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I legally changed my name to Levi Katz.

submitted by MaryXmas to shitpost 10 monthsJul 31, 2023 19:19:06 ago (+27/-1)     (shitpost)

In the last 2 weeks, I got a 2 million dollar loan at the bank, purchased some slum real estate and topped it off with a tiny hat. I am not jewish, but I just got duel citizenship to israel.
The world is my kosher oyster.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 10 points 10 monthsJul 31, 2023 19:38:43 ago (+10/-0)

Shaloms!

[ - ] SumerBreeze 7 points 10 monthsJul 31, 2023 19:58:00 ago (+7/-0)

hand rubbing intensifies

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 6 points 10 monthsJul 31, 2023 20:23:05 ago (+6/-0)

Not gonna lie, I am all about shapeshifting if it works in the other direction.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 10 monthsJul 31, 2023 23:47:30 ago (+5/-0)

Such a deal!✡️

[ - ] DivineLight2 2 points 10 monthsAug 1, 2023 06:18:00 ago (+2/-0)

I wonder if anyone genuinely tried this. Grow out your hair a bit, scraggly beard, hand rub a bit and don't shower for a week or 2.

Go meet shekelberg and nosestein about a loan, mention your love for scat, fags, niggers, getting cucked and hatred of goyim, done deal?

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 10 monthsAug 1, 2023 09:03:50 ago (+1/-0)

Did you mutilate your dick for the grift?

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 1 point 10 monthsAug 1, 2023 09:38:50 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah. Those jew girls check.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 10 monthsAug 1, 2023 09:39:50 ago (+0/-0)

Dedication to craft

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 1 point 10 monthsJul 31, 2023 21:35:30 ago (+1/-0)

Did you really?

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 0 points 10 monthsAug 1, 2023 09:38:23 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. Hardest part was putting on 20 pounds.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 10 monthsJul 31, 2023 20:39:27 ago (+1/-0)

Koyster