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Portmanure
Member for: 1.6 years

scp: 590 (+642/-52)
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votes given: 375 (+287/-88)
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The AI test ground is going off the rails here.     (anything)

submitted by Portmanure to anything 3 months ago

7 comments

@system are you seeing this or are you part of it?
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Original      (whatever)

submitted by Portmanure to whatever 4 months ago

5 comments

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One guy makes a mistake and people die.     (news)

submitted by Portmanure to news 4 months ago

11 comments

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-67862011 Sorry about the bbc link but that was the quickest path to the story. I don’t know exactly what happened but I’ve been flying long enough to know that one guy fucked up and got people killed. It’s Japan, he’s probably going to jail for a very long time. I feel bad for that guy. I was new once, my mistakes were caught in time. That poor son of a bitch killed people.
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I see an eagles fist and I’m scared shitless. I used to fish in Alaska and feed the eagles. For fun.     (anything)

submitted by Portmanure to anything 4 months ago

3 comments


Have you seen what that bird can do? Scavengers mostly they take the easy way out, but when they fight, holy shit, they fight. They are not turkeys, sorry Ben. But eagles are fighting mother fuckers. They fight like there is no tomorrow. I love eagles now. Bad ass mother fuckers!
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Who is your favorite actor/actress and why, give us some examples      (movies)

submitted by Portmanure to movies 4 months ago

26 comments

Mine is Bill Murray.

3 films:

What about bob: he was so delightfully annoying. Dreyfus made him look great.

Razors edge: what can I say, the story touched my soul. Great book too.

Lost in Translation: I lived and worked in Japan. This movie resonated, and the best scene ever in any movie was Charlotte in the morning.

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What if dieing is not the end? I’m not trying to change your perspective but what if?     (Philosophy)

submitted by Portmanure to Philosophy 4 months ago

17 comments

It’s what the Bible teaches. All bibles teach it. The love and joy of 72 virgins is no different than the heaven promise in all religions, everywhere! Is there a religion I can believe, Christianity, Buddhist, Muslim (but not the Jews, they are evil.) one thing is true: just love one another, be kind. But watch out for Jews, they are the naughty people.
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This has all the hallmarks of a (((false flag)) attack.     (nypost.com)

submitted by Portmanure to WatchaDoinRabbi 4 months ago

21 comments

Based on the style of the artwork on the teens back, it looks like the typical Rabbi artwork. “That ain’t no swastika!”
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I never thought it would happen here but I’m being brigaded, downvote after downvote, is this Poal now?     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Portmanure to TellUpgoat 6 months ago

53 comments

I’m watching my interweb points drop rapidly. They really don’t matter, but to see it happen here?
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I don’t care who you are, if you are killing babies I will fight you. Be it jew or muslim. We do not kill babies! I’ll save and raise your children, but I will kill your baby killing ass.     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Portmanure to AskUpgoat 6 months ago

28 comments

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This is why I’m not a fan of Voat.xyz     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Portmanure to TellUpgoat 6 months ago

18 comments

There are so many Jewish fans who hate normal people like me who is neither semetic or anti semetic. But those fucking Jews have to put you in a category. They hate me me so much that they assign hate to me because all people hate, don’t they, don’t they? They absolutely cannotI understand I have another category, I just don’t hate you.
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They are killing babies in the streets.      (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Portmanure to TellUpgoat 6 months ago

33 comments

I’m not condoning any side. But babies. Killing innocent babies? I’m done with this shit,
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Being armed and able to defend yourself has never been demonstrated more than today in the Middle East.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Portmanure to TellUpgoat 6 months ago

2 comments

The second amendment has been more than validated as this event unfolds. Never ever give up your guns! American gun control advocates want you unarmed and helpless.
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Why did you join the Army?     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Portmanure to TellUpgoat 6 months ago

32 comments

I wanted to blow shit up so I became a tank gunner, 19E was my MOS. I went on to greater things but I sure had fun! I also still subscribe to “kill a commie for mommie!” We snapped to attention and yelled “kill Russians, kill kill kill!” Good times!
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Westpac widows     (Military)

submitted by Portmanure to Military 6 months ago

12 comments

Do you know what that is? My mom and all the neighbors wives become beasts when the ships set sail for the pacific. Dad was gone 9 months.
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FBI has announced that they will be staging attacks before the 2024 elections and blaming Trump supporters     (www.newsweek.com)

submitted by Portmanure to TellUpgoat 7 months ago

36 comments

FBI laying the groundwork for the next operation after learning from their mistakes during the Jan 6 operation, they promise to get it right this time!
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You’re too fat!     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Portmanure to TellUpgoat 7 months ago

4 comments

I’m speaking to the 26 to 34 year olds. Male or female. Your skinny life is over. Everything your momma and poppa warned you about is coming true. You eat horribly, never exercise, you still look okay but the pants are a little tight? You’re too fat! Send me $350 dollars in $3.50 payments and I will tell you to exercise and stop eating sugar. All sugar, wether it comes from soft drinks or carbs. Stop eating sugar. Send me money and I’ll tell you more.
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Not only was Obama a failure as President Obama, he’s also a failure as President Biden, he’s the greatest joke ever pulled on the American people.     (www.breitbart.com)

submitted by Portmanure to politics 8 months ago

11 comments

Now that we know how people get installed as president by the deep state, the joke is on us all.
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Perspective on the Trannies in women’s sports nonsense     (culture)

submitted by Portmanure to culture 9 months ago

1 comments

Remember the puppy bowl? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppy_Bowl

Let’s put this in perspective, I don’t want to come across as a misogynist (but if you call me out, I’ll probably agree, love the ladies!) allowing males who identify as a women to compete in women’s sports is the same as letting a full grown German Shepherd who identifies as a puppy to compete in the puppy bowl.

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All right I will stop being a royal asshole.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Portmanure to TellUpgoat 9 months ago

20 comments

I’ll stick with your posting rules.

(Trump won the election was stolen.)

Joe Mcarthy is not one person.
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What is the purpose to actively seek downvotes?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Portmanure to AskUpgoat 9 months ago

58 comments

You see knuckleheads who try to say the most outrageous things and get downvotes. They behave like contrarians. What is the purpose of that? Is there some value to negative validation?
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You must be this tall to ride     (media2.locals.com)

submitted by Portmanure to funny 9 months ago

9 comments

I know it’s petty but I laughed.
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The climate change crowd has warned us the crisis is coming and we need to change everything we do.     (JustSaying)

submitted by Portmanure to JustSaying 9 months ago

7 comments

The sea levels aren’t rising, why aren’t the sea levels rising?
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I confess, I’m an iPhone retard.     (whatever)

submitted by Portmanure to whatever 9 months ago

9 comments

But the amount of autocorrect is insufferable. Apple corrects my typing into insufferable jibberish. I went back and corrected everything I just typed several times. Fuck Apple.
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I write love letters to my wife.      (Dads)

submitted by Portmanure to Dads 9 months ago

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I never give them to her. I just work hard and make sure she has no wants and is safe. If she saw how much I actually love her she would see me as weak. Woman are that stupid. Yet, I love her, I’ll continue to write the letters and work hard. We can’t live with them, can’t live without them.
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You know Hillary invited the Donald to her child raping parties.     (politics)

submitted by Portmanure to politics 9 months ago

4 comments

He said no, you should be in jail. But the high level child rapers stopped him from bringing the justice hammer down on her. There are videos or I’m full of shit.