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MaryXmas
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Rosary Intention: paul_neri     (Intentions)

submitted by MaryXmas to Intentions 1 month ago

3 comments

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Gum messes with facial recognition      (TellTalk)

submitted by MaryXmas to TellTalk 1 month ago

5 comments

I was playing around with a face scanner and happened to be chewing my mastic gum for high chad cheekbones. Turns out, the gum was causing issues with the scanner.
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Boomers and their houses...      (youtube.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to ShitBoomersSay 1 month ago

2 comments

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Tonight's Rosary Intention: steelerfish     (Intentions)

submitted by MaryXmas to Intentions 1 month ago

0 comments

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Good dad takes his kids in an adventure.     (youtube.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 1 month ago

18 comments

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Tonight's Rosary Intention: CHIRO     (Intentions)

submitted by MaryXmas to Intentions 2 months ago

8 comments

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PeckerwoodPerry      (MissingGoats)

submitted by MaryXmas to MissingGoats 2 months ago

8 comments

Anyone seen this guy?
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Tonight's Rosary Intention: NaturalSelectionistWorker      (Intentions)

submitted by MaryXmas to Intentions 2 months ago

5 comments

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Tonight's Rosary Intention: Master_Foo     (Intentions)

submitted by MaryXmas to Intentions 2 months ago

5 comments

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Fred Flintstone in blackface     (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2 months ago

2 comments

I yabba dabba dinnin do nuffin!!
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Rather than having random colors on names, can the colors reflect the age or status of an account?     (TalkDev)

submitted by MaryXmas to TalkDev 2 months ago

18 comments

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Fort knox gold reserves - what gives?     (Finance)

submitted by MaryXmas to Finance 2 months ago

18 comments

Musk might audit fort Knox. Anyone know what would happen if they pegged the price of gold to a different number?
Also, it looks like the metals are finally hitting some higher numbers for the first time in 10+ years.

Audit the fed next Elon.
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Padre Pio     (Catholicism)

submitted by MaryXmas to Catholicism 2 months ago

13 comments

I listened to a book on Padre Pio, wow, that was an incredible guy. Clearly a mistic with visions and constant temptations by a demon. Incredibly pained and tortured for his entire life. I need to read up on his life.
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Today's activity is "slime"     (Fatherhood)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 2 months ago

5 comments

1 cup potato starch, .5 cup water. 1 drop green goy color drops. Peaceful afternoon activity and nothing is broken. This slime is the goopiest.
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No pants dance party.      (Fatherhood)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 2 months ago

13 comments

Be me.
Shitposting after dinner.
Wife in charge of kids till bedtime.
Kids want dance party, but Valentine's Day theme.
Then the children decide to take their pants off for a "no pants dance party".

4 year old gyrating on the coffee table wearing only underwear to "love shack".

Smh
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Super bowl?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by MaryXmas to AskUpgoat 2 months ago

10 comments

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Only 42.6% of baby boomers are left.      (UpliftingNews)

submitted by MaryXmas to UpliftingNews 2 months ago

9 comments

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ChatGPT says only 42.6% of baby boomers are left.      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2 months ago

8 comments

The calculation is based on:

1. U.S. Life Expectancy Data:

The current U.S. life expectancy is 78.4 years (CDC, 2023).

A standard deviation of approximately 8 years is used to model mortality distribution.



2. Baby Boomer Population Estimates:

76 million baby boomers were born in the U.S. between 1946 and 1964 (U.S. Census Bureau).

Using a normal distribution of mortality, I estimated how many remain alive by 2025.



3. Demographic Modeling:

By applying a mortality distribution to the birth range (1946–1964), we estimate that 42.6% of baby boomers remain in 2025, meaning over 50% have passed.



How does this make you feel?
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Send the animals to other countries, close the private prisons     (youtu.be)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2 months ago

1 comments

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Dad being a father.     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 2 months ago

5 comments

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I'm not going anywhere!     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2 months ago

3 comments

Who is this guy?
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Anyone have one of these coins?     (www.jbmilitaryantiques.com.au)

submitted by MaryXmas to AskUpgoat 2 months ago

21 comments

I have one. I think of myself as an antique collector.
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Kid quote: "If you scare something, that means there's nothing in your way"     (Fatherhood)

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 2 months ago

2 comments

Be the bigger monster.
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Just ordered my chicks for this spring.      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 2 months ago

26 comments

35 birds, assorted meat birds and isa brown layers. Gonna be a good summer.
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Get your roofs done!      (whatever)

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 3 months ago

7 comments

All that cheap labor is going to be gone soon.