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Christians should run for office in Israel and then send $5B to the US

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 12:33:53 ago (+51/-0)     (whatever)



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[ - ] Master_Foo 11 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 13:12:06 ago (+16/-5)

LOL, that's not the way Christianity works, son.
For Christians, support only flows one way, to Israel.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 15:21:55 ago (+3/-0)

Parasites never work to the benefit their host.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 21:13:13 ago (+1/-0)

Best comment

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 13:31:08 ago (+1/-0)

Then it's jews ffs

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 13:34:03 ago (+7/-4)

Yes Christianity = Jews.
I'm glad you've caught up.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil -1 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 17:32:43 ago (+1/-2)

Wrong.

[ - ] Gaypatriot1488 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 22:17:25 ago (+0/-0)

jesus was a Jew you fuckwit

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2023 06:13:40 ago (+0/-0)

lmfao...no he was called "the king of the jews" because the "jews" are the people who believe in jesus christ

and the kike stole that name like it steals everything it owns...the fact faggots like you can't figure this out is embarrassing for you.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2023 09:03:39 ago (+0/-0)

Literally wrong.

[ - ] Gaypatriot1488 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2023 12:23:37 ago (+0/-0)

Zhe was also trans and non-binary. Thats who you worship ๐Ÿ˜‚

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2023 18:00:12 ago (+0/-0)

Wrong.

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2023 06:12:32 ago (+0/-0)

^^^See how the kike demands you practice it's idea of "Christianity"


the inbred kike makes it so obvious it's so sad 15 of you fucking morons upvote a known kike subverter on here

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 12:35:33 ago (+6/-0)

I say this a lot. Can you imagine of washington DC and politicians had Palestinian or Chinese flags everywhere and support them the way they do kike trash?

[ - ] fuck_usernames 0 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2023 05:11:28 ago (+0/-0)

Jew***

[ - ] fuck_usernames 0 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2023 05:11:20 ago (+0/-0)

New

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 4 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 14:13:02 ago (+4/-0)

they get spit on, and elections are all show and rigged

[ - ] Razzoriel 3 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 14:11:51 ago (+3/-0)

Its against the religious teachings of Jesus Christ to engage in blackmail, sedition, crime and general lies to promote oneself to worldly ranks of power. If society does not appreciate the truth, its their own undoing, and Christians can only prepare themselves to brace for impact, Noah-style.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 19:20:03 ago (+1/-0)

Tell that to Jakes,Hagee,Olstien,Copeland,Meyers,Dollar,Duplantis,Hinn,Graham.
All clowns of the purse

Luke 21:20 says.....

[ - ] deleted 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 14:32:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Peleg 2 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 14:26:01 ago (+2/-0)

pissrael doesn't allow dual citizenship.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 14:15:23 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] lolxd 2 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 13:52:56 ago (+2/-0)

You literally have to be ethnically Jewish to be a citizen of Israel. It would be impossible.

[ - ] Rob3122 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 16:19:44 ago (+1/-0)

And in the United States of America you don't even have to be American or even born in this country to be a government official.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 21:15:41 ago (+1/-0)

I wonder how they'll turn the illegals against us? ๐Ÿค”

#BAFFLED

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 22:17:27 ago (+1/-0)

Head of DHS is literally a Cuban communist jew

[ - ] WhiteGoat 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 16:07:17 ago (+1/-0)

I prefer the term Christian Extremist

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 21:12:13 ago (+0/-0)

Isn't there a town in the US named Ukraine that we can set up a false flag proxy war in never have any video about it on the (((news))) but have our one Jewdamir kikekenski kvetch for sheckles?

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 20:13:36 ago (+0/-0)

That's hillarious but jews in Isreal keep it real call Africans niggers spit on Christians and take Palestinian land out in the open and brag about it.

But if you are white in America and complain about your daughter getting raped by a nigger immigrant you are a racist in the eyes of the jew Media

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 16:39:41 ago (+0/-0)

you dare use my own spells against me, potter?

[ - ] Dongle 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 16:22:38 ago (+0/-0)

Good luck as a Christian moving to Israel and getting citizenship there.

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 14:30:16 ago (+0/-0)

Those printers ainโ€™t cheap.

[ - ] Barfcock19 0 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2023 14:11:43 ago (+2/-2)

(((Christians)))