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Moved into a new apartment by myself to be closer to work, neighbor doesn't shut up. Any advice?

submitted by Bottled_Tears to AskUpgoat 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 11:31:30 ago (+8/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

I moved to be closer to work and my shit skin neighbor doesn't shut the fuck up. I can hear him through the wall from 7am to 10pm. I don't think he works, I don't know how he afforda to live here, and I don't know how he is able to talk to someone for 15 hours fucking straight every fucking day.

I banged on the wall a bunch and he never reacts. I set up my sound bar for 2 hours and blasted it and when I paused it it was like nothing ever happened.

I finally said fuck this and went straight to his door, banged on it and told him I can literally hear you and who ever you talk to on your computer every fucking day.

And who would have been surprised it was a disgusting pajeet shit skin piece of shit. His place looked disgusting.

I told him knock it off, I'm trying to fucking sleep because I work night shift. He said how else can he talk to his family, I looked behind him and said literally set up in your fucking empty living room. He said he does hear me bang and that made me even more mad. I said so you hear me pissed off do nothing about it and continue to be disrespectful?

He finally said he will stop and change where he speaks to his "family" after visibly shaking from my raged voice because it was fucking 11 PM and he wouldn't shut the fuck up.

He was quiet for about 2-3 days and he just started up again. What can I do to get this disgusting piece of shit to quit fucking talking right next to the fucking wall of where I sleep? I can hear him anywhere in my room doesn't matter where my bed is his voice is disgusting smelly voice is vibrating on the walls because of where he chose to set up.

I have a few ideas. Like spraying liquid ass at his doorstep. Maybe even on a written note so he touches it. Trying to think of setting up an alarm that only he hears and doesn't disturb my other neighbors because he is the only problem. Not sure how I'd do that, maybe drill into the wall and have it go off when I'm at work at night.

Any ideas goats? I'm sick of hearing this fucking faggot and I still don't understand how you can have something to talk about for 15 hours straight, you're not interesting and neither is your family to be like this 15 hours a fucking day.


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[ - ] TheSimulacra 7 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 12:34:27 ago (+7/-0)

Find a better place to live. You chose to move into that environment and you are blaming the result on other people. Its a fucking apartment complex! I am amazed at how people expect apartments to be quiet places.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 19:10:38 ago (+0/-0)

Have a year lease. Everyone else has been respectful.

[ - ] Bonlio99 6 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 11:48:35 ago (+6/-0)

Talk to the landlord. It’s his problem

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 5 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 13:03:35 ago (+5/-0)

Unless you're extremely careful, you will very likely not get away with doing anything fed-posty to him sadly. You'll have to be a bit clever and torment him in other ways that are totally within the legal limits. Here's a great example: https://greentextarchive.net/img/grn_00514e4584c9e181759e6711d9bbcf05.png

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 13:17:58 ago (+1/-1)

Video of jeetshaker: https://streamable.com/vr99ap

I'm guessing the sound was too close to the brown note and caused the jeets to shit themselves and spontaneously combust.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 5 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 12:44:17 ago (+5/-0)

Legally? Probably nothing.

Cave his fucking skull in. They all have to be physically removed, and I'm not talking geography. Might as well start with him.

Regarding the talking.. if you've ever taken a cab you know they have a 4 way call going at all times. It's probably a low IQ thing like how animals constantly make noise for no reason.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 5 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 12:21:36 ago (+5/-0)

liquid ass

It's a fragrance he'll either appreciate or not notice.

Definitely complain to the landlord/manager.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 4 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 14:59:05 ago (+4/-0)

Lol Kill the mongrel fuck. Pajeets are thirsty degenerate pedo rapists and are easily catfished. Set the 'jeet up, somewhere out of the way (a vacant parking lot at night, a public park at night, etc,) then eliminate it, when it shows up expecting to meet a minor.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 22:18:15 ago (+0/-0)

^ Best solution

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 4 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 14:58:47 ago (+4/-0)

1.Find out the name of his Wi-Fi network.

2. Use the tools in Kali Linux to run "air-replay" and death all devices on his network.

3. Enjoy silence because he can't zoom, or whatever, with his laptop.

[ - ] clymer 4 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 14:42:20 ago (+4/-0)*

disrespectful neighbors suck. They just plain fucking suck. My neighbors across the street let their dog out at 3:45 AM every morning and the thing was shitting outside my door. My dog hears the fucking thing and starts growling, barking, waking my ass up. We live on a dirt road, 10 houses on the road and he is right across the street. I catch him in his yard, say "hey - can you not let your dog shit in my yard?" It stops for a few days, starts up again, I ask again, this time he doesn't even care - i catch him and say "pick it up." He starts yelling at me for making him pick up his dog shit, still doesn't stop. I blast an e-mail out the entire association and basically call the douche bag out for being a prick and ask for a vote - leash the dogs or allow them to roam / shit wherever they want. Get some comments supportive of my position. Finally it stops. It took a public shaming to get him to walk his dog, asshole. If there is an apartment manager or landlord, get him involved

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 15:00:22 ago (+0/-0)

Get an ultrasonic speaker with a motion sensor, cover the area with poison ivy, citrus, and ghost pepper.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 16:34:09 ago (+0/-0)

How to kill a dog: rat poison pellets in ground beef. Cook medium rare and set it out at night away from your own yard. Then quickly dispose of the rat poison. PLUS: wash out that frying pan.

My neighbor lady had a squirrel problem. Pellets in peanut butter. Did it in her fenced back yard. All her squirrels gone. Then the varmints from nearby areas came by as they could smell this from a block away. All gone.

Again - don't have any green pellet rat poison on your property just in case the cops come by.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 14:29:46 ago (+4/-0)

move

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 4 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 13:17:02 ago (+5/-1)

The sound of pajeets talking is probably the single most sickening sound on the planet.

Disgusting language of disgusting people. I empathize with your situation.

Remember, pajeets are basically niggers. You won't be able to reason with him. Get revenge or move. Landlord and cops will not help you.

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 3 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 16:25:44 ago (+3/-0)

oh boy, jeet neighbours are a nightmare. they are like gypsies but worse, at least gypsies prefer to live separately. total lack of consideration for others. you are lucky he's alone in there.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 15:23:42 ago (+3/-0)

Buy an old microwave from a thrift store and remove the safety screen from the door. Point it at the wall and set it to defrost for a few hours. Defrost causes the microwave emitter to turn on and off repeatedly.
The radiation will mess with his electronics and make him ill.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 15:09:57 ago (+3/-0)

You're first mistake, once you had identified the problem, was confronting and speaking to the target directly.

Because there are any number of COA's that would be possible as long as there is no danger of direct attribution to you.

Now any action you take to eliminate the problem will be directly attributed to you.

Because the first thing the authorities will ask him is, "Have you argued with anyone recently?"

Now, no matter what happens, you get to be "The bad guy".

I realize that the first instinct is to confront the problem directly, but it only hampers your freedom of action in the long run.

Remember, nobody is the bad guy in their own story. He sees himself as just a regular guy, going about his business, living his life in the way that he is accustomed.

That being bad for others never even occurs to him.

That being said, read your lease very carefully.
Pay particular attention to those things that would be considered a violation that would get a renter kicked out immediately, such as egregious health code violations.

Enjoy.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 14:51:50 ago (+3/-0)*

Get some sound-proofing wall panels, ask the landlord to help pay. See if insurance can pay

Ear plugs. You have to stop the soundwaves.

Also negotiate a lower rent. Ask if there are other locations available.

He's obviously doing business from the room, it's not talking to family. He has to talk it's his job.

White noise, turn on a fan or fountain

[ - ] albatrosv15 3 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 14:38:24 ago (+3/-0)

The real solution? Microwave weapon. You won't do that, though. You are a lazy faggot.

[ - ] texasblood 3 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 13:53:53 ago (+3/-0)

6.3 miles to the asphalt road.
37 miles to the nearest walmart.
2.75hr from the nearest Interstate
Shitskin neighbor?
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[ - ] Sector2 3 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 14:44:33 ago (+3/-0)

But you're in Texas, where the climate negates any 'remoteness' advantages.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 12:53:59 ago (+3/-0)

12ga

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 12:35:44 ago (+3/-0)

Do some research to find out what Pajeet's hate most about White Americans.

It could be anything the smell of cooking beef, pine scented cleaners, the smell of soap, banjo-heavy mountain music, or whatever triggers the ever-living-fuck out of them.

Once you find it, then turn that up to 11. I mean absolutely assault that mother-fucker with it 24-7-365.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 17:07:01 ago (+1/-0)

Learn how to do some simple electronics/programming projects with a raspberry pi.

Get a decibel sensor and a subwoofer.
Program subwoofer to make noise when neighbor makes noise.
Place subwoofer against wall.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 1 point 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 14:46:43 ago (+1/-0)

Whats it worth to you? Low power WiFi and Cell jammers.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 1 point 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 13:59:48 ago (+3/-2)

Shit skin? Murder it in the parking lot, nobody will care.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 01:21:42 ago (+0/-0)

Redeem

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 16:32:03 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know how he afforda to live here

I was paying $3200 for an apartment in CA per mo and there were all sorts of niggers, shitskins and chinks there. Fucking UNISEC gives grants and section 8 vouchers for expensive apartments.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 16:12:00 ago (+0/-0)

Call ICE.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 14:55:29 ago (+0/-0)

Call: Mgmt.-Po-po-Feds & tell them the groid is dealing & you smell "weed" everytime you come home.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 19:12:54 ago (+0/-0)

I live in over of the most legalized states.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 14:36:31 ago (+0/-0)

You need to either move, or make his apartment uninhabitable. Toss a CS grenade through his window, or a large pepper spray canister with the trigger jammed to 'on'.

He would have to move ASAP while they renovate the place. But the thin walls there are the real problem. What if you placed speakers against the wall and played a high pitched sound on high while you're not there?

Your best option would be to move to a house, or an apartment with better walls, and a better tenant selection process.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 14:13:28 ago (+0/-0)

Learn to play the saxophone

[ - ] inaminit 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 12:46:04 ago (+1/-1)

Call the cops and put in a noise complaint.