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Get off your ass.

I thought it was all garbage new hype, which it is. But I guess they were all gridlocked trying to drive out of the same town at the same time and the fire closed in on the lot of them. Who would have thought a fire would be so catastrophic, being that the whole place is a fucking volcano.

I guess they are all vegetarians anyhow so nothing of value was lost.

They WERE quality, then they moved manufacturing overseas and they are shit, just like all the other Wal-Mart bikes. They started going downhill in the 80s, just like everyone else. That is nearly 40 years ago.

Schwinn bikes - made in Taiwan.

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on”;

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings—nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run—
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

In the last 2 weeks, I got a 2 million dollar loan at the bank, purchased some slum real estate and topped it off with a tiny hat. I am not jewish, but I just got duel citizenship to israel.
The world is my kosher oyster.

I mean, duh, I have. Anyone else?