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If you put Stabby Mcstaberson in a choke hold to save that other man, how long would you be held in jail?

So many singers screech at the microphone. I hate it. I like the soft sultry voice. Frank Sinatra had such an easy style. Celine dion started so soft and sultry but now she has devolved into screaming at me.

I love her so much, she is gods gift to this green earth. A German shepherd is a highly intelligent, highly energetic, involved doggy. She sees and notices everything. Everything! My American bullie bulldog died from cancer recently I only got 7 years with her, she was fantastic. I miss her so much, she was strong, calm, confident and a pleasure to have around. When she died I was heart broken. It took a year and a half but I decided to get another dog. I saw an ad from some guy selling Shephards. I’m not paying big bucks for pure breeds. They die from cancer. He wanted $800 for a puppy. I offered $400 why not? He accepted and I bought her. The last of a brood from a ranch in Modesto.. she was supposed to be 3 months old, but after I read the paperwork for her shots I realized she was only 8 weeks old. Too soon to leave her mother. German shepherd are born big, it’s hard to tell how old they are. I also discovered she was covered in ticks and had a mange. Dang it! My house has been a wreck since I brought her home. She chews everything, if she is bored and doesn’t have my attention say goodbye to leather boots. Her prey instinct is strong, she chases everything that moves. Also, if she can’t get to something, she will will think about it and figure out a way to get it. Smart as all hell. She solves problems (her problems, not mine.) I finally accepted the situation. Built a brick pad on the edge of my yard. Put a couple Adirondack chairs on it, a shade and I sit there. Smoking a pipe, sipping whiskey while throwing a ball for Daisy. Yes I named her daisy. She’s a black German shepherd with tan legs. Straight back, she stands 24 inches at the shoulder and hind. Lanky and lean at 66 pounds. She does not look like a typical German shepherd. She has a distinct wolf stance with her long front legs. I wouldn’t trade her for the world. Note: if you are retiring and want to relax do not get a German shepherd!

I killed one of the popular posters here. You can only ask three yes or no questions to solve the mystery. The answers will be yes or no, yes or no will apply to in between answers. No question that begins with “was it” will be answered. Ready, go!

I just can’t imagine living inside a large steal machines.

She’s got metal on her face. No thank you. Will not talk to her. She’s got ink on her skin. No thank you will not talk to her. Her hair is an unnatural color. No thank you will not talk to her. She thinks I’m an asshole because I do not like metal piercing, died hair or ink on the skin. She just wanted to express herself. No thank you.

I did one of those tests. I know I’m gay and a faggot, my wife will attest to that. Now that that’s out of the way. I came up zero percent jew, yAy! They labeled me 1% nigger. I heard they automatically do that to all white people. Just to fuck with them.

Search it yourself. He elite put him there as a big F you to the voters, we have no power.

She’s my SpongeBob. Whenever I’m traveling I check into my hotel room. I turn on the tv. When I find SpongeBob I leave it on. The noise reminds me of home. My boys are grown up now. I watch Charlotte she’s the daughter everyone deserves. I like her a lot.

There are 90 of them and only 10 of you.

Pick one, that’s the one. You go after that one and only that one. You choke that mother fucker out. Let nothing stop you. If it works stand up and pick another. That’s how you fight. You don’t fight them all, you just pick one and win.

Because one missile up the tailpipe and it’s over!


(I just made this one up, it’s weak, fix it to make it funnier.)

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