when turning into the parking lot parking space. The state trooper noted the only mistake. I thought any error was a fail. He's like, "No, just wanted to let you know. You passed." I wish that state trooper could see me now! hic @dirtywhiteboy

[ - ] hylo 5 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 00:12:36 ago (+5/-0)*

Fuck you! I use my turn signals every time! How dare you accuse me of such antisocial behavior?!

I don't know why there is such faggotry.

[ - ] shitface9000 5 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:22:18 ago (+5/-0)

Dial Gay™

[ - ] Razzoriel 4 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 00:14:42 ago (+4/-0)

do not use turn signals

NOW HERE, YOU WAIT A MINUTE, SIR

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 4 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:25:53 ago (+4/-0)

who the FUCK are you to say we dont use turn signals BITCH.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 4 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:00:33 ago (+4/-0)

I have an NFT that will be worth a bunch soon. Just one question. Hiw old are you? Because this is something to ho on quick

[ + ] DukeofRaul

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:01:20 ago (+1/-0)

Me an my wolf of wallstreet bros

[ + ] DukeofRaul

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:01:53 ago (+2/-0)

Imma coom in margo robbie

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 23:43:56 ago (+0/-0)

She’s pushing 40

[ - ] Cunt 3 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 01:30:08 ago (+3/-0)

How dare you insult me like that! I am very fastidious about using my indicators!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 06:16:55 ago (+1/-0)

Except when you're around cyclists!

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 07:59:45 ago (+3/-0)

Get back to me when they obey stop signs.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 08:03:09 ago (+1/-1)

I agree some Cyclists probably take liberties. It's the nature of the beast. We...I mean...they think they're special. You know...not polluting the world an' all!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:53:57 ago (+4/-1)

Fr tho how do so many old fucks find this site

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 06:15:53 ago (+1/-0)

I say young man! Steady on!

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:49:19 ago (+3/-0)

and do not user your turn signals!

Boy, those are fightin' words right there.

[ - ] beanbagWizard 2 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 07:58:14 ago (+2/-0)

OP enters the room
Tossed accusations and gives a small rant about himself.
Doesn't elaborate any further
Doesn't respond to any replies
Leaves

Did...did the AI lose power?

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 3 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:21:10 ago (+3/-0)

How many nuclear weapons does Israel have, niggerfaggot?

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:52:08 ago (+3/-0)

Get the fuck out faggot

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:20:00 ago (+3/-0)

A new niggerfaggot, eh? Prepare to be called a "jew" or "kike" at every turn, unless you prove otherwise. That's the rule. Also, paul_neri is really really gay so make sure that you remind him of this fact on a continual basis. Oh, I almost forgot.... FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 06:17:56 ago (+2/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:09:21 ago (+3/-0)

Hey OP...we're grown ups here, well most of us, we don't need the praise and participation trophies but thnx for the compliment.

[ - ] Moravian 2 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 01:03:02 ago (+2/-0)

Listen, there is no argument. Use you're fucking turn signals. Anything else would make Hitler very angry and honestly he's absolutely right. Sieg Heil!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 15:37:27 ago (+1/-0)

eat shit ye olde nigger

[ - ] deleted 2 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:24:19 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 08:00:32 ago (+2/-0)

Q: WHY do German automakers make their blinker fluid so expensive to refill after buying a new car?

[ + ] 2plus2equals5

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 08:04:30 ago (+0/-0)

German electrons are stronger, superior.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:52:35 ago (+2/-0)

When did you realize the kike was the problem? What age?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:29:20 ago (+2/-0)

Faggots don't scare me.

[ - ] VoatGoat 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 11:07:14 ago (+1/-0)

I use my turn signals because I'm not a nigger

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 09:50:15 ago (+1/-0)

"I just have one question, when the fuck did everyone decide to become a flaming faggot in the real world?"

When you started sucking everyone's dicks!

Fuck off. We're full.

[ - ] NegaroNegaroNeeegaro 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 08:37:23 ago (+1/-0)

Hi mom

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 06:14:34 ago (+1/-0)

Women don't use turn-signals because it makes them feel mysterious and elusive - keep 'em guessing!

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 06:12:47 ago (+1/-0)

Not only that dude...it gets worse, much worse. The motherf..kers here hate mask-wearers! Can you believe that? True.

[ - ] Rebooted 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 03:50:52 ago (+1/-0)

We mostly just want to be left alone.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 00:56:24 ago (+1/-0)

exact, except the turn signals

[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 23:52:10 ago (+1/-0)

Sometimes I accidentally use my turn signal going from the driveway to turn into the garage.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 23:42:07 ago (+1/-0)

How dare you slander us so?
I use my turn signals every turn I get

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:14:17 ago (+1/-0)

I use my turn signals...

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:03:33 ago (+1/-0)

Day after you did kike cuck.
Yep your dust 💩4🧠

[ - ] Trope 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:38:13 ago (+1/-0)

This little old webpage does not hate women. We don’t hate gays either. We just hate gay shit.

[ + ] TomMacdonald

[ - ] TomMacdonald 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:48:49 ago (+1/-0)

I don't mind gay people, I just hate their faggot friends

[ - ] Not_C 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:21:22 ago (+1/-0)

How dare you call me an Anti-Semite.
I'm an Uncle-Semite. It's not only women who hate the kikes. Men hate them too.

Your misogynistic and misgendering hate speech is not welcome here.

[ - ] Jinglebanger 0 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:26:15 ago (+1/-1)

About the time your generation decided to ruin everything so that you could hire some "cheap Mexicans" to fix up your reverse mortgaged McMansion, scum.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:38:03 ago (+2/-2)

Technically not antisemitic, as more than 97% of Israeli citizens are confirmed to have no semitic roots.

-John Hopkins University study and even several out of Israel

Btw share this with everyone in your contacts list:
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