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no homo but do you ever think about how women can't tickle their own ass to pee a little bit more?

submitted by titstitstits to ShowerThoughts 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 21:12:50 ago (+5/-5)     (ShowerThoughts)



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[ - ] Trope 4 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 21:17:00 ago (+4/-0)

The technique had never crossed my mind nor was it ever presented to me. I just pee until I can no longer pee and that seems to work 99.5% of the time.

[ - ] titstitstits [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 21:17:36 ago (+2/-0)

yeah give it a try, you'll thank me later

[ - ] Trope 1 point 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 21:27:00 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe a cough would have the same effect for the last drops?

I know coughing makes it easier to stick yourself with a needle.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 00:32:25 ago (+0/-0)

Why would you need to stick yourself with a needle?

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 00:14:30 ago (+3/-0)

Sure, the ole "fingering my asshole to get the pee out, not because I'm gay" routine. You might fool most of 'em. But not me.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 21:28:53 ago (+4/-1)

you just press on your bladder. why are you finger whacking yourself?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 22:10:39 ago (+1/-0)

I think we just found a bear. kek

[ - ] titstitstits [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 21:44:31 ago (+0/-0)

i like the way it feels. no homo

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 23:56:23 ago (+2/-0)

no thats pretty homo

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 22:21:29 ago (+2/-0)

kys

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 21:41:51 ago (+2/-0)

I did not need to read or contemplate this question.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 23:55:56 ago (+1/-0)

uh...

fucking what?

its not something that has ever come to mind and probably never will.

[ - ] Volf 1 point 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 23:41:54 ago (+1/-0)

I know exactly what you mean. Everyone here jumping to the assumption that you mean fingering your own asshole is obviously gay if that's the first thing that comes to their mind lol

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 22:11:58 ago (+1/-0)

I’m fine without this little trick.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 22:09:48 ago (+1/-0)

I do not stick my hand in my ass and milk it dry after pissing. No sir. owen benjewin does that and that is gay. I piss, I shake it, I twirl it, I squeeze it AND I STILL GET A GD PISS SPOT Wtf.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 22:45:13 ago (+0/-0)

No, and besides, women are more flexible than men so they probably can tickle their own ass.