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Dongle
Member for: 3.2 years

scp: 94 (+98/-4)
ccp: 142 (+142/-0)
votes given: 71 (+65/-6)
score: 236





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Dongle 5 points 3 months ago

Better system: Use a sextant to measure the angle from the horizon to the sun. Call this angle theta. Measure the length of the flagpole's shadow. Call this n. The height of the flagpole is tan(theta) * n.


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Dongle 2 points 4 months ago

Looking forward to Furiosa and Dune 2.

Maybe Joker 2, Deadpool 3 and Twisters.

That's about it.


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Dongle 2 points 4 months ago

My co-worker came down with lymphoma 4 months after getting the vax. Very healthy blonde mom of 3, late 30s. Fortunately she seems to have made a full recovery. I’m convinced the vax was a contributing factor.


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Dongle 0 points 5 months ago

Looks like Facebook. Reddit would just outright ban you.


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Dongle 0 points 6 months ago

It is a democracy, it's just not a free country. People often mistakenly conflate freedom with democracy. They are not remotely the same thing. The majority can and often does vote for and get tyranny.


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Dongle 0 points 7 months ago

Good luck as a Christian moving to Israel and getting citizenship there.


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Dongle 0 points 7 months ago

One of the perks of low-IQ nigger criminals is that niggers are too stupid to tell the difference between whites and Jews.


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Dongle 0 points 8 months ago

Everyone loves to minimize race by referring to it as simply “skin color.” No. Skin color is the most visible and obvious difference between the races, but is not the only difference or even the most important difference.


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Dongle 0 points 8 months ago

It looked to me like a sinkhole that had just formed.


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Dongle 1 point 8 months ago

Good luck getting a Soros prosecutor to go along with this.


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Dongle 6 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of my favorite joke.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.


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Dongle 8 points 9 months ago

And I’m sure the fact no one will hire her is all Trump’s fault somehow.


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Dongle 12 points 9 months ago*

Warms my heart. Oh how I'd love to live in a nation where Home Depot, CVS, Lululemun, etc treat thieves exactly the same way.


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Dongle 0 points 10 months ago

If you start at 2000 rather than 1995, the percentages are even higher.


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Dongle 1 point 11 months ago

This tweet and some others by Stefan belong in a museum. I wish he’d come back to twitter.


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Dongle 0 points 11 months ago

Who would buy property in a war zone?


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Dongle 1 point 11 months ago

I watched this movie with my girlfriend of the time. The only effect it had on her was it gave her a massive craving for McDonalds and she made me drive her to one as soon as it was over. True story.


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Dongle 1 point 1.1 years ago

Them: “How many kids have to die before you’ll give up your guns?”
Me: “How many women have to get raped before you’ll cut off your dick.”
Them: “That’s ridiculous. I’m not going to rape anyone.”
Me: “Exactly.”


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Dongle 3 points 1.3 years ago

That’s why they renamed the scam from “global warming” to”climate change” a few years ago.


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Dongle 8 points 1.3 years ago

I should try this. Sounds much easier and cheaper than having your own babies. I already have 3 of my own and the wife says no more!


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Dongle 9 points 1.4 years ago*

Your wish is granted:

https://files.catbox.moe/z5divi.jpg

Edit: Alternate link for the meme:

https://imgflip.com/i/76lqcx


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Dongle 15 points 1.4 years ago*

If there's one thing black men and white men agree on it's this:

They don't want to raise black children.


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Dongle 8 points 1.4 years ago

Egalitarians want to believe that race is just “skin color” and are offended that there might be substantive biological differences between the races.


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Dongle 3 points 1.5 years ago

I know a valley girl who had a similar experience. She made it through high school math while only memorizing odd numbers.

She explained why to me. She said she couldn’t even.


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