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Bottled_Tears
Member for: 3.9 years

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I go to jail tonight     (whatever)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 1 month ago

121 comments

Jail is basically just time out for big boys, it's just boring.

I was sentenced to 30 days because the jew lawyer I hired did a shitty job. Literally a jew, his last name is Bernstein. He obsessively asked if I want to go to trial instead of a plea deal. It's a DUI, how do you win a trial?

I got the DUII in the stupidest way. I used Uber all night and walked home after my last stop. Was going through a bad break up and just recovered from cancer a a few months prior.

I saw a tow truck rolling around and went to go move my car on a rainy night. My car slid a bit from Fall leaves but possibly also the alcohol (No definitely), hit the fence entrance of the apartment complex I live at. Was like oh shit well just will park in my spot and tell them in the morning (200 ft away). A Karen called then cops instead of confronting me. I was already sleeping inside my place and my former friend/roommate LET the cops into our place and had me arrested. One of the biggest dipshits I've ever lived with.

So, as I am at fault and shouldn't have drove .2 miles, this is my repercussion I have to deal with.

What I'm always shocked though is that I've never seen the foreign shit skins in this country in jail as much as White people.

I have a damn good job, a good place, and my lawyer barely fought for any of those facts.
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AI customer service might actually be worse than shitskin pajeets     (whatever)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 2 months ago

6 comments

Has anyone else experienced these awful fucking projects they're using to help "save money"? I want to cancel most things just because of how they handle it now.

Completely disconnected awful shitty AI that is completely unhelpful that gives you a minimal amount of options and takes so long to finally go through the bullshit cycle telling them what you need and getting to actual people customer service. And when you get there you have to tell your information all over again?

You used to be able to yell customer service and they send you directly over but now you have to jump through hoops.
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Moved into a new apartment by myself to be closer to work, neighbor doesn't shut up. Any advice?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to AskUpgoat 2 months ago

35 comments

I moved to be closer to work and my shit skin neighbor doesn't shut the fuck up. I can hear him through the wall from 7am to 10pm. I don't think he works, I don't know how he afforda to live here, and I don't know how he is able to talk to someone for 15 hours fucking straight every fucking day.

I banged on the wall a bunch and he never reacts. I set up my sound bar for 2 hours and blasted it and when I paused it it was like nothing ever happened.

I finally said fuck this and went straight to his door, banged on it and told him I can literally hear you and who ever you talk to on your computer every fucking day.

And who would have been surprised it was a disgusting pajeet shit skin piece of shit. His place looked disgusting.

I told him knock it off, I'm trying to fucking sleep because I work night shift. He said how else can he talk to his family, I looked behind him and said literally set up in your fucking empty living room. He said he does hear me bang and that made me even more mad. I said so you hear me pissed off do nothing about it and continue to be disrespectful?

He finally said he will stop and change where he speaks to his "family" after visibly shaking from my raged voice because it was fucking 11 PM and he wouldn't shut the fuck up.

He was quiet for about 2-3 days and he just started up again. What can I do to get this disgusting piece of shit to quit fucking talking right next to the fucking wall of where I sleep? I can hear him anywhere in my room doesn't matter where my bed is his voice is disgusting smelly voice is vibrating on the walls because of where he chose to set up.

I have a few ideas. Like spraying liquid ass at his doorstep. Maybe even on a written note so he touches it. Trying to think of setting up an alarm that only he hears and doesn't disturb my other neighbors because he is the only problem. Not sure how I'd do that, maybe drill into the wall and have it go off when I'm at work at night.

Any ideas goats? I'm sick of hearing this fucking faggot and I still don't understand how you can have something to talk about for 15 hours straight, you're not interesting and neither is your family to be like this 15 hours a fucking day.
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I just noticed something about pajeets     (whatever)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 5 months ago

6 comments

Was talking to some friends about how cops seem to be so adamant towards White (The highest), Latino, even blacks being arrested.

Yet, the pajeets the ones who rape, shit everywhere, cause sexual and aggressive harassment taking advantage of this country, not a single one of them are ever in jail. Not a single one gets in trouble. They have terrible driving ethics and they always let them go.

This country is full on kiked. Why trust these street shitters so much?
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Not a single thread in Reddit is saying Trump one or that Kamala is doing anything 😆     (whatever)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 7 months ago

7 comments

They're so quiet it is hilarious. Here comes the fix boys. Or they gave up.
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I achieved a new title at my job by some white lies     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to TellUpgoat 7 months ago

10 comments

I was in restaurant for most of my life because I saw it as easy money right away. Once covid happened, I said fuck this industry it will be ruined and it is.

I switched to tech always wanted to just didn't see the money. Now it's booming wildly. Picked it up right away maybe because I have German blood. I became a test technician within a year and a half which is uncommon.

I just got field service engineer where I'm shy under six figures and I couldn't be happier.

I did white lies on my resume and just geared it towards the job. Grocery parcel? No I was maintenance for the bottle return and lifts. Daycare? No I helped with HVAC and toilet plumbing.
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How to get me to delete an app fast     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to ClownWorld 8 months ago

23 comments

So sick of this pandering shit. The thieves who ride these things and do drug deals are dominantly black. Fucking asking for more money. Less of you is more money.
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Since when did we start calling people Golden family or Golden anything?     (whatever)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 9 months ago

5 comments

What is this fucking distraction. I'm so tired of them changing terms.
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How has the WEF successfully laid out the plans openly and it is all still going exactly as planned?     (whatever)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 10 months ago

19 comments

I get that there is super powers beyond our control and the deep state is always going to do the path they are told as but we have known about the plan for at least a decade and it is literally going play by okay and nobody has proved to stop it?

At this point, I feel like the only ones to stop it is if every single citizen knew of the plan and stop buying the lies from the media and all this theater.

Literally just 8 years ago all these people who hate each other now were smiling and shaking hands at G20 summits and other meetings. They know what they are doing, and I hope you do too.

Because it is painfully pathetic how obvious and desperate they are to get rid of the majority of the population.
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Whenever I mention jews to my roommate he goes to his room and says I should read the bible     (whatever)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 1 year ago

119 comments

What the fuck is he talking about about? He says how awesome Trump is and everything and I always say yeah he's different but he's still a Zionist and I don't trust him.

Then he calls me a traitor and says I don't know anything.. LOL I always respond saying you can't be serious let's look at his first week in office where he went to Israel to pledge his allegiance. Then he ignores me and moves on to another conversation.

It's so weird, I've red pilled him on everything but he thinks that jews are somehow related to Christianity so he always says it's messed up when I talk ill of jews.

I even tell him, you know they literally think you're worthless cattle how about you read their Bible? Then silence again.

The jews really did a number on that holocaust forced education. The real holocaust is our education. Gaslighting us 24/7.
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/r/conspiracy is going to get banned soon     (whatever)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 1.1 years ago

22 comments

They're becoming like us, slowly. Very anti jew and talking about how they control us. It's nice to see and all but with how reddit works they're limited. They already called out a lot of stuff and ban people but I think this is it.
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Really tired of seeing these fake statistics about record views or record profits     (whatever)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 1.2 years ago

7 comments

The world knows the population is growing right? No shit movies are the most they've ever had downloads or views. The population is expanding. No shit people are buying things, we are doubled.

This isn't success. I'm tired of all these god damn Jews saying this is success. This is part of the system and how it works.

I hate hearing some faggot say did you hear this movie had more views than the original star wars? Like no shit retard. Winnie the Pooh blood and honey probably has more views because our population has doubled.
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This site knows ISIS is US and Mossad right?     (Russia)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to Russia 1.2 years ago

40 comments

The attack in Moscow is hilariously obvious. ISIS decides to suddenly be there. Russia wanted to take them out in Syriah and the US stopped it.

Painfully obvious.
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I'll never understand women     (whatever)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 1.2 years ago

15 comments

You could be on this planet for years and I swear they don't even know where their minds go.

You try to be a Chad and be a man, they hate it and it's sexist. You try to conform and seek their feelings, you're a cuck.

American women are the most toxic thing on this planet. They're all crazy alcoholics with multiple kids slamming white claws in bed wondering what happened.
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Retarded double account on this website exposed himself     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to TellUpgoat 1.3 years ago

54 comments

This idiot replied to his self and exposed his self. What a dipshit.

These alphabet jews probably should read their WikiLeaks manifesto that there could never be a 2nd civil war because you would lose by a large margin.

Why else is this country so desperate for division? It's pathetic. As pathetic as that faggot who has two accounts and can't actually find a real gaslight debate and has to create one.

kikes are pathetic lol 😂
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Ozzy comes out of nowhere and Reddit is applauding him?     (whatever)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 1.3 years ago

37 comments

I know reddit is fucking retarded but holy shit suddenly he's using the word antisemitic and suddenly he's mad about his music being used.

And Reddit is seething saying he needs to be heard.

Are we seriously listening to a deranged satanic man that is know for being on MTV making no sense doing every drug possible and near death?

Just continues to amaze me what fucking world we live in and people eat this shit up. He's definitely not coherent enough to say any of this shit so it makes no sense.

It's like we are in a new day in age for these old fucks who say get off my lawn for I did it first! Fucking fags.

Politics is becoming a massive psychological warfare and it's possible AI is going to use celebrities to persuade the masses into wrong thoughts or brainwashed propaganda. Which is maybe what we are seeing here.

Or his PR just said give me your fucking phone I just got wired $1 mil from Biden.

OR OR his kikess wife hears him say blahfibfie sjsgagdk dhjddk. And she's like yeah he's angry that people are stealing his music and that we need to give more money to Israel.

Sources:

https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/ozzy-osbourne-kanye-west-sampled-music-without-permission-1235604275/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/hTGtBIR1Gu
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I feel lost and am having trouble finding purpose after this year     (TellTalk)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to TellTalk 1.5 years ago

19 comments

I was diagnosed with cancer right before age 33. It was discovered early, so it didn't spread. I have had it removed and am back to my life in some ways. But there are an infinite amount of thoughts going through my mind. I don't know whether to care anymore or keep doing well like I was beforehand.

It was just so shocking to me because I am the ONLY one in my family that didn't take the vaccine and I'm the only one that was closest to death since the situation.

I was going hard and I mean HARD on my stride of success. I am in a promising engineering career (I started late, but picking up faster than college grads) and started doing high-end serving part time to fast track retirement by age 50 and have a house sooner than too late. I had been making all my meals after vitamins, went to the gym 3-5 times a week, looked at going back to school, took a break from dating to focus on all this then bam. Suddenly cancer.

I had amazing support and tons of friend support but I know half who messaged me (I didn't make an entire FB post about my status like some psychos do) were hoping it was an exciting story from stabbing and a few of them were like oh crazy when I said no, it was cancer.

I got cancer this early in my life for no reason besides genetics and I am unsure what to do with my time knowing I could have 5 years or I could see the end further than others. Statistically, I won't make it to the end. I wanted to do so much and now I don't have the time to do it. I wanted to make enough money to retire early and direct/write these films I've been holding on to for years. I want to start a business. Just thought after thought keeps being stumped by my inner saying "Hey whoa there buddy, you won't make it maybe just relax".

On top of having a purpose, nobody is going to want to start a family with me anymore either. I don't blame them. Women are so fucking picky today, they don't want someone with the chance of death let alone the chance of passing it down so I haven't even been telling women I meet.
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The Spanish magician said, I will make myself disappear on the count of 3     (Jokes)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to Jokes 1.5 years ago

6 comments

Uno, dos, poof! And he disappeared without a tres.
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The fortune 500 company I work for is scrambling and I think it's hilarious      (whatever)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 1.6 years ago

66 comments

Personal story so if you don't care I'm telling you at the top here now.

So I work at a big tech job. Test technician engineer for microchip wafers. Way underpaid with how cost of living has accelerated and what we do.

We had our ramp up just like all jobs did last year which was totally artificial if you've been a person alive your whole life. It was pretty fucking obvious what was going on politically and economically. Yet, our place hired everyone and anyone, no degrees no skills.

It's been a shit show since. We made 60 billion profit and they're saying we're out of money. How the fuck. HOW THE FUCK. Do you run out of money at 60 billion profit??

These greedy assholes are now reaping what they sow. So now they laid off way too much earlier this year after that 60 billion profit. About 75% of the people I worked with.

Now, they're scrambling and are telling us to work more and people keep going home and calling in sick and they're freaking out. They're moving people from other departments to come work over with us but it has been chaos because they don't know the tools and have been causing massive damage and rework. They used to require training but management is saying no training just do it. It's all so hilarious. I'm just standing back. They've been asking for my help and I'm like nah I'm good, you guys didn't want to give me a raise. I don't need to go above and beyond.

Fortune 500 companies can get bent.
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I can't listen to my only radio station. Suddenly Jews.     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to TellUpgoat 1.6 years ago

25 comments

Holy shit I've never seen conservatives make a flip of the switch so bad? They're 100% pro jew suddenly, believe every single lie so far, can't stop talking about the babies and how disgusting people here at home are acting.

I'm just blown away. They take naysayers for calls and now they're getting ravaged. I can't believe I used to listen to this fucking jew trickery radio station. Back to just music on the road now.

Any recommendations for a podcast or someone I could listen to that talks about us politics/world politics/finance/essential tips etc.?

If there is such a thing.
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Remember guys, we have AI imagery and Photoshop these days     (whatever)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 1.7 years ago

3 comments

And ours isn't military grade. I had some friends ask me my opinion on things, I usually have a realistic opinion, but I said I don't trust anything right now and I'm just going to be concerned about my immediate problems for now and form an opinion when things have settled because some of these stories are getting out of hand.
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If you haven't noticed with stocks the past 2 years     (whatever)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 1.7 years ago

40 comments

They're crashing it and they're all in on it. Only they studied history and they're trying to not make it look like a crash to make people hopeful and the way they are doing it is going to make things much MUCH worse. The moves and decisions they're making are going to affect this country for decades.

This isn't a crash this is a money transfer and siphoning. The dollar is done. They have known this. The media keeps hyping you up to buy stocks, the recession is good, this isn't that bad, etc.

No, it is bad. This is historically bad and fucking irresponsible as shit. These clowns are ruining everything. I refuse to believe they are just dumb, this is intentional.

All the investor news has been "Sell, don't sell, hold, sell this now it's over! Buy now!". It's up and down because again this is a transfer of wealth. They're siphoning the population. Bleeding us out of money in every way so we bow to them.

How did nobody see this coming? All you had to know was the amount of money they printed in 2020.
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Microsoft settings keep resetting but noticed this weird shit     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to whatever 1.9 years ago

16 comments

islamic prayer times? Fuck I hate this country. If we lived in Saudi Arabia or any islamic country and we bent our knee towards any other religion they would come for us and behead us while others cheer on the sideline raping goats and children.

Also, fuck these "Smart" accounts that link your desktop to online. It's been a trash system that is clearly brainwashing people into reading fake ass news. I work in tech and in a cleanroom (Everyone can see each other's screens from multiple meters away, no cubicles) and I look over and constantly see my coworkers reading these crazy articles and stupid titles handing out false information. I'll see them get up and go talk to others about it.

My only takeaway that Microsoft has done that I find somewhat positive is that they now let you comment on almost all news articles through their Microsoft system. Although, I have noticed they remove the feature to comment that has anything to do with Biden, LGBT, niggers being monsters, or religions like this islamic shit. (islam gets no capital since it is a subhuman religion).
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GayPatriot1969 is a pedophile     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to TellUpgoat 1.9 years ago

22 comments

Find out who he is and report him to the police, family, and friends.
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Oregonian selection      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Bottled_Tears to clusterBbitches 1.9 years ago

44 comments

Straight from my Facebook.

I fucking hate living here all the woman are so fucking gross looking. Horrible ugly tattoos they will all hate in the next few years. Showing off skin that doesn't need to be shown drinking piss water beer all the time getting those nasty fucking bellies. I've been seeing more beer bellies in women than men who are in their late 20s early 30s. Like just run one mile at least once a day.